Cool Cardinals memes Friday
Intro: There are some Arizona Cardinals fan sites that like to express their insecure love for the local team via weird trash talk and hyper-masculine threats of violence. Let us explore some today, OK? OK.
PRETTY SURE IT IS THO
ONE HUNDRED YARDS + 160 FEET WIDE + 22 HUMANS = MAD ROOM
ALSO IT'S THEIR FIELD
ALSO THE FIELD IS IN A STADIUM THAT IS LITERALLY LIKE THE BIGGEST STADIUM THAT HAS EVER EXISTED
ALSO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I'VE NEVER WATCHED FOOTBALL BEFORE SO NOT SURE HOW IT WORKS
DOES THE FATTER TEAM GAIN RIGHTS TO THE FIELD, AT WHICH POINT THEY SET UP THEIR KINGDOM
J/K I LIKE YOUR MEMES DO HAVE ANY ABOUT OTHER TEAMS OR PLAYERS
OH SNAP ... WHAT
HIS LAST NAME IS GORE SO THIS SHOULD BE "FRANK WHO?" WHICH ALSO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT STILL, OH SNAP
PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS BECAUSE HE HAS THE BALL AND IS GETTING TACKLED
ONLY THE BEST, MOST RECOGNIZABLE PLAYERS DON'T EVER GET TACKLED IN FOOTBALL, LIKE ALL THE CARDINALS
ALSO THAT'S A 15-YARD PENALTY AND A FIRST DOWN
YEAH, I'M TALKING SMACK ABOUT YOUR CARDS MEMES, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
OH OK
YOU HAVE A GOOD PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS
BUT I GUESS A BLOODY BEATING IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE 49ERS
THANKS FOR THE ARROW, WASN'T SURE WHERE TO LOOK
RIP 49ERS
PRETTY SURE IT IS THO
ONE HUNDRED YARDS + 160 FEET WIDE + 22 HUMANS = MAD ROOM
ALSO IT'S THEIR FIELD
ALSO THE FIELD IS IN A STADIUM THAT IS LITERALLY LIKE THE BIGGEST STADIUM THAT HAS EVER EXISTED
ALSO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I'VE NEVER WATCHED FOOTBALL BEFORE SO NOT SURE HOW IT WORKS
DOES THE FATTER TEAM GAIN RIGHTS TO THE FIELD, AT WHICH POINT THEY SET UP THEIR KINGDOM
J/K I LIKE YOUR MEMES DO HAVE ANY ABOUT OTHER TEAMS OR PLAYERS
OH SNAP ... WHAT
HIS LAST NAME IS GORE SO THIS SHOULD BE "FRANK WHO?" WHICH ALSO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT STILL, OH SNAP
PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS BECAUSE HE HAS THE BALL AND IS GETTING TACKLED
ONLY THE BEST, MOST RECOGNIZABLE PLAYERS DON'T EVER GET TACKLED IN FOOTBALL, LIKE ALL THE CARDINALS
ALSO THAT'S A 15-YARD PENALTY AND A FIRST DOWN
YEAH, I'M TALKING SMACK ABOUT YOUR CARDS MEMES, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
OH OK
YOU HAVE A GOOD PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS
BUT I GUESS A BLOODY BEATING IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE 49ERS
THANKS FOR THE ARROW, WASN'T SURE WHERE TO LOOK
RIP 49ERS
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