Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



OVER THE HILL IS JUST AN EXPRESSION YOU DON’T HAVE TO LITERALLY CLIMB A HILL

OH THAT’S THE JOKE LOL I GET IT NOW

SLEEPY DRUNK DWARF IS SO TIRED HE CAN’T EVEN CLIMB THE FLAT HILL

SLEEPY DRUNK DWARF IS THE PERFECT MUSE FOR THIS SENTIMENT

A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE WENT WITH OLD ASS DWARF BUT TOO OBVS IF YOU ASK ME

IT'S LIKE STOP BEING SO TIRED SLEEPY DRUNK DWARF AND CLIMB THE DANG HILL SO YOU CAN GET OLDER AND DIE NATURALLY LOL

LET’S BEAT THIS HILL METAPHOR TO DEATH



YOU DON’T GET YOUNGER WHEN YOU ROLL DOWN THE HILL, ALSO THERE IS NO HILL



ACTUALLY I JUST CHECKED AND YES, IF YOU FALL BACK DOWN THE HILL YOU BECOME A BABY

JANETTE IVY FELL DOWN THE HILL AND BABY JANETTE IVY JUST POSTED A BETTER COMMENT THAN THIS



THERE IS ONLY ONE METAPHORICAL HILL YOU DUMBASS, YOLO



YOU’RE OVER THE HILL AT 51 SO HANG IN THERE BRENDA YOU’RE ALMOST DEAD

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU’RE HENRY BEAVER

HENRY BEAVER IS THE EXCEPTION NOT THE RULE

KEEP CLIMBING HENRY BEAVER, YOU’RE AN INSPIRATION TO MANY, 73 YEARS YOUNG



IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAID IT, GET A HAIRCUT HAWKLORD GEEZ



THE TERRAIN OF THE HILL AND PURE PHYSICS WILL DICTATE THE PACE OF YOU ROLLING DOWN THE HILL, BARBARA, NOT YOUR INTENT

THE THREE-HEART EMOJI IS THE PERFECT CAP TO THIS COMMENT ABOUT ROLLING DOWN A DANG HILL

THAT WOULD BE COOL IF WHEN YOU TEXT YOUR KIDS THAT YOU LOVE THEM YOU INCLUDE THREE MOUNTAIN EMOJIS



DAMMIT JOEL THIS IS A NOT A MONDAY MEME IT’S AN OVER THE HILL MEME

NOT TRYING TO BE REMINDED OF MY OWN MORTALITY AND THE FACT THAT IT’S MONDAY IN ONE SHOT, DANG SON CHILL



FIRST OF ALL THAT IS INACCURATE AS WE’VE ALREADY DISCUSSED

SECOND OF ALL THE OVER THE HILL GANG IS A DANGEROUS GROUP OF CRIMINALS WHO HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS PLEASANT MEME

THE OVER THE HILL GANG KILLED MY GREAT AUNT RHONDA



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DON CARR

Friday, February 05, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



LOL OF ALL THE 80s FASHION VS. CURRENT TRENDS MEMES SWEEPING THE NATION, THIS IS THE BEST ONE

IN THE 80s EVERYONE WORE OVERALLS BAREFOOT WHILE HOLDING MOONSHINE AND CARRYING A GUN

LIKE WHAM! FOR EXAMPLE

NOW EVERYONE SAGS THEIR PANTS

AND BY NOW I MEAN 1993

BUT YOU GET THE POINT

THIS MEME NAILS IT



DANG SUNNY LENA, YOU ARE COLD BLOODED

BUT THEN WOULDN’T YOU SEE MORE ASS?

YUPPERZ



YES I’VE NOTICED THAT TOO WILLIAM

YOU DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SOME KIDS SAG THEIR PANTS

OH WELL YOU CAN ALWAYS HANG YOUR 80s-STYLE FARMER’S HAT ON YOUR WISDOM



CLEANCUTPROPERLYDRESS.COM



IS THAT THE ERA WE’RE LIVING IN

PALEOZOIC
MESOZOIC
MIDDLE AGES
ENLIGHTENMENT
DICK N THE ASS



SMILES > BUTTS

“NEVER TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMILE. ALWAYS TRUST A REGULAR BUTT AND A SMILE.” – BELL BIV DEVOE, VERY REFINED AND CLASSY LATE 80s EARLY 90s BAND

OH IF WE COULD ONLY RETURN TO THAT AGE OF INNOCENCE KNOWN AS THE 80s




YUPPERZ



SO TRUE

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE YA' KNOW

IF YOU'RE SHOWING BUTTHOLE, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, PLAIN AND SIMPLE

THIS COMMENT IS SO DANG WISE FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT WILLIAM SAID IT

ANYWAY THIS IS MY BLOG

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Spam email of the week

Are you tired of all those binary scams selling you signals that is
impossible to follow profitably?

YES

“WHY IS THESE BINARY SIGNALS NOT LETTING ME FOLLOW THEM TO PROFIT TOWN?” – ME, ON THE REG

Are you tired of missing the trades and placing trades manually?

I GUESS

IF I HAVE TO PLACE ANOTHER TRADE MANUALLY I AM GOING TO BINARY CODE IN MY PANTS

THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!

CAPS LOCK WAS MY IDEA, STOP IT

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Can you imagine being able to make a $1,000 or
$2,000 every day?

MY IMAGINATION CHOOSES $2,000

Would that take the “heat” off life some? No doubt.

YOU DIDN’T GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH HEAT I HAVE IN MY LIFE AND WHETHER OR NOT AN EXTRA $2,000 A DAY WOULD HELP ALLEVIATE THAT HEAT

WHAT IF I HAD SO MUCH HEAT THAT $2,000 A DAY WAS BUT A GRAIN OF SAND ON A BEACH OF HEAT

POINT IS, GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ANSWER, DANG

ANYWAY, NO DOUBT

Raking in profits of $15k, $20k and more in a month,

GRANTED MY IMAGINATION ISN’T GREAT AT MATH BUT I HAD FIGURED ON $60,000 OR $62,000 A MONTH

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY IMAGINARY MONEY

EVERY month, is FREAKING LIFE-CHANGING!

THIS SPAM EMAIL IS MAD DOWN-TO-EARTH, BRUH. SIGN ME UP FOR THE FREAKING BINARY SH*T OR WHATEVER

Legendary Binary Professor George S. finally AUTOMATED his

HOLD UP STOP HOLD UP

GEORGE S.

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING I FEEL LIKE I AM IN HEAVEN

LEAVE OFF THE LAST “S” FOR SELEBRITY CAUSE US BINARY HEADS KNOW HIM SIMPLY AS GEORGE

“LEGENDARY BINARY PROFESSOR GEORGE S. … OH WAIT, THAT’S TOO OBVIOUS. LEGENDARY BINARY PROFESSOR G. SALSBURY”

THAT REFERENCE WAS FROM THE LEGENDARY TELEVISION SHOW, THE S.

ANYWAY WHAT DID GEORGE AUTOMATE

revolutionary binary software into fully 100% autopilot robot!

LET’S CUT TO THE CHASE HOW MUCH FOR THE ROBOT

DOWNLOAD HERE

Yes, you heard right! FULLY AUTOPILOT!

I JUST UNCLOGGED MY EARS TO HEAR THIS EMAIL BETTER AND I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ROBOT DOESN'T REQUIRE A CO-PILOT

No more watching screen,
No more missing signals
No more manual hassle trading!
Full AUTOPILOT!

THIS BINARY HAIKU WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LEGENDARY POEM GUY ROBERT F.

The bad news?

MY MOM ALWAYS SAID IF SOMETHING SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE—LIKE A FULLY AUTOPILOTED BINARY ROBOT THING—IT PROLLY IS

SHE SAID “PROLLY” TOO, MOMS IS MAD DOWN TO EARTH, SON (ME)

He is only giving a trial for first 50 members. Others will pay $3600 for it.

AM I A MEMBER HOW DO I FIND OUT CAUSE I JUST BLEW ALL MY ROBOT SAVINGS ON A GO FUND ME FOR ROBOT UMPIRES CHARITY

So you better hurry up!

Go here and get a trial if it is still on!

Go Here Now


I AM HERE FOR THE TRIAL I RAN ALL THE WAY FROM PHOENIX BY FOLLOWING BINARY SIGNALS, IS THIS PROFIT TOWN

Thank me later,
Richard Cammarata

LEGENDARY SMUG EMAIL PILOT RICHARD C.

Don't forget why you're here

IS THAT A MOTIVATIONAL SIGNATURE OR ARE YOU TALKING YOURSELF INTO STAVING OFF DEMENTIA

EITHER WAY TO CONFIRM I WILL TAKE A FREE ROBOT

Friday, January 29, 2016

Spam email of the week

Hello,

I am Miss Geraldene Dozzy from (KwaZulu-Natal) South Africa

HELLO GERALDINE DOZZY FROM ZULU NATION

I am contacting you because I need your help in management of some amount that my father left for me before he died.
My father was a very successful business man into timber plantations

GET THAT TIMBER PLANTATION MONEY, SON, I AIN’T MAD ATCHA

and exportation but was poisoned by his step brothers,

OH SNAP THIS IS LIKE CINDERELLA EXCEPT PA DUKES IS CINDERELLA AND HE CAN’T GO TO THE BALL CAUSE HE DEAD

THE BALL IS THE TIMBER PLANATATION, IT’S A METAPHOR

my uncles that was assisting him

“UNCLES THAT WERE ASSISTING HIM” WHATCHU LIKE AN INFANT-TYPE BABY OR SOMETHIN’

in his business due to envy and they are now after me so I had to escape my way to Benin where I am presently.

BEEN TO BENIN MANY TIMES FOR ENVY-RELATED REASONS. TRY THE MEAT POCKETS THERE, ASK FOR SAL.

Please I want you to stand as my guardian to enable you receive the money in your country and as well assist me secure papers

IMMA HELP YOU SECURE THAT PAPER, SON, I HAVE MANY QUALIFICATIONS BY WHICH TO DO SO

WHICH IS TO SAY A FRIEND OF A FRIEND IS A NOTARY OF THE PEACE OR WHATEVER THEY CALLED

that will enable me come over to your country immediately for continuation of my education

FO SHO, IMMA HELP YOU GET THAT TIMBER PLANTATION BEQUEATHMENT SO THAT YOU MAY FURTHER PURSUE YOUR MINOR IN GRAPHIC DESIGN

and investing of the money according to your advise since I am only 17 years without mother or father.

YOU ARE 17 WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER OR FATHER

ALSO MY CONDOLENCES ON YOUR MOTHER, ANOTHER CASUALTY OF THE TIMBER PLANTATIONS/ROUTINE FAMILY POISONING IMMA ASSUME

Please indicate if you are interested in taking me along

TAKING YOU ALONG? WHERE WE GOING YO

ACTUALLY IMMA MAKE THE CALL HERE, LET’S GO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY

PARTY OF TWO, CHEESECAKE FACTORY HOSTESS—THIS IS MY BAE GERALDINE DOZZY FROM SOUTH AFRICA, PLEASE DON’T POISON THE PENNE VODKA TO GET HER TIMBER MONEY

I MEAN YES WE PREFER A BOOTH

because my present situation here is critically frustrating.

I will be waiting for your response. Please kindly let me know if you are not willing so that I can continue searching.

Yours sincerely

Miss Geraldene Dozzy
This message is intended only for the use of the addressees. It may contain privileged and/or confidential information that should not be disclosed under applicable law. If you are not an addressee, or the employee or agent responsible to deliver this message to an addressee, you are notified that any use or dissemination of this message is prohibited, and that you should destroy/delete it immediately and advise the sender. Thank you for your cooperation.

THIS MAD LEGAL MESSAGE HAS COMPLETELY LEGITIMIZED THIS EMAIL

I REGRET APPROACHING THIS EMAIL IN THE MANNER I HAVE AND I MOURN THIS LOST OPPORTUNITY

ALSO AS A NON-ADDRESSEE I WILL TURN MYSELF IN TO AUTHORITIES

TURNS OUT THE AUTHORITIES ARE YOUR UNCLES

TELL THE WORLD MY STORY

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



BET YOU THOUGHT WINTER JUST STARTED

WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS CROSS-EYED BLUEBIRD HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU



OPEN THE LETTER

THE LETTER SAYS ONLY 57 DAYS UNTIL SPRING

(P.S. GRANDPA DIED IN THE FIELDS)

NOW THROW THE LETTER IN THE FIRE TO KEEP WARM FOR THE NEXT TWO GD MONTHS

HATE TO NITPICK ON THIS BEAUTIFUL GRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF SPRING BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS



THE PORTAL TO SEASONAL BLISS, WHERE BLUEBIRDS LIE SAFELY NEXT TO POLAR BEARS, PROLLY I GUESS



ONLY 57 DAYS UNTIL RICKY TATE CAN GO CAMPING WITH HIS SWEETIE

THIS IS A WELCOME REMAINDER I FORGOT TO MARK THAT ON MY RICKY TATE CAMPING CALENDAR

NEW SWEETIE ERRRRRY MONTH LOL



I AM EQUALLY SURPRISED AT YOU MOMMA

IT’S VERY MUCH UNLIKE MOMMA TO JUMP THE SEASONAL GUN LIKE THIS

BLUEBIRD PLEASE CHECK ON MOMMA SHE MIGHT BE SENILE

GODSPEED



GET OUT OF COLORADO IF YOU CAN’T TAKE THE COLD DAMMIT

COLORADO DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO YOU TYPE OF FOLKS

SPRING-LOVING FOLK WHO DON'T LOVE THAT WINTER WHITE SHOULD GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS, IF YA'LL ASK ME



“HOW DID HE DIE, DOC”

“SMUTERD TO DEATH WITH LONG JOHNS, CLASSIC CASE, IF HE JUST COULD'VE HELD ON FOR 57 MORE DAYS ... SMH”



SAY A PRAYER THAT EARTH CONTINUES TO REVOLVE AROUND THE SUN IN THE SAME MANNER IT HAS FOR THE PAST BILLION OR SO YEARS

IT’S A LONG SHOT BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH



NOT REALLY HOW IT WORKS NELLA UNLESS AUTUMN IS A PERSON PLANNING TO VISIT YOUR CAT-INFESTED TOWNHOUSE



OH SNAP DID THIS MEME ACCOUNT FOR LEAP YEAR

SOMEBODY DO THE MATH



HAPPY BIRTDAY DONNA

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



ALSO A PUBLIC PARK IN ABERDEEN, MARYLAND AT SUNRISE ON A CRISP MARCH MORNING

THAT’S THE FOURTH PLACE

GET THERE EARLY FOR YOUR SEAT ON THE BENCH SO YOU CAN WATCH THE TREES



YES THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL WAY; THE PERFECT “WAY” TO DESCRIBE THIS SENTIMENT IS “WAY”



SORRY REGAN—DON’T GO FISHING FOR SYMPATHY IN THE COMMENTS AND EXPECT NOT TO GET CRITICIZED BY CHARLOTTE PAUL

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING, NOW STOP IT SO YOU CAN BE IN SOMEONE’S HEART



POUR OUT SOME LIQUOR FOR THE FAITHFUL SNUGGLERS

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS



THAT’S UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FOLKS

ONE TIME MY FAITHFUL SNUGGLER WENT TO SEE EARNEST GOES TO CAMP IN 3D AND NEVER CAME HOME

YOU’RE ALWAYS IN MY #HART FRANCESCA



SHIRLEY NIXON COMIN’ CORRECT WITH THE 4SHO REPLY

IMMA DOUBLE DOWN AND 4SHO THAT 4SHO




WTF

IF YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY THAT PATRICK SWAYZE IS IN YOUR HEART, AND LEAST GET THE NAME OF HIS MOVIES RIGHT, DANG

WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF 4SHO, CAUSE THAT’S MY RESPONSE TO THIS



I BET YOU COULD HAVE

DON’T CAPITALIZE “SOMEONE’S” FOR STARTERS



IF YOU’RE STILL WONDERING WHERE ALL THOSE BLESSINGS CAME FROM LAST SUNDAY, IT WAS SOUTHEASTERN MICHIGAN

THANKS MARY, WE OWE YOU



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIA

Friday, January 15, 2016

Cool thing of the week

NOT TRYIN’ TO BRAG BUT I JUST GOT A NEW, FREE TRAVEL MUG AT A COMPANY LUNCHEON



IT WAS BETWEEN THAT AND A LANYARD AND YOU KNOW ME, I DON'T FRONT

GONNA FILL THIS BABY WITH SOME FILTERED WATER RIGHT N—

AYO HOLD UP



Please wash all parts in warm soapy water before use.

ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE TRAVEL MUG OR SHOULD I TAKE A SHOWER LOL

SERIOUSLY THO

Do not exceed the product’s capacity with liquids.

I WILL FILL THIS DANG THING WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR ITS SPATIAL DIMENSIONS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

MY CUP SPILLETH OVER, SON

WITH ATTITUDE BUT ALSO LITERALLY

Always be certain the lid is secured before drinking.

I WAS TAUGHT SINCE BIRTH THAT IF THE LID IS IN THE GENERAL PROXIMITY OF THE CUP YOU ARE G2G (GOOD TO GO)

FEELS LIKE MY DRANK CONSUMPTION IS BEING MICROMANAGED HERE

Hot drinks may scald the user.

LOL TAKE THAT USER

THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTTING HOT DRANK IN A PLASTIC TRAVEL MUG WITH A STRAW

Keep out of children’s reach when filled with hot liquid to avoid scalding.

CHILD, PLEASE HOLD THIS HOT-ASS DRANK I JUST POURED INTO A PLASTIC TRAVEL MUG WHILE I DELETE THIS TRACK OFF MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST, MUCH OBLIGED

Do not put container in microwave.

WHAT IF YOU DON’T TURN THE MICROWAVE ON

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T BECAUSE THEY TURNED YOUR POWER OFF

I STORE MY TRAVEL MUGS IN THE MICROWAVE, IS WHAT I’M SAYI—

Hand wash only. Dishwasher may damage product or lid seal.

THIS IS ONE HIGH-MAINTENANCE-ASS TRAVEL MUG. I HOPE WHEN I DRINK FROM THIS DANG THING I EXUDE A FORMALITY THAT MIRRORS THE VAST EFFORTS I MUST PUT FORTH TO MAINTAIN IT.

Unit is not vacuum design.

WHY ISN’T THIS TRAVEL MUG A VACUUM CLEANER

Can only keep warm or cold liquid for a short period.

WHY CAN’T THIS TRAVEL MUG MAINTAIN AN EXTREME TEMPERATURE FOR LITERALLY INFINITY

I CAME HERE TO GET SCALDED DAMMIT

CAUTION-hot liquid will increase temperature of exterior wall.

“OH MY GOODNESS WHY IS THE EXTERIOR WALL OF THIS TRAVEL MUG SO HOT, COULD IT BE THE HOT LIQUID I POURED INTO ITS FOYER, WHO KNOWS, ANYWAY IT’S COOLED OFF NOW”

This product is not intended to be spill proof or leak proof and is not guaranteed against minor leakage.

SO LIKE SHOULD I TAKE OUT AN INSURANCE POLICY OR WHAT

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PICKED THE LANYARD