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MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE NBA SCORE IS 114-97, RAPTORS WELL IT’S AT LEAST IN MY TOP 14 SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YOU BET YOUR ASS I HOVE SEEN NUMBER 7 I WILL CLICK ON DUDESHARE ANYWAY THO BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS BRING THE REALNESS ------ AFTER BROWSING DUDESHARE I WILL HEAD OVER TO UDDERLYPETTABLE TO SEE WHAT I CANNOT DO WHEN I RUN INTO A PEACOCK-CHICKEN HYBRID SEEMS HELPFUL THIS IS ME WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS RUNNING INTO A PEACOCK-CHICKEN ON A NATURE WALK: “STAY CALM EVERYONE I KNOW WHAT TO DO I SAW THIS ON UDDERLYPETTABLE” (DIES) ------ “HI MY NAME IS GRAHAM YOU CAN SEE MY INSIDES FROM THIS WEIRD SHIRT-LIKE THING I CALL MY SKIN BECAUSE I AM PREDISPOSED TO SURVIVING CAR CRASHES IN FACT I AM THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SURVIVE A CAR CRASH” “MY COUSIN FRANK SURVIVED A CAR CRASH” “YEAH OK IT WAS PROBABLY A FENDER-BENDER BESIDES CAN FRANK DO THIS (PULLS BEATING HEART OUT OF CHEST) ” “OMG (VOMITS) ” ------ “GOOD MORNING BOSS MY APOLO...

Subject: Fund Release Confirmation ., The subject header of this email is "Fund Release Confirmation (space) (period) (comma)" Attention: With that subject header? YOU HAVE IT. I wish to remind you that after many attempts to reach you through our correspondence in your country which proved abortive, Hold up, wait ... wait for a second, hold on, stop. Stop . STOP. First of all, there are like several hundred ways I can be reached. I have 38 Internet profile pages, plus a phone, plus email. Not to mention the mother freakin' U.S. of A. postal service, which can be trusted to deliver anything, anytime, sometimes, maybe. Did you even try to send one of your country's singing telegramists to my home or office? That is usually how the other countries that owe me money do it. I mean, how has your correspondence not reached me? I am going to kill my secretary. Oh, my bad - ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. Also, kudos on "proved abortive." Great phrasing, altho...