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Facebook meme of the week

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CALL ME OLD SCHOOL WITH A CAPITAL “S” BUT I RESPECT THE ONE PERSON ON EARTH WHO IS OLDER THAN ME
JUST HOW I WAS RAISED, I AM 109 NOW

OH YOU THINK JUST CAUSE I’M 65 I FORGOT MY MANNERS
I DON’T THINK SO B*TCH, HERE IS A LIST OF PEOPLE I HELP IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE
-OTHER -OTHETS -ELDER


“IM PAGAN & BE NICE CAUSE ITS WHO I AM” – SHEENA MOORE
THIS IS THE “I HAVE A DREAM” SPEECH OF NONRELIGIOUS TOLERANCE


YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY BRANDY USHER HESTER, NO GOOD DEED FOR OTHER GO UNPUNISHABLE
"MO MANNERS MO PROBLEMS" - BIGGIE SMALLS, OLD SCHOOL RAPPER


CARL WEIDOW FOR PRESIDENT
THESE PROBLEMS WE HAVE GENERALIZED CAN EASILY BE SOLVED WITH A LITTLE OLD FASHIONED PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT I WILL CLOSED FIST PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE MARINE STYLE
ONE TIME I SAW A KID ACT UP IN A STORE AND SO I DEVELOPED MY WORDVIEW IN THE SHOE SECTION OF MARSHALLS


THIS MEME IS GOOD AND ALL BUT HOW DO WE RESPOND WHEN AN OLD HAG ASKS FOR OUR TROLLY
SHOULD WE CLOSED FIST PUNCH HER IN THE FACE …

Facebook meme of the week

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“OK, great stuff … sounds like you have a lot of experience and a whole lot of strengths. Now the tough part of this whole interview process—tell me about your biggest weakness."
MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH!
“Wow, even your weakness is a strength by many measures. You’re hired.”
SOMETIMES I JUST WISH I DIDN’T CARE AT ALL.
“Well that’s a terrible thing to say. You’re fired.”
THIS AWESOME QUOTE IS COURTESY OF AWESOMEQUOTES4U.COM
WHO ORIGINALLY SAID THIS I THINK IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN OR LEE IACOCA


IT’S RICKY TATE AGAIN EVERYONE
ONE THING HE DEFINITELY DOES CARE ABOUT IS COMMENTING ON FACEBOOK MEMES

RUN-ON SENTENCE MUCH?

J/K RICKY TATE, YOU DO YOU


YOUR WEAKNESS IS MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU REALLY GOT SLAPPED SMH

GREAT STUFF THO, I ENJOYED THIS BOOK


THINK WE JUST MADE A LOVE CONNECTION
GOOD LUCK IN YOUR LIFE TOGETHER DIANE AND EDMUNDO


ASHTON POWELL’S WEAKNESS IS STALKING WOMEN ON THE INTERNET WHO POST NONSENSICAL COMMENTS TO FACEBOOK MEMES
NEVERTHELESS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER LOVE…

Facebook meme of the week

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LOL POOR PEOPLE BE CRAY
POOR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO PICK UP COINS BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


POOR PEOPLE FIIIIIIGHT!


THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN MESSING WITH POOR PEOPLE IS MESSING WITH THE ELDERLY
WHILE DRUNK
“NICE TRY YOU OL’ DECREPIT WORLD WAR II VET, BUT THAT NICKEL IS STUCK TO THE SIDEWALK! GET A JOB!” (TAKES SHOT)
ALL JOKING ASIDE THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING BECAUSE CYNTHIA GAVE AN OLD PERSON A QUARTER
WAY TO GO CYNTHIA—YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON


YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE NEED MONEY
LOL INDEED MADELINE


COOL STORY, BRUH


I’M GOING TO GLUE CAPITAL LETTERS TO THE FLOOR AND SEE WHO TRIES TO PICK THEM UP

I'LL LET YOU NO


MAKE ME A "POOR PEOPLE ACTING POOR" SHUTTERFLY ALBUM, LOANN
I BET YOUR NAME IS LOANN BECAUSE YOU NEVER NEEDED ONE


BOOOOOOOOOOO WANDA
WHO INVITED WANDA
GO HOME SOCIALIST PIG


YOU YOU SEEM SEEM COOL COOL


NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
I PRAY FOR MORE POOR PEOPLE SO MOMMY CAN LAUGH AT THEM
AWWW AWWW AMEN AMEN

The Field Trip Chaperone Questionnaire

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I arrived home one day last week and literally the second I walked in the door my wife said, “You’re chaperoning her field trip next month.” The “her” she was referring to was our oldest daughter who, at that very moment, was screaming bloody murder from her bedroom because her pencil broke in half … or because she had been told to put her slippers on; I honestly can’t remember and also who cares at this point.
ANYWAY, it looked like I was chaperoning a field trip I guess! Should be fun, or terrible. I’m leaning toward the latter based on the amount of paperwork I have to fill out in advance. I completed about 12 forms—one of them was a reference form that reminded me I have zero friends; however, it made me smile to think of the school district contacting my current and former coworkers to see if I am fit to walk around a museum in the company of children. My wife dropped these forms off at the school and then they emailed her to say that I had three more forms to complete.
One of t…

Facebook meme of the week

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HELLO ADULT FRIENDS
HERE IS BABY TOM FROM TOM AND JERRY SUCKING HIS THUMB
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT’S FRIDAY
WONDERFUL WEEKEND


HER FINGERS GOT CARRIED AWAY
SHE LOVES HER WEEKENDS BUT SHE WORKS ON THE WEEKENDS BUT SHE IS A HAPPY BUNNY


THE RUMORS ARE NOT TRUE I DID NOT HAVE TO GO TO WALGREENS TO GET HANGOVER MEDICINE

I CAN HANDLE THE LIQUOR I DRINK WHILE WATCHING BABY TOM AND JERRY CARTOONS BECAUSE I AM A GROWN ASS MAN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
AND WHERE IS MY FRIDAY KNOCK KNOCK JOKE DAMMIT
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE
BABY TOM
BABY TOM WHO
BABY TOM FROM TOM AND JERRY SUCKING HIS THUMB IT’S FRIDAY YA’LL
LOL


BE SAFE ALL YOU SNOWERS OUT THERE


DAVID B. JONES TELLIN’ IT LIKE IT IS
DAVID B JONES’IN FOR SOME YOUNG TOM AND JERRY


WHAT IS WHAT A WONDERFUL PET DOES
SUCK ITS THUMB IN THE SUNSHINE OR WISH EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK A HAPPY FRIDAY
EITHER WAY YOU'RE RIGHT I GUESS


THIS TOM AND JERRY MEME HAS GOT ME HOT FOR SOME SQUSSING AN’ PLEASING
WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I AM AROUSED
"SORRY MY F…

Facebook meme of the week

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THANK YOU WHAT IS A VIRTUAL CUP OF COFFEE


(looks out window on to clear street, sunny day, brings pretend cup of coffee to lips, takes pretend sip)
"LOOKS LIKE A ROUGH ONE TODAY AIN’T THAT RIGHT GRANDKIDS"
(cats meow)
"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE SO EARLY MY COFFEE CONSUMPTION IS RUINED"
SIX LIKES FOR PAM ANDERSON BTW


I’LL TAKE A PRETEND CUP OF COFFEE OVER A REAL CUP FROM PANERA ANY DAY
BOOM ROASTED
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BLOGGER, PANERA


KIMBERLY PRZBYLOWICZ IS DRINKING ALONE AGAIN YOU GUYS

TIME FOR ANOTHER #PRZBYLOWICZINTERVENTION

SPONSORED BY FOLDGERS

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS GOING ON THE INTERNET AND PRETENDING TO HAVE A CUP



YOU ARE LIKE THE THIRD CRAZIEST GRANDMA I’VE MET ON THESE MEME ALONE, BEST TO STEP UP YOUR GRANDMA GAME, SON

NEVERTHELESS YOU ARE INDEED VERY BLESS TO HAVE MANY KIDS MOVIES


GOOD LUCK AT THE DOCTOR WILLIAM NABORS
DOCTOR: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING YOUR DAILY POT OF COFFEE AND SWEET TEA WILLIAM
WILLIAM NABORS: YOU BETCHA DOC
DOCTOR: IT’S EVIDEN…