So, Do You Like ... Stuff?

CHECKING IN TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS SMELLING GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OH NO POO SMELL ALERT 💩📡💩📡 SO FAR WE HAVE RULED OUT CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS ANY OTHER POSSIBILITIES THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT MARTHA POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS THERE IS NO POO SMELL THE POO SMELL COULD BE POO J/K THOUGH (?) THIS IS CLEARLY A CASE OF KEITH HAVING AN AGENDA BUT HE'S ADDED MORE TO THE CONVERSATION THAN MARTHA SO WE'LL ALLOW IT POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS THERE IS NO POO SMELL POO YES, BROCCOLI IS LIKE POO POTENTIAL POO SMELL CAUSES : CHRIS AND HIS CHILDREN'S FARTS THERE IS NO POO SMELL POO BROCCOLI FERTILIZER FROM THE ADJACENT FARM? SEEMS PRETTY FAR FETCHED ALSO HE'S NOT 100% SURE WHICH MAKES ME SKEPTICAL IT'S LIKE, WHY AREN'T YOU 100% SURE ABOUT ...

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT DAY IS HO HO HO AND WHAT TIME HE WILL COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE TO SAY, OF THE TWO COMMENTS HERE SUZANNAH HAS PROVIDED THE BETTER ADVICE WHEN BEING FORCED TO MAKE AN EXCRUCIATING DECISION ABOUT POSSIBLY HAVING TO GIVE UP THE FAMILY PET, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU SEEK THE MOST TRUSTED SOURCE OF VALUABLE, WISE, AND EMPATHETIC COUNSEL, WHICH IS THE SAME SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY ADULTS DIAPERS ON THE CHEAP "CAN'T TALK NOW, I HAVE TO LOG ON TO NEXTDOOR.COM TO ONE-UP THIS FROG JOKE" - ALYSON PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS, HARRIET I DON'T THINK A FROG IS PEST BTW "WENT TO BUY LONGJOHNS AND ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT A GOLDEN TWIN CANOPY BED" "I'VE BEEN INFORMED IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE TO RETURN" ALL OF THIS CHECKS OUT NOT GONNA CLICK "SEE MORE" BECAUSE THIS IS PERFECT MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY HOW DID YOUR FRIEND'S YARD SALE GO DID SHE SELL S...

TIME FOR ANOTHER ' DO YOU LIKE FOOD ' MEME GREAT QUESTION [THE "FRIED" IS CAPITALIZED BECAUSE THIS GUY MADE THE CHICKEN] LET'S HEAR IT FROM THE TOP FANS FIRST, THEY'VE WORKED HARD FOR THIS THEY DIDN'T BECOME TOP FANS FOR NOTHING, FOLKS ANY GOOD BOATING PARTY IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LOVE TO BE ON A BOAT OUT ON THE BAY, STARING AT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET WHILE TAKING A HUGE GNARLY BITE OFF A SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LEG, TOSSING THE DRUMSTICK INTO THE WATER, COUNTING MY BLESSINGS COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN IS THE BEST SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN AND THE ONLY KIND I'LL TOLERATE ME : /AT THANKSGIVING DINNER (ON A BOAT), SCANNING TABLE FULL OF BUCKETS OF SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN, LOOKING PROUDLY AT FAMILY, BUT GROWING CONFUSED/ WHERE IS MY COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW WIFE : UGH, FOR THE TENTH TIME WE DID NOT INVITE HER, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL ME : YOU CALL THIS A 'FAM...

Really having a tough time determining if this means “Yo, your blog is SICK, dawg,” or “Your blog is terrible.” NEVERTHELESS, it needs a doctor. And who better than ( check notes ) … Willium Scott? Hey mikekenny.blogspot.com Team, I have a team? I mean yes, I have a team. Hope you are doing good ! I am doing OK. The rest of my team ( peaks into adjacent room where daughters are arguing over who is a better pretend gymnastics coach as dog barfs on the rug ) … not so much. Your website “mikekenny.blogspot.com” communicates in many different ways to the visitor. Rarely if ever have I heard the grand impact of my blog described so exquisitely and accurately. It DOES communicate in many ways to the visitor! One way is through the words I write on it. Also sometimes it calls people on the phone. One time it used body language to alert a police officer about a crime in progress. I see your competitors I have competitors? Who else is writing about thi...

PEST JOKE OF THE WEEK THANK YOU BILL YOU DON'T OWN A PEST CONTROL BUSINESS DO YOU EITHER WAY THIS IS GOOD AND RELATABLE CONTENT GRAMMAR JOKE OF THE WEEK WHY ARE "A'S" AND "BEE'S" POSSESSIVE BECAUSE BILL IS A WEIRDO #GRAMMARJOKEOFTHEWEEK (PLEASE BUY MY GRAMMAR SOFTWARE, LINKED IN THE COMMENTS) WHAT ARE HEAT INDICES "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WEATHER IS OR HOW TO REACT TO IT SO THANK GOODNESS FOR THE GARAGE SALE SITE NEXTDOOR.COM" - A PERSON? THANK YOU PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER LAURA FOR PUBLIC INFORMATION THAT IS FILLED WITH ERRORS AND ALSO MISLEADING AND THANK YOU LUANNE FOR CALLING OUT THIS PSA WITH A BROKEN ATTACHMENT ALL OF THIS IS GOOD AND WORTH EVERYONE'S TIME I COME TO NEXTDOOR FOR TWO REASONS, TO BUY ADULT DIAPERS AND TO FIGHT CRIME, AND RIGHT NOW I'M GOOD ON ADULT DIAPERS THANK YOU JOE, YOU REALLY GOT 'EM (*THE* JAIL) WHAT I MEAN YES I'M SURE THESE CREDIT CARD TH...

ONE THING ON MY MIND TODAY: WHAT'S POPPIN' WITH BIG BANG THEORY OH WORD CAN'T BELIEVE SHE REALLY EXISTS! AND MORE LIKE "BIG BANGS FANS" BECAUSE SHE IS STRAIGHT ROCKING THEM IRL, YOU GO GIRL I WONDER! ALL OF THEM! OK SURE I GUESS OH NO DISCOVERING THESE PLOT HOLES HAVE MADE THIS DUMB SITCOM LESS BELIEVABLE DON'T PATRONIZE ME OK THAT'S ENOUGH, THANK YOU LET US TURN OUR ATTENTION TO RED LOBSTER, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM IN A HOT MINUTE ARE YOU ASKING ME I DON'T KNOW! "TOP STORIES" TOP RICHEST STARS WHO ARE RICH WHAT ABOUT "TOP SUPER-RICH 70s STARS WHO ARE ALSO RICH, STILL" "RICHEST TOP 70s STARS-- STILL RICH? YOU BETCHA. HERE ARE THE TOP ONES" "TOP RICHEST SUPER-RICH 70s STARS NAMED RICH, OR NOT, DOESN'T MATTER" "REMEMBER THE 70s? BET YOU THOUGHT THE TOP RICHEST STARS FROM THAT TIME PERIOD WERE NOW BROKE OR DEAD. WELL ...

DJ ELECTRA IS BACK ON LAND FOLKS "A PROFESSIONAL DJ *AND* MOTIVATOR" WHERE DOES SHE FIND THE TIME PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER : IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL DJ *AND* MOTIVATOR, CARE TO ELABORATE? DJ ELECTRA : I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY OF INTERVIEWS AND YOU'D RATHER BE HOME, BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOW IS RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER : (HANDS UP) WOW YOU'RE GOOD DJ ELECTRA LIVES IN WALL, HOPE THIS IS HELPFUL AS THERE IS NO OTHER CONTACT INFORMATION PLEASE LOOK UP DJ ELECTRA IN THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER "SERVICE > REASONABLE DJS" OR "MOTIVATORS" SHE IS LISTED UNDER "DJ ELECTRA!!!" THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS ANYTHING FEWER THAN THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS IS THE WRONG DJ ELECTRA; ANYTHING MORE IS ABSURD GOOD LUCK LOOKS LIKE SUSAN REMEMBERED TO ADD DJ ELECTRA'S CONTACT INFO BUT I ENJOY THIS POST MUCH MORE ON ITS OWN AND OUT OF CONTEXT ...

"BROAD CERTIFIED" IN A POST SEEKING AN OBGYN IS THE GREATEST TYPO THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU OVERLOOK THE OVERALL WTF-NESS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL GREAT MEDICAL SUCCESS STORIES START WITH NEXTDOOR " ... AND THAT'S HOW MILLIE WAS BORN AND ALSO HOW MY LIFE WAS SAVED" "WOW WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH AN EXCELLENT DOCTOR" "REMEMBER THAT WEBSITE I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHERE I FOUND THE KNOCKOFF FINGERLINGS MONKEY ..." "NOT SURE IF THIS MONKEY YOU PUT ON YOUR FINGER IS EVEN REAL SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $10" TWO YEARS LATER "I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU- THIS FINGERLINGS MONKEY I PURCHASED ON NEXTDOOR IN 2018 TURNED OUT TO BE INAUTHENTIC" BBB : HOW DID YOU DISCOVER IT WAS A FAKE "I PLACED IT ON MY PENIS AS A JOKE AND IT RUPTURED" BBB : THE MONKEY OR YOUR PENIS "BOTH" MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHITTER...