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Facebook meme of the week

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WOW THIS IS TWO MEMES ROLLED INTO ONE

A "WE'RE ALL CRAZY" MEME *AND* A "GOOD MORNING, HAPPY WEDNESDAY" MEME

AND IF YOU SEPARATE THE LATTER WE'RE TALKING A THREE-MEME MEME, UNPRECEDENTED

COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER ANIMAL TO FEATURE AS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SQUIRRELS = CRAZY AND ALSO WEDNESDAY

WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK OF THIS GENRE-DEFYING MEME




SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS ON BOARD WITH THIS MEME, ALBEIT CLEARLY LEANING TOWARD THE GOOD MORNING PORTION

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO BET THE UNDER ON WHEN WE'D SEE THE WORD "BLESSED" IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS CRAZY SQUIRREL/WEDNESDAY MEME, WHICH VEGAS SET AT "FIFTH COMMENT"




LISTEN ELEONORE THAT'S NOT EVEN A SENTENCE AND YOU CAN'T BRING COFFEE INTO THE EQUATION HERE-- THIS MEME IS TAKING ON TOO MUCH AS IT IS




I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

BUT TWO PEOPLE LIKED IT SO I'LL LET IT STAND




SIMMER DOWN TANYA, DANG

ONLY I CAN TALK LIKE THIS




OK I GUESS

THE THEME OF THIS MULTI-MESSAGED MEME …

Internet stuff of the week

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THIS IS NORMAL

"HANG TIGHT SON, JUST TOLD EVERYONE ON NEXTDOOR WHAT A WEIRDO YOU ARE SO THE DOORBELL SHOULD START RINGING ANY SECOND"

SPEAKING OF SONS AND FATHERS, IS THERE ANY BREAKING NEWS ABOUT SONS WHO LOOK LIKE THEIR FATHERS





SPITTING SWAYZE SON SWAG, SOLID

THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS REFINANCE GOLD, BTW





"RICKY NELSON'S TEENAGE SONS LOOK JUST LIKE HIM-- SHOULD WE DO A STORY?"

"PRETTY SMALL SAMPLE SIZE, LET'S WAIT 'TILL THEY TURN 50 AND THEN WE'LL TALK"

THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS HEALTHY GEORGE, BTW





REINCARNATION OF FRANK WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR AN INDIE BAND

"ROF'S 'DIRTY KITCHEN' EP BLENDS SHARP WIT WITH ETHEREAL WHIMSY" - PITCHFORK

BUT NOT A BAND THAT DOES SINATRA/ZAPPA/OCEAN/ETC COVERS BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE TOO LITERAL AND CORNY

ANYWAY THE NAME OF THIS WEBSITE IS TUMMYTUCKHIPO

THE ONLY PLACE TO GO FOR ALL OF YOUR "LOOKS LIKE FRANK SINATRA BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY HIS SON" NEWS

LET'S MOVE O…

Fool me once

Not that it matters—nothing matters anymore, it seems—but we haven’t been to church in weeks, a protest of inaction. This sickening, ongoing, unrepentant epidemic of abuse is a major reason, obviously. But it’s also just a reason among many that are all intertwined. The lack of female representation, voices, and leadership—and the laughable explanations as to why (“the church itself is Christ’s bride” is, ummm … not adequate, sorry)—especially in the harsh light of systemic sexual abuse by, exclusively, males, is another. So is the non-acceptance of homosexuality—though efforts have been made to change the message, we also recently sat through a homily proselytizing about “courage in the face of rampant homosexuality”—and the dark contradiction of this stance exhibited in thousands of reports proving that so, so many priests prefer male (and non-consenting and underage) sexual partners. (The pope’s assertion of “Who am I to judge?” though a welcome change in discourse, does little to …

Nextdoor posts of the week

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*MIGHT*

STILL THINKING ABOUT IT

CAN'T STOP ENVISIONING A SCENARIO WHERE ED'S COUSIN FRANK HAS BEEN PLAYING GUITAR FOR LIKE 15 YEARS AND HE SHOWS UP TO ED'S FAMILY PARTY AND SEES A HIRED GUITAR PLAYER AND IS LIKE "WTF ED, I EASILY COULD HAVE BROUGHT SHEILA"

(SHEILA IS FRANK'S GUITAR'S NAME)

AND ED IS LIKE "YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD FRANK BUT YOU'RE NOT SWEET ENOUGH FOR THIS PARTY"

ANYWAY THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK ABOUT




ED HAS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORE AND NOT ONLY DOES HE DEFINITELY WANT A SWEET GUITAR PLAYER, HE WOULD PREFER *MULTIPLE* SWEET GUITAR PLAYERS

"PLAYING IN HARMONY" AS OPPOSED TO TWO HIRED GUITAR PLAYERS RECRUITED ON THE INTERNET PLAYING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONGS AT THE FAMILY GATHERING

SWEET BABY JAMES VERSUS SEX AND CANDY ... GO!

BTW ED IS THE SAME ED IN SEARCH OF A BBQ PROPANE TANK

ALSO:




PRETTY CLEAR BY NOW THAT ED HAS BEEN PLACED IN CHARGE OF PLANNING THE ANNUAL FAMILY GATHERING, WHICH HE HOPES WILL BE A BEACH SIDE C…

Nextdoor posts of the week

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I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS

1) HOW HAVE YOU RESISTED THE URGE TO WEAR THAT

2) HOW WILL MY FRIENDS KNOW IT'S GUCCI



WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY FRANK

SUBJECT: POOL LINER REPLACED

DID YOUR POOL LINER GET REPLACED OR DO YOU NEED YOUR POOL LINER TO BE REPLACED

MAYBE THE MESSAGE WILL SHED SOME LIGHT

IF YOU NEED A POOL LINER

OK GOT IT, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD YOUR POOL LINER REPLACED SO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA ONE

BECAUSE BUYING SOMEONE'S OLD POOL LINER THAT THEY HAD TO HAVE REPLACED SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT WAY TO SAVE A FEW BUCKS

"I SPENT $40,000 ON THIS NEW POOL BUT I GOT A DISCOUNT LINER FROM FRANK, YOU CAN HARDLY NOTICE THE RIPS" IS WHAT I WILL PROUDLY SAY TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS AS THEY SCRATCH THEMSELVES ON THE LINER THAT IS STRETCHED ACROSS THE POOL LIKE A GARBAGE BAG THAT DOESN'T FIT A GARBAGE CAN

WE CAN GET A GOOD PRICE

WHO IS "WE"

YOU AND ME, YOU AND YOUR WIFE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

FOR MORE THEN TWO THAT I HAVE NOW

ARE WE EMBARKING ON A POOL LINER BUSINESS VENTUR…