Spam email of the week
Do you know a doctor who is good at being a doctor but bad at having pens? Well have I got the email for you! Subject: Promotional Pens for Doctors - Offer #7117 !!! Here are my questions/comments: Does a "pcs" = a pen? If so, $75 seems like a lot for 300 pens, even on a doctor's salary. I would probably pay $7 for 300 pens. Or, better yet, zero dollars for zero pens. Then again, I am not a doctor. Just a writer. Are the non-customized pens blank or do they read "Your Message Here?" If the latter, I would like to order three non-customized pens because I think that's sort of funny, maybe, it's not, forget it, I don't want any pens. If choosing my pen colors becomes burdensome, is it possible for you to surprise the sh*t out of me by choosing the colors yourself? I realize that is risky but YOLO. Give your customers a gift to remember your business Are promotional pens really an effective means of medical advertising? Man : (wr...