Monday, May 23, 2016

Facebook meme of the week


THIS OLD PEOPLE SPOONING MEME IS BRINGING A TEAR TO MY EYE

EVERYONE KNOW HOW TO LOVE

HATE TO BE THAT GUY BUT I THINK IT SHOULD BE "EVERYONE BE KNOWING HOW TO LOVE"

WHATEVER THE CASE THANK GOODNESS THIS IS UNDERLINED OR I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN IT



FOREVER IS AWESOME

DEATH ... NOT SO AWESOME



NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT

"NO TIME TO UPLOAD A PROFILE PIC, TOO BUSY LOVING FOREVER" - JOANNE



“ANYWAY I GOT CLEAN AND ASKED FOR HER FORGIVENESS ON AN OLD PEOPLE SPOONING FACEBOOK MEME, NEEDLESS TO SAY WE’VE BEEN MARRIED EVER SINCE”




WELL SAID



/CAROLENE SEES A SPACE MEME ABOUT THE INFINITE POWER OF LOVE/

"THAT IS WHAT YOU cALL A GALAXY FULL"

/CAROLENE SEES MEME ABOUT LOVE USING A PICTURE FROM THE SPAGHETTI SCENE IN LADY AND THE TRAMP/

"THAT IS WHAT YOU cALL A PLATE FULL"

AND SO ON AND SO FORTH

POINT BEING, WHAT THE HELL CAROLENE



YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO POST A TWO-WORD COMMENT ON A DOPE FACEBOOK MEME … WITHOUT MAKING A MISTAKE

“PFFT, I GOAT THIS” - DONALD



ADDING THIS TO THE TOP OF MY LOVE ADVICE CHART

“HE WRITES ME BEAUTIFUL LOVE POEMS EVERY DAY, THIS ONE IS CALLED ‘LORV YA YOU TOO TH MOON AND BECK’” – MRS. EYRICH



NOT SURE HOW MANY MOTIONS ARE HAPPENING IN THAT BED BUT OK



SO TRUE SO TRUE



THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS MEME, JESUS



Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



HA HA HA GRANNY PANTIES

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN



GERRY: AND AS YOU’LL SEE EVERYTHING IS UP TO CODE

FIRE INSPECTOR: LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WORE HIS GRANNY PANTIES FOR TODAY’S INSPECTION

GERRY: THANK YOU MY INTENTION IS TO KEEP THE VILLAGE OF WOLVERINE SAFE AND WELL STOCKED WITH TOILETRIES

FIRE INSPECTOR: YES THIS IS DEFINITELY A REAL PLACE



JAMES BURRIS WANTS TO TELL WOMEN WHETHER THEY SHOULD WEAR GIRL PANTIES OR GRANNY PANTIES DEPENDING ON THEIR METAPHORICAL BUTT SIZE

THEREFORE I DON’T BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE



SO THEY SAY


...




OK I GUESS



I WAS STUCK IN THE DOLDRUMS OF ROUTINE AND INDIFFERENCE BUT THEN I SAW A GRANNY PANTIES MEME AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER




THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR JENNY JONES



THAT’S TOO BAD GUESS YOU’RE NOT AS GRANNY PANTIES-WORTHY AS YOU THOUGHT



NO THANK YOU FOR THE TNOUGJT

GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR NEW PANTIES



THANK YOU NANCY YEAST



SHOW YOUR FACE BETSTOM RU

STAND BEHIND YOUR FILTHY COMMENT



THIS MEME IS FINNY

ANYWAY HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW CHEVY EQUINOX




GUESS WHAT KIND OF PANTIES I WAS WEARING WHEN I TALKED THE DEALER INTO A LOWER APR

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



OMG

WHAT IS THAT



THAT BOOK HAS NO WORDS

SO YOU’RE SAYING THAT’S THE MOM AND NOT THE GRANDMA

THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE A HORROR MOVIE



WELP I GUESS I WAS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT DEATH SOONER OR LATER

THANKS CAROLYN



LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONES YOU DANG KIDS, KAY NIPE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

KAY NIPE: I HAVE BUNIONS AND WHY IS THIS PIZZA CRUST FILLED WITH CHEESE ONE DAY I WILL DIE AND ALL YOU JERKS WILL MISS ME WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ASIANS



I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE GONE TOO SOON DAVID



HOPEFULLY YOUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL WITH US

HOLD ON LEMME PAN OUT FOR A CLEARER PIC



OK THAT’S BETTER



LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED ON THIS MEME

WHETHER YOU SIDE WITH THIS HORRIFIC MEME OR THAT SONG FROM 1974, THE POINT IS THAT PHONES ARE BAD



AND THE LORD LED MOSES UP THE MOUNTAIN AND SAID TO HIM, AMONG OTHER THINGS, “SPEND TIME WITH YOUR PARENTS, TREAT THEM WELL. BECAUSE ONE DAY WHEN YOU LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE, THEY WON’T BE THERE ANYMORE …


.. BECAUSE THEY’LL BE DEAD MOSES, SHEESH. BECAUSE THEY’LL BE DEAD. ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? OMG ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW?”



I TOOK MY PARENTS FOR GRANTED THE OLD FASHIONED WAY—WITH BOARD GAMES AND CABLE TELEVISION. YOU KIDS ARE THE WORST



THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT SONG. TEACH THE CHILDREN WELL

I CAN THINK OF NO GREATER HUMAN TO TEACH THE CHILDREN THAN MICHAEL SEYMOUR

OH WAIT I THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE TOO







UPDATE:



Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



OMG LOL

YOU JUST GOT SERVED, GOVERNMENTS OF EARTH

CAN’T IMAGINE THE GOVERNMENT SHOWING IT’S FACE IN TOWN AFTER THIS MEME-BASHING

I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE GOVERNMENT ON THIS ONE

FEELS LIKE MAYBE WE WENT TOO FAR

I DON’T KNOW

WHAT DO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY



NORMA SOTO URGES AMERICANS TO ‘GROW UP’ IN A FACEBOOK COMMENT THAT GOES VIRAL

AND AMERICA LISTENS

In a groundbreaking rant in which she took citizens to task for getting offended by “stupid” things, local American Norma Soto has become a cult hero. Commenting on a Facebook meme that even objective observers would say seriously owns, Soto stirred the pot more thoroughly, claiming America didn’t pay “attention to the things that matter,” and charging citizens with "acting worst than ever." [sic] And while wishy-washy Americans have been criticized before on various memes and internet forums, this time proved different. In a somewhat miraculous turn of events, Americans began to metaphorically grow up at Soto’s request. As of 7 p.m. EST May 2, 2016, no one was offended by anything, and America had, as a direct result, restored its dominance over other nations.



TAMI TAMILOT: ALIEN WAR ROBOT TRUTHER


I BELIEVE YOU TAMI



THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING INTELLIGENCE TO US, TAZ CHANA



WHEN TWO WIDELY RESPECTED PEOPLE LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS MEME AND PATRICIA BISHOP AGREE THAT THE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE, IT’S TIME TO STAND UP AND TAKE NOTICE AND CALL FOR THE ALIEN SAVIORS



PRETTY SURE WE HAVE A PRESIDENT



THE NORMAS ARE KILLIN’ IT ON THIS MEME

MORE LIKE MISS-IS-SLOPPY AM I RIGHT

J/K NORMA YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY JUSTIFIED IN CRITICIZING THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT OF JACKSON MISSISSIPPI ON THIS ALIEN MEME

IT’S TIME WE START A SERIOUS DIALOGUE



WOW THIS IS SOME HEAVY POLITICAL DISCOURSE

WE ARE ALMOST ON THE SAME PAGE RE: WHO IS EVEN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

BUT WE CAN AGREE THEY ARE ALL DISGUSTING



YOU JUST DID

LET’S NOT GET GREEDY

LIKE THE GOVERNMENT LOL



COME BACK E.T. AND SAVE OUR GOVERNMENT JUST LIKE YOU DID IN THAT MOVIE E.T.



"HERE IS A PICTURE OF A MINION HUGGING BANANAS"

I THINK IT’S OBVIOUS WHERE ANTHONY STANDS ON THIS ISSUE