The foot doctor inquiry
HMMM WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT YO YO YO PHIL THAT SUCKS M'MAN BUT I HAVE SOME POINTS TO MAKE: 1) TMI 2) AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO THINK ABOUT PHIL'S FEET AT 11:40AM SO CLOSE TO LUNCH DAMN 3) THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD SOCIAL MEDIA GROUP FOR LIKE FINDING A LOST CAT OR HAVING A GARAGE SALE OR WHATEVER 4) SAVE THE FOOT STUFF FOR TINDER NA MEAN 5) IS YOUR MISSPELLING SOME TYPE OF FREUDIAN POSITIVE OUTLOOK BECAUSE IF SO: 6) NICE 7) LEMME GUESS YOU NEED A FOOT DOCTOR IMMA BE HONEST PHIL- HERE ARE THE THINGS I CAN CONFIDENTLY RECOMMEND: 1) INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES 2) REUBEN SANDWICHES 3) DOPE ALBUMS THAT HAVE RECENTLY DROPPED 4) DECENT FOOT DOCTORS 5) CONTACTING YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER 6) FOOT PODCASTS 7) A NEW BOOK CALLED HOW TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO SOLICIT PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IN THE AGE OF GOOGLE BY ME 8) CHAPTER ONE: DON'T 9) THAT IS THE WHOLE BOOK ANYWAY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT NOT INCLUDED AMONG THESE THINGS IS A G...