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Facebook meme of the week

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TRUTHFOLLOWER SPEAKS THE TRUTH

THANK YOU TRUTHFOLLOWER FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL MEME WITH A GOOD FONT SIZE AND BETTER MESSAGE

TRUTHFOLLOWER CAUGHT ME ON A DAY THAT I NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF WHO I AM

TURNS OUT I AM ME

TO SAY I'M RELIEVED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

IS ANYONE ELSE ME (THEM)




THANK YOU MARIA





YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE MARIA, BRIGHT GEYL IS HERE

HE BROUGHT HEARTS I MEAN HOW COULD YOU SAY NO

THIS IS A WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY STORY




LISTEN BRIGHT GEYL IS NOT PERFECT OK

HE IS JUST ME (HIM)



SO TRUE



MEETING OF THE MINDS

JOHN DAGLISH: (TAKES DEEP PULL OFF CIGARETTE, ASHES, CROSSES LEGS) SO TELL ME, WHEN YOU SAID "YOUR ARENT" WERE YOU BEING COY OR JUST ILLITERATE

KATHY JACKSON: IM ONLY ME CA'NT BEE SOME BODY IM NOT

JOHN DAGLISH: I UNDERSTAND. SHALL WE MAKE LOVE NOW




YOU HAVE TO REALLY READ BETWEEN THE LINES OF THIS TRUTHFOLLOWER MEME TO DRAW SUCH A CONCLUSION

BUT IN THE INTEREST OF SELF-AFFIRMATION, YOU TELL 'EM ARTHURINE

AIN'T NOBODY GONNA, UH ... WIPE THEIR …

Facebook meme of the week

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SEEMS LEGIT

HOLD UP, DO YOU KNOW WHAT PSYCHOLOGY IS




I DON'T KNOW DID YOU READ THE MEME SUSAN, DANG

SUSAN SMITH IS CLAIMING HER NAME IS SUSAN

NOT SURE I'M BUYING IT

JUDGES?




THANK YOU PSYCHOLOGY

MANITA JUNG'S PROFILE PIC LOOKS LIKE SHE AND HER HUSBAND ARE LITERALLY WAITING FOR PSYCHOLOGY TO RAIN DOWN MONEY

THE WAIT WILL SURELY BE WORTH IT




PSYCHOLOGY, PLEASE COME TRUE BEFORE ANNA JORDAAN DIES

THNX




WHAT




HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBIN BIVENS

I JUST CHECKED WITH PSYCHOLOGY AND THEY SAID R COMES AROUND IN TWO MONTHS ON A DOPE MEME FEATURING YOSEMITE SAM




PSYCHOLOGY IS NEVER WRONG

ONLY YOUR INTERPRETATION OF PSYCHOLOGY IS WRONG WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE POOR




I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PRODUCE A COHERENT COMMENT ON THIS VERY LEGITIMATE MEME



FINALLY THANK YOU




I MEAN JUST BECAUSE YOUR NAME BEGINS WITH AN L DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON PSYCHOLOGY

LOOKS LIKE L JUST TOOK AN L LOL

LUIS ROBLES: WHAT DOES PSYCHOLOGY HAVE TO DO WITH MONEY? OBVIOUSLY THESE LETTERS HAVE TO DO WITH NUMBER…

Facebook meme of the week

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OMG THIS IS SO ME

I LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE FALL DOWN AND I HAVE A CLEFT LIP FROM SOMEONE WHO DID ME WRONG

NOT GONNA NAME NAMES

MY POINT IS THAT I LOVE WITH A FULL HEART

WHO ELSE CONSIDERS THEMSELVES NOT PERFECT, PROLLY NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE




I DON'T KNOW, THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF THE FULL HEART PROMISE

ALTHOUGH, SHERRY PURDY DEFINITELY ADDS UNNECESSARY APOSTROPHES WITH A FULL HEART

WHAT CAN I SAY, SHE IS NOT PERFECT

ALSO FWIW SHE HAS LIKE 12 MORE COMMENTS IN THIS THREAD SO SHE IS NOT EXACTLY *DONE* YET EITHER




PROVERBS 12:1-2

RE2PECT




AGAIN, HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS BUT WE ARE ALL HERE TO MAKE THE FULL HEART PROMISE, NOT TO LAMENT STOLEN COFFEE TABLES

THAT SAID, PAINSTAKING KNIFE IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BAND (H/T DAVE BARRY)

ALSO: "TAKE THESE SHELVES I HAVE MADE WITH  MY BARE HANDS, CHERISH THEM, PUT, YA' KNOW ... STUFFON THEM, AND THEN BEQUEATH THEM TO THE FIRST BORN OF EACH SUBSEQUENT GENERATION ON THEIR WEDDING DAY, AND PROMISE ME-- WITH A FULL HEART-- THAT YOU WIL…

Teaser link of the week

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NO JOKE THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME

THE FACT THAT HE BLURTED IT OUT SEEMS TO IMPLY THAT HE WAS LED THERE BY A LINE OF AGGRESSIVE QUESTIONING ABOUT ORDERING THE CODE RED

"YOU'RE GD RIGHT I DID!"

"I LEFT BONANZA BECAUSE THOSE MOTHER EFFERS WERE SOFT!"

ANYWAY "BONANZA" WAS A SHOW THAT ENDED IN 1965

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I WASN'T UNDERVALUING THE IMPACT OF "BONANZA" AND ITS CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE IN 2018 SO I DID SOME GOOGLING

AND IT TURNS OUT THAT PERNELL ROBERTS IS, UMM ... NOT ALIVE

HE DIED EIGHT YEARS AGO ...

TODAY, EXACTLY

WHICH IS MAYBE WHY THIS SHOWED UP ONLINE?

NEVERTHELESS, THAT FANS HAVE REMAINED STUNNED FOR EIGHT YEARS IS IN ITSELF STUNNING

ALSO TURNS OUT HE ACTUALLY *DID* LEAVE "BONANZA" BECAUSE THOSE MOTHER EFFERS WERE SOFT

THEY WOULDN'T HIRE MINORITY ACTORS AND ROBERTS WAS A COMMITTED SOCIAL ACTIVIST WHO MARCHED IN SELMA

SO YES-- THIS IS STRANGELY AND DEPRESSINGLY RELEVANT

AND G…

Facebook meme of the week

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GRANTED I AM A STUPID PERSON BUT WHAT'S UP WITH:

THE COMMATHIS PICTURE OF GARFIELDBASICALLY THIS WHOLE THING

OH HECK LET'S GIVE IT A CHANCE AND SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY




THIS DOESN'T SOUND VERY MERRY LOVE TO ME

HOWEVER I HAVE TO ADMIT I DID NOT SEE A "THANKS, OBAMA" COMING ON THIS GARFIELD MEME IN 2018

WHICH DOES MAKE ME FEEL VERY MERRY AND ALSO LOVE

I AM LOADED TO THE GILLS WITH LOVE AND ALSO HOLLYWOOD




NOT EVEN "THEIRSELVES" BUT "THEIRSELFS"

MAD RESPECT

ALSO, NOT TO GET TOO DEEP INTO THIS GARFIELD MEME AND INCOHERENT COMMENT, BUT:

"DO STUPID PEOPLE EVER HIT A POINT WHERE THEY REALIZE THEY'RE STUPID?"

ANDREA AUGUH: NO, UNTIL YES




*THEY'RE* LIVES

ROSE PAUL SIGNS OFF "LOVE" ON ALL OF HER BONKERS-ASS COMMENTS

THE FACT THAT I KNOW THAT SHOULD CAUSE ME TO HIT A POINT WHERE I REEVALUATE MY LIFE

BUT NAH




*YOUR* X2

LOL X2

CAPITALIZATION X EVERYTHING EXCEPT ONE WORD

TOUR DE FORCE




*THERE*



INTERESTING PHILOSOPHICAL TAKE FRO…

Merry Christmas

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BTW THIS IS NOT EVEN IN RESPONSE TO RECENT TAX DEVELOPMENTS BUT A GENERAL REPRESENTATION OF THE SANTA VS TAXATION DYNAMIC THAT HAS REMAINED AT THE HEART OF CHRISTMAS DISCUSSIONS FOR GENERATIONS

ALSO:



THANK YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS

SPEAKING OF, TIME FOR SOME CHRISTMAS SHOPPING




MY FAVORITE PART IS THE BOOTS

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GRABBED THE BOOTS

WHERE ARE THE BOOTS

#BOOTS


MERRY CHRISTMAS BOOTS




THIS IS GOOD CONTENT FROM WEIGHTLOSSGROOVE

*FINALLY*

LET'S ASSUME IT'S A CHRISTMAS YACHT TO STAY ON THEME HERE

NOT HAVING A CHRISTMAS YACHT MAKES ME SAD

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M IN A RUT




I HAVE BROKEN OUT OF MY RUT

MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT HAS RETURNED EVER SINCE I DISCOVERED SELENA GOMEZ WENT BLOND OR WHATEVER

IF SHE CAN DO THAT, THERE'S NO REASON WE ALL CAN'T SHED OUR CRIPPLING ANXIETY AND FEAR OF DEATH



THEY DON'T EVEN WEAR PIGTAILS!

*COMPLETELY DIFFERENT*!

YOU HAD ME AT "THE WOMEN OF NCIS"

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS

NEVERTHELESS

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MSN quick links of the week

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THIS REQUIRED A SOURCE

AND THEY SAY JOURNALISM IS DEAD





OH NO

HOPE THE BABY GATE IS OK

JK IN ALL SERIOUSNESS LOOKS HE FLIPPED WHEN THE GATE FLOPPED

THANK YOU

I WANT TO SHOW THIS HEADLINE TO A WORLD WAR II VET

"DO YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE WORDS AND IF SO WHAT IS YOUR REACTION"

/AGGRESSIVELY HOLDS UP MICROPHONE TO FACE/

"ALSO SHOULD BEY CONTINUE TO TRUST JAY AFTER THE CHEATING"





CAN'T TALK NOW BOSS, I'M UNSCRAMBLING THESE AUTUMNAL NOODLE SOUPS






FINALLY SOME WEB CONTENT FOR US BRISKET VIRGINS






OMG

I CAN'T EVEN, HEART-MELTING EMOJI

I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHO THE BF IS BUT THIS ONE FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA LAST

SOMETIMES YOU JUST KNOW





/STARES AT HEADLINE/

/NERVOUS TWITCHING/

/SELF-RESTRAINT WANING/

/GIVES UP, CLICKS ON LINK/

" ... MY ABS GOT STRONGER."

WOW DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING




SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THEY'RE GOING TO ROLL THE DOUGH WHILE THE HEAD CHEF AT THE PIZZA PLACE POURS ON THE SAUCE

W…