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Facebook meme of the week

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SHEESH THIS PUPPY IS REALLY FISHING

YA KNOW WHAT BUD WE ALL NEED A HUG BUT I HAVE ENOUGH DIGNITY NOT TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE THAT

ALSO WHAT'S UP WITH THE SHIFT BETWEEN FIRST AND THIRD PERSON AND IS THAT A BEAR EMOJI

ANYWAY NO-- IN 2018 I AM DRAWING THE LINE AT DIGITAL PUPPY-HUGGING

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

DAMMIT FINE HOW DO WE EVEN DO THIS

/TYPES "HUG" INTO MICROSOFT WORD, WAITS/

I FEEL THE SAME

THIS WHOLE PUPPY-HUGGING BUSINESS GOT ME WONDERING: DO ILLITERATE PEOPLE LIKE PUPPIES TOO

LET'S FIND OUT




IMAGINE JOHN BAHE SMITH IS YOUR DAD AND THIS MEME SHOWED UP ON YOUR FB TIMELINE BECAUSE YOUR DAD COMMENTED ON IT AND THIS IS THE COMMENT

WELL GUESS WHAT JOHN BAHE SMITH *IS* MY DAD AND HE IS A FIREFIGHTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE FEELINGS SO BACK OFF OK




SANDRA AND SHIRLEY TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE DAYS TO WRITE THESE THINGS

LET US NEVER FORGET THAT




ALL GOODIE STUFF

#ALLGOODIESTUFF

SEE IF LAURA ABEL IS STILL AROUND WHEN ALL THE BADDIE STUFF IS GOING DOWN L…

Facebook meme of the week

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I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS SENTIMENT

GOING TO HAVE TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS ONE BEFORE DECIDING WHETHER TO SHARE

IN THE MEANTIME LET'S GATHER SOME OPINIONS


OLD TROLLS IN COWBOYS HATS SHARING SARCASTIC MISOGYNISTIC COMMENTS ON WEIRD-ASS MEMES FOR THE SHEER THRILL OF IT ARE THE REAL HEROES



EXCERPT FROM THE FORTHCOMING NOVEL TUESDAYS WITH PAWPAW

"SO TRUE FOR A LOT OF RELATIONSHIP" RAVES RATEMYBOOK.COM

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH THIS COMMENT IS SO GOOD IT WARRANTS A SEQUEL



AS IS USUALLY THE CASE THE SEQUEL WAS NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL

FIRST OF ALL, NOT LIKING THIS "GRANDPA" WHO REPLACED PAWPAW

ALSO TOO LONG-- COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE WHOLE BEDTIME AND WAKE-UP SCENES

AND HONESTLY THE END WHERE GOD KILLS THAT MOLE FOR NO REASON WAS JUST CONFUSING

BUT THE THEME HOLDS UP SO: THREE STARS



OR YOUR COMMENT COULD GO LIKE THIS I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SENTENCE AND A MEME BUT THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW I'VE BEEN WRONGED AND I AM NOT OVER IT




I DON…

Nextdoor messages of the week

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IF THIS TYPO EQUALS $5,000 A WALK THEN I AM A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG PERSON



BUT LISTEN IF I FIND OUT YOUR DOG IS NOT EASYGOING I’M OUT



HEY BUDDY I CAME HERE FOR SANDWICH INFORACCOON SIGHTINGS AND DOG-WALKING OPPORTUNITIES, KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUTTA HERE

IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR



YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR ACTUALLY

"SEAMAN GIVES HUSBAND A HARD TIME"

I AM SORRY BUT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE POLITICS OUTTA HERE



WOW LOOK AT THAT DRIVEWAY
THIS POST IS VERY ENJOYABLE IF YOU IMAGINE IT BEING READ FOR A TV COMMERCIAL IN THE MOST MONOTONE VOICE POSSIBLE WITH PICTURES OF ROADS FLASHING ACROSS THE SCREEN

IS “GOT PAVING” THE OFFICIAL BOTTOMING OUT OF THE MILK AD
I SAY NO
LET’S KEEP IT GOING


IMAGINE TAKING MULTIPLE PICTURES OF ADULT DIAPERS TO POST ON THE INTERNET

"YOU SAY YOU HAVE ADULT DIAPERS BUT WHERE'S THE PROOF?" - A PERSON?
“I HAPPEN TO HAVE” SURE OK
“FOR THE ELDERLY OR WHOMEVER”
BRIAN WON’T JUDGE
THESE ADULT DIAPERS ARE $3 BUT YOU’VE POSTED…

Facebook meme of the week

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WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE

STEP ASIDE BEST FRIEND-- MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP

THERE ARE TOO MANY BUTTERFLIES IN THIS MEME TO NOT BE TALKING ABOUT BUTTERFLIES IMO

I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN "A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY WHO SPROUTS INTO YOUR BEST FRIEND"

DO BUTTERFLIES SPROUT

A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A CATERPILLAR WHO IS JUST THERE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR 18 YEARS BUT WHO THEN TURNS INTO A BUTTERFLY WHO IS ALSO YOUR BEST FRIEND AND CAN NOW BE IN YOUR FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE OR WHATEVER

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER


"ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE LEAST ABOUT MY SHITS TIRING DAUGHTER IS THAT SHE'S ALWAYS PARKING, I MEAN WTF TAKE THE BUS OR SOMETHING"




THIS COMMENT IS ON BRAND WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT DT REALLY REALLY LOVES HIS DAUGHTER

WELL ONE OF THEM AT LEAST

THE RUSSIAN BOTS AREN'T EVEN TRYING AT THIS POINT

THIS COMMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE "SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT A PRESIDENT WITH A QUESTIONABLE PAST" MEME (WHICH ALSO STRANGELY FEATURED BUTTERFLIE…