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GREAT QUESTION JIMMY

IF YOUR SUBJECT TITLE AND DESCRIPTION WERE A SUSPENSEFUL DRAMA I WOULD SAY IT'S REMINISCENT OF MOMENTO

TOO BAD NETFLIX DOESN'T GIVE SUGGESTIONS OR EVEN CATEGORIZE THEIR OFFERINGS :(

THANKFULLY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE SITE NEXTDOOR WAS MADE FOR

WHAT DO YOU SAY NEIGHBORS




HMMM




SOUNDS GREAT




HOW DO I STREAM THIS CRAPPY MOVIE

IMAGINE GETTING YOUR MOVIE SUGGESTIONS FROM THE COMMENTS ON NEXTDOOR AND THEN PURSUING THE ONES THAT WERE POORLY REVIEWED

THIS IS GOING TO NEED A SEPARATE THREAD

LET'S MOVE ON




THANK YOU BILL

YOU ARE DOING THE LORD'S WORK HERE

WHAT IS NEXTDOOR EVEN FOR IF NOT TO PROACTIVELY WARN NEIGHBORS ABOUT BED BUGS




I MEAN IT *IS* BEAUTIFUL

IF I HAD A FOURTH PHOTO I MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE A DECISION

LET  ME SLEEP ON IT, AFAF





WHERE IS KAYLA

NO TIME TO CALL E-NAILS- BETTER GET ON NEXTDOOR ASAP

IS IT POSSIBLE KAYLA CONTRACTED BED BUGS

CAN'T SAY SHE WASN'T WARNED





WHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

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ONE THING ON MY MIND TODAY:

WHAT'S POPPIN' WITH BIG BANG THEORY


OH WORD

CAN'T BELIEVE SHE REALLY EXISTS!

AND MORE LIKE "BIG BANGS FANS" BECAUSE SHE IS STRAIGHT ROCKING THEM IRL, YOU GO GIRL





I WONDER!





ALL OF THEM!





OK SURE I GUESS





OH NO DISCOVERING THESE PLOT HOLES HAVE MADE THIS DUMB SITCOM LESS BELIEVABLE





DON'T PATRONIZE ME




OK THAT'S ENOUGH, THANK YOU

LET US TURN OUR ATTENTION TO RED LOBSTER, HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM IN A HOT MINUTE




ARE YOU ASKING ME

I DON'T KNOW!

"TOP STORIES"




TOP RICHEST STARS WHO ARE RICH

WHAT ABOUT "TOP SUPER-RICH 70s STARS WHO ARE ALSO RICH, STILL"

"RICHEST TOP 70s STARS-- STILL RICH? YOU BETCHA. HERE ARE THE TOP ONES"

"TOP RICHEST SUPER-RICH 70s STARS NAMED RICH, OR NOT, DOESN'T MATTER"

"REMEMBER THE 70s? BET YOU THOUGHT THE TOP RICHEST STARS FROM THAT TIME PERIOD WERE NOW BROKE OR DEAD. WELL GUESS AGAIN. SOME OF THEM ARE STILL RICH AND FLAUNT IT BY WEARING BRIGHT RED SUITS TO …

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COOL

I'VE BEEN STARING AT THIS PHOTO FOR A VERY LONG TIME, LONG ENOUGH TO START IMAGINING A SCENARIO WHERE THESE MEN ARE NOT ON A BOAT BUT ACTUALLY STANDING ON THE SEASIDE BOARDWALK AND HAVE JUST WON THESE STUFFED FISH BY SQUIRTING WATER INTO A CLOWN'S MOUTH THE FASTEST



DOES THE WORLD'S LARGEST DOG LOOK LIKE THIS ABSURDLY LARGE DOG THAT I AM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW

"EDITORCHOICE"



NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THE MESSED UP THINGS IN BATMAN

LIKE HOW HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED

I MEAN ... THAT'S MESSED UP




UMMM DID THIS THIRD-GRADE DO-GOODER GROW UP TO GET SCAMMED BY A SOCIALITE GRIFTER

A TALE AS OLD AS TIME

HER DESTINY WAS SEALED THE MINUTE SHE ICED THE LAST CAKE

WHAT ... I DON'T KNOW




IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES:

IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO USE THE SINK, I DON'T WANT THE SINK




SMARTASSET CEO: I NEED A STOCK PHOTO OF A MAN REGRETTING HIS CHOICE OF FINANCIAL ADVISOR

SMARTASSET INTERN: UH ... WHAT

SMARTASSET CEO: ONE MORE THING ASSH…

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"DEAR CENTAUR GOPAL, THE GARBAGE DUMP SMELLS TOO BAD AND MADE ME BARF TWICE. I KNOW YOU ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM BUT NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT MY THROW UP. PLEASE FIX ASAP. THANKS, B-MAGGS"

THERE ARE 47 COMMENTS HERE BUT WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS MOSTLY ON BARBARA'S BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD



OKAY SO THIS ONE'S NOT SO GOOD




"SO FIRST YOU MADE ME DRIVE AROUND THE DUMP WITH THIS WOMAN AT 4 IN THE MORNING AND THEN YOU GAVE HER MY CELL PHONE NUMBER, WTF?" - TINTON FALLS ENGINEER



YEAH MAYBE LET'S NOT COMPARE THIS TO THE HOLOCAUST




SEEMS TO BE A LEGITIMATE ISSUE AND I APPLAUD THE EFFORT BUT MAYBE WE DON'T WANT BARBARA IN CHARGE OF THIS FIGHT





"IT WAS A FAX"

NEVERTHELESS AMY KEPT CALLING THE FAX NUMBER AFTER HOURS

AMAZING THAT "THE PEOPLE OF TINTON FALLS" HAVE NOT RESOLVED THIS ISSUE




"DEAR LAWYERS, PLEASE USE THE ATTACHED FORM I COMPLETED FOR TRIAL IN SUPREME COURT, PLEASE IGNORE THE SHADOWS, I PRINTED THIS OUT AS A JPG FROM THE SOCIAL MEDIA SITE…

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SIGN NO. 1: YOU HAVE ENORMOUS BREASTS

I'M NOT A SOLDIER BUT THIS PHOTO CAPTURES ARMY LIFE BETTER THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER READ OR WATCHED

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW IF THEY SERVED IN THE ARMY AND THEY'RE CONSULTING THIS LIST TO FIND OUT

IF SO THOSE ARE PROLLY NOT THE PEOPLE WE WANT IN THE ARMY

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A FUN LISTICLE OR IF IT'S SAYING THESE SIGNS OF SERVING IN THE ARMY ARE EXPLICIT AND YOU SHOULD BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO CLICK

JUDGING BY THE PHOTO SEEMS LIKE THE LATTER




LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S READY FOR THE ARMY

"YOU MAY LIKE"

*MAY*

AS IF COMPETING "JENNIFER ANISTON LEAVING LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION" ARTICLES ARE NOT THE ONLY REASON I LOG ON EVERY DAY




AH THIS HELPFUL SCIENCE DIAGRAM EXPLAINS IT IN LAYMAN'S TERMS

WHO NEEDS ARMS AND A PENIS WHEN YOU HAVE SIX-PACK ABS

I WONDER IF IT'S OVALTINE

HEALTH MD ... SOUNDS LEGIT

GONNA CREATE A SITE CALLED "LAWYER, ESQ" WITH ARTICLES LIKE "TRY THIS ONE CRAZY TRICK AND WATCH YOUR CLIENTS&…

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COO

BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THE DECISION IN THE HEADLIN

THAT'S CALLED BURYING THE LED




FINALLY

YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE PIE SHOP
EATIN' MAD PIES SON
WHATCHU THINK THIS IS IHOP
NAH FAM, LET'S GET OUR PIE ON

FROM THE TRACK "YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE PIE SHOP"

A PIE SHOP IS A THING




PFFT IT'S SO EASY TO BAFFLE CHIROPRACTORS

IN THEIR DEFENSE HOWEVER I AM *ALSO* BAFFLED AS TO WHY THEY GAVE STRETCHING LADY THOSE STRETCH ARMSTRONG-ASS ARMS

WHATEVER, I SUPPOSE THE POINT IS THAT SHE FINALLY FOUND THE SIMPLE STRETCH TO SOLVE ALL THE BACK PAIN

SO THAT'S OVER

SUCKS FOR CHIROPRACTORS BUT HEY AT LEAST THEY STILL HAVE NECKS




I MEAN C'MON

CHIROPRACTORS: [STUNNED] FOILED BY NECKRELAX.COM AGAIN, OUR CAREERS ARE WORTHLESS

THAT DEVICE LOOKS GOOD AND SAFE AND EASY TO USE AND LIKE IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL AND I'M 90 PERCENT SURE THAT WOMAN IS ALIVE




IMAGINE A CHIROPRACTOR WAS IN THE AUDIENCE

TALK ABOUT A BAD WEEK OF NOT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

AS FOR ME, I LI…