Friday, October 31, 2014

Cool Cardinals memes Friday

Intro: There are some Arizona Cardinals fan sites that like to express their insecure love for the local team via weird trash talk and hyper-masculine threats of violence. Let us explore some today, OK? OK.



PRETTY SURE IT IS THO

ONE HUNDRED YARDS + 160 FEET WIDE + 22 HUMANS = MAD ROOM

ALSO IT'S THEIR FIELD

ALSO THE FIELD IS IN A STADIUM THAT IS LITERALLY LIKE THE BIGGEST STADIUM THAT HAS EVER EXISTED

ALSO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I'VE NEVER WATCHED FOOTBALL BEFORE SO NOT SURE HOW IT WORKS

DOES THE FATTER TEAM GAIN RIGHTS TO THE FIELD, AT WHICH POINT THEY SET UP THEIR KINGDOM

J/K I LIKE YOUR MEMES DO HAVE ANY ABOUT OTHER TEAMS OR PLAYERS




OH SNAP ... WHAT

HIS LAST NAME IS GORE SO THIS SHOULD BE "FRANK WHO?" WHICH ALSO DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT STILL, OH SNAP

PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS BECAUSE HE HAS THE BALL AND IS GETTING TACKLED

ONLY THE BEST, MOST RECOGNIZABLE PLAYERS DON'T EVER GET TACKLED IN FOOTBALL, LIKE ALL THE CARDINALS

ALSO THAT'S A 15-YARD PENALTY AND A FIRST DOWN

YEAH, I'M TALKING SMACK ABOUT YOUR CARDS MEMES, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT




OH OK

YOU HAVE A GOOD PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS

BUT I GUESS A BLOODY BEATING IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR THE 49ERS



THANKS FOR THE ARROW, WASN'T SURE WHERE TO LOOK

RIP 49ERS

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