Spam email of the week
Subject: Attn: MOST IMPORTANT EMAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be the judge of that! I once received an email about a freakin’ bomb blaster , so this is gonna have to be pretty dang important. From: sematco@sematco.net Oh snap this IS important. Sematco is the emailer so nice, they named him twice. Greetings, Your urgent Partnership is required. The urgency of my impending partnership is best represented by the capitalization of Partnership, which according to AP Style Sematco, is a word that should definitely be capitalized sometimes. I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship What ? Pfft. Don’t be so hard on yourself, Sematco. This isn’t weird. Some of my best friends emailed me to inform me that my partnership was required. I mean, how do you think my wife woo’d me … with her physical beauty and caring soul? Nah—she cold emailed a playa, son. but I believe knowing each other start...