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Subject: VL: China Juparana surface and size Guys, Connie is back . CONNIE IS BACK . Granite, Marble, Slate, Limestone, Artificial Stone, I'm willing for you! And she's still kind of slutty. #slabslutty Nice day to you dear friend, I just want to mention that, in the email, the little photo there rotates around like a gif. I couldn't figure out to post it here like that because, apparently, Connie is better at that stuff than me. Connie is the best. Not updating our production photos to you for a long time, due to the G603 promotion in September continued a whole month. If anyone out there has actually followed these weird exchanges with Connie and her company (which used to be called Wuhan but is now called Xiamen Vinstone because of course), you're aware the emails always begin by acknowledging the problems encountered during their previous slab release and how everything is cool now. And here we are again. The G603 promo took a whole month? I'...

This message was sent with high importance. What can be so important at this ungodly hour (12:26 p.m.)? Subject: Nice guy/Kashmire White can be offered again It's arguable that nothing in my life up to this point has been AS important as this. I am ready. From: connie-wei [connie-wei@vip.163.com] Please proceed, Connie hyphen Wei. I'm willing for you! Whoa, Connie hyphen Wei! Slow your roll there, sugarlips. First, I am married. Second, I only came here with the honest intention of acquiring some kashmire white. Remember - I am a nice guy. Good day to you, o(≧v≦)o~~ Yes, if that bonkers emoticon is not a dead giveway, this is the same "company" that, a few weeks back, sold me some dope slabs . For all the slab work I do. Since the Wuhan Co. and I have a history of doing business together, I am going to hear them out, OK? OK. How are you doing? I am doing good, Connie hyphen Wei. Prettaay, prettaaaay, prettaaaaaaaaay good. Here is a good news fo...

Subject: VL:  shortest delivery time I don't care how you get here (or what you are) Just get here if you can (shortest delivery time) Nice day to you friend,o(≧v≦)o~~ I don't know what emotion that is trying to conv- Here below are our latest information for Wuhan New G603, welcome to check as quality reference. OK. Our advantage of G603: ●Good news!!!  To celebrate our start for new factory and quarry of G603, now we have stock for G603 slabs size in 240upx70upx2cm and 240upx70upx3cm are under selling, quality is as good as before and price will be also attractive.. Good news? More like GREAT news! About to get my G603 slab on. But wait, hold up - didn't Wuhan New G603 experience some problems in the past? I remember at the time feeling very o(≧v≦)o~~ about that. ● No delivery time problems any more: apart from our own quarry in Wuhan, we have our own factories and several cooperated factories help us manufacturing. Delivery time should be put off a lot i...