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Facebook meme/poem of the week

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THIS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE DONALD DUCK POEM
FIRST FAVORITE IS I WANDERED LONELY AS A QUACK


YES OTHER THAN THAT THIS POEM IS *VERY GOOD*
I BET YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT POEMS
“OK CLASS MY NAME IS PROFESSOR JOEY LOGAN, PLEASE OPEN YOUR CLASSIC LITERATURE TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 117, LET’S TALK ABOUT LINE 4 IS DAFFY BEING SUICIDAL OR INTROSPECTIVE”


AHH THE POPULAR “ME ME ME ME” RYHME PATTERN


NO I THINK THIS IS MEANINGLESS GARBAGE


WHY IS EVERYBODY ACTING LIKE ALL HUMANS AND POPULAR CARTOON DUCKS DON’T HAVE A DARK SIDE


MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS GREAT SAYING IS WHEN DONALD DUCK SAYS “YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE ME BUT IS OKAY”


THAT IS ONE GREAT SAYING


GONNA RESPOND TO THIS DONALD DUCK-PLUS-HEART-FILLED-BUMBLEBEES POEM WITH A HEART-FILLED SNOOPY EMOJI I AM 67 YEARS OLD


THIS IS A DOPE MASHUP OF POPEYE'S CATCHPHRASE AND THIS DONALD DUCK POEM
SOMEONE SET THAT SH*T TO MUSIC CALVIN HARRIS WHERE YOU AT SON


CONGRATULATIONS


THAT IS ONE RADICAL COMMENT RADICA RAMKISSOON
CAN I GET AN AMEN


I SEE YOU THERE RICKY TATE
W…

Facebook meme of the week

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SHARE THIS IF YOU REMEMBER WINDOWS DAMMIT
THE INTERNET IS ONE GIANT CHRIS FARLEY INTERVIEW
REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN THERE WERE WINDOWS
THAT WAS AWESOME


I’M NOT SURE BREAKING THESE WINDOWS IS AS EASY OR PRODUCTIVE AS YOU IMAGINE IN THIS VERY SPECIFIC SCENARIO
BUT THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF THE TODDLERS AND DOGS
NO ONE EVER THINKS OF THE TODDLERS AND DOGS


CATHY: REMEMBER VENT WINDOWS
DESIGNATED HITTER: WHAT
CATHY: I ALWAYS LIKED THE AIR FLOW THEY PROVIDED
DESIGNATED HITTER: ARE YOU THE NEW MANAGER, IS IT MY TURN TO BAT
CATHY: I DON’T KNOW THO I COULDN’T GIVE UP AIR CONDITIONING
DESIGNATED HITTER: I DON’T THINK VENT WINDOWS AND A/C ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, SKIP
CATHY: SO YOU AGREE AND IT’S SETTLED – WE CAN’T BRING THEM BACK, I’LL TELL THE OTHERS
DESIGNATED HITTER: HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE CLUBHOUSE


#WEEDPROBLEMS
IF YOU THINK LLOYD DWAYNE WINTERS HAS DOPE COMMENTS ON CAR WINDOW MEMES, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM ON 4/20


THANK YOU CHRISTINE
YOU ARE NOW LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO SHARE THIS
DO IT DAMMIT


THESE OLD…

Facebook meme of the week

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THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED
YOU KNOW IT’S BAD WHEN THE COMMENTERS ON THESE MEMES ARE BEING CRITICAL


DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR COMMON SENSE TO BE SITTING ON THE FENCE BUT
AT LEAST
IT’S NOT
SITTING
ON
THE
COUCH


SORRY


I MEAN THIS IS A PARODY RIGHT


DAVID WARBURTON > BILL GATES AS THE POSTER CHILD FOR EDUCATION BEING OVERRATED

#MATTERSDEGREE
CEO: THIS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING JOB REQUIRES A MASTER'S DEGREE
DAVID WARBURTON: DON’T GOT ONE DON’T NEED ONE, I KNOW HOW *TO* DO ANYTHING HERE TALK TO MY WIFE
CEO: I DON’T (PHONE SHOVED IN FACE) UM HELLO … UH HUH … UH HUH … WOW REALLY HE DIDN’T EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS … UH HUH … WELL I MEAN I WASN’T TALKING SEXUALLY BUT OK WOW … NO THANK *YOU* (HANGS UP) WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I WORK FOR YOU NOW
DAVID WARBURTON: THOUGHT SO


I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL THESE KIDS WHO GRADUATED FROM AUTO PARTS/WATER PUMP UNIVERSITY STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING
THIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU AT NAPA AUTO PARTS ONE TIME IS DEFINITELY AN INDIC…

The greatest birthday message

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I was scrolling through my timeline the other day for some reason and found this, and I am very disappointed I missed it originally and was deprived of two-plus months of enjoyment.

The explanation will, as it always does, kill the humor, but I kind of have to explain it, right? My dad's cousin is also named Mike Kenny, and I am friends with my second cousin on Facebook. Every now and then there's an honest mix-up with tagging among family, but there are worse Mike Kennys to be confused with, I suppose. Anyway, what I think happened here is that my second cousin attempted to write "Happy Birthday cuz!" on my timeline. The result is, like most things on this blog, probably only humorous to me. NEVERTHELESS.

- Chris

Facebook meme of the week

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UH WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
THESE MICE SISTERS ARE CRAY
IS THAT A LADYBUG ON THAT SYRINGE
I DON’T … WHAT
MAYBE I DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I’M NOT A SISTER
LET’S HEAR IT FROM THE SISTERS WHO ARE CONNECTED BY THE HEART
SIAMESE SISTERS


WHAT BETTER PLACE TO WORK OUT YOUR DIFFERENCES THAN THE COMMENTS THREAD OF A SISTERS MEME FEATURING TWO DRUGGED-OUT MICE TANGLED IN ROPE
CYRENTHIA
IF YOU’RE STABBED IN THE HEART BY THE SISTER WITH WHOM YOU’RE CONNECTED AT THE HEART YOU BOTH DIE
IT’S THE CODE OF THE SISTERS


REBECCA: MOM KRISTEN HATES ME
MOM: SO WHAT WHO CARES
REBECCA: WAIT I WAS FISHING FOR YOU TO TELL ME SHE DOESN’T HATE ME SHE REALLY DOES OMG
MOM: THAT’S JUST THE WAY SHE IS … THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO PASSIONATELY HATES HER ONLY SISTER I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU
REBECCA: OH OK IF THAT’S JUST HOW SHE IS


STACY: WHAT’S UP GIRL
KARA: NOT MUCH SISTA SOLIDER HOW YOU LIVIN’ FAM
STACY: IT’S ALL GOOD HOW'S STEVE
KARA: HE'S GOOD TOOK THE KIDS TO ASTROLAND SO I'M TRYIN' TO CLEAN UP THE DANG ME…

Facebook meme of the week

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ALL I NEED IS MY TRUSTY SNOW STEED AND MY NANNA
I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO OFFER THEM BUT MYSELF
BECAUSE I AM 6
PLUS THEY NEED ME
“I HATE YOU GET OFF ME” – HORSE


“SIT HERE NEXT TO ME ON THIS PARK BENCH YOUNG BILLINGSLEY SO I CAN SHARE PROFOUND WISDOM I LEARNED IN WORLD WAR II—YOU WILL KNOW YOUR TRUE FRIEND AND FAMILY ARE WHEN YOUR NOT ABLE ANGMORE I AM SO DAMN RIGHT”
"SIR ARE YOU OK SHOULD I CALL 911"


SHOUT OUT TO BERT SENIOR AND DEBBIE ALDRED
THERE ARE THE TRUSTY SNOW STEEEDS OF PAULA’S WEEK-ENDS


WOW WHO KNEW OLD PEOPLE WERE SO WISE
ONE TIME I MET AN OLD PERSON ON A PARK BENCH WHO WAS WEARING A PURPLE HEART AND HE TOLD ME “THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE YOU REALIZE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST AND YOU GOTTA GET PAID, SON!”
I WAS LIKE WHOA
THEN HE GOT UP AND TOOK OFF HIS OLD PERSON MASK AND IT WAS REALLY KANYE WEST
I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY


UH SOUNDS LIKE *SOMEONE* NEEDS A HORSEY RIDE


HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE


FIRST OF ALL THIS LESSON IS ABOUT HORSES NOT BIRDS
SECOND OF ALL YOU SAID BUSH …