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Mash promo of the week

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SCENE OF MASH SCENE

WHAT IS THE REAL STORY BEHIND IT ANYWAY

IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TALKED ABOUT THAT THING THAT NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT

THAT THING IS THE SCENE OF MASH SCENE

#SCENEOFMASHSCENE

MASH OF SCENE MASH

SCENEY MASH MASH

IT WAS A SCENE FROM THE SHOW MASH THAT CREATED A BIG SCENE

NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT IT THOUGH

TOO DIFFICULT

"MOM, DAD- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE SCENE FROM MASH SCE-"

"DAMMIT MICHAEL NOW IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME"

MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL

BUT NOW IS FINALLY THE RIGHT TIME

OCTOBER 2017

LET US ALL COLLECTIVELY DISCUSS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

THE ELEPHANT IS THE SCENE OF MASH SCENE

"ELEPHANT MASHES SCENE, TURNS SCENE INTO MASH"

HOW LONG CAN WE DO THIS

IS IT OBVIOUS I AM TRYING TO AVOID *ACTUALLY* TALKING ABOUT THE SCENE OF MASH SCENE

AM I TRULY READY

NO ONE EVER TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE

ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE REAL STORY WAS

YOU KNOW WHAT

*&^% IT

SCENE OF MASH SCENE, LET'S GO

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MASHY SCENE SCENE

I CAN'T DO THIS

Facebook meme of the week

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CAN'T ARGUE WITH SCIENCE

SCIENTIST LOOKING AT BLUE EYES THROUGH MICROSCOPE: WELL I'LL BE DAMNED-- THIS MOLECULAR STRUCTURE STRONGLY SUGGESTS AN UNUSUAL CAPACITY FOR PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY DURING HARD TIMES

SCIENTIST'S ASSISTANT: WOW IF WE'RE GOING TO PUBLISH THESE RESULTS WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE PERFECT SPOKESPERSON

SCIENTIST: DID YOU SAY SPOKESDUCK BECAUSE I'M TEN STEPS AHEAD OF YOU

BUT HOLD UP FAM




OH HELL NAW

I WILL ONLY VALUE WHAT MY FELLOW BLUE EYERS HAVE TO SAY

HIT ME OFF FAM



BLUED-EYED MURRAY BRIGHT HERE CHECKING IN ON THIS BLUE EYES MEME, SURNAME IS AS BRIGHT AS MY BLUE EYES, I USED TO BE YOUNG BUT NOW I AM OLD, PLEASE WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEXT MONTH WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE MEME COMMENTING CIRCUIT, THIS HAS BEEN BLUE-EYED MURRAY BRIGHT HERE, ONCE CHECKING IN, NOW CHECKING OUT, BUT NOT BEFORE WISHING YOU A DAY AS BRIGHT AS ME AND MY BLUE EYES, I LOVE CATS




STARTING OFF YOUR COMMENT "WHAT'S *MORE* INTERESTING" ON A DONALD DUCK EYES MEME THAT …

Promo of the week

If I'm on the New York Giants social media team, I'm kind of laying low after the 0-4 start during which they've rushed for a combined 11 yards and the calls for firing their big-suit-wearing coach* have grown louder and louder.

UNLESS, that is, a panini app is at stake:

Download the @PaniniAmerica Blitz app https://t.co/JKAJjpAeqP  & get your #NYGiants digital trading card pack free w/ promo code BlitzGiants pic.twitter.com/6eqKjU48iK — New York Giants (@Giants) October 3, 2017


Downloading a digital trading card pack (?) from a panini business app after using a promo code is just about the most #socialmediaengagement I can handle at this particular moment in time. Then again, this tweet has currently received 49 more hearts/likes than anything I have ever posted on twitter dot com, so what do I know.


*I want to be clear that Ben MacAdoo wearing a tremendously big suit to the press conference announcing his hiring is my favorite New York sports story ever. I'm bein…

The reason: not the season

I grew a beard again.
I don't think anybody likes the beard. I think this because people say things like, “Oh, you uh … you grew a beard, huh?” WHY YES HOW DID YOU KNOW. With no compliments to offer, they then search for reasons to justify the absurdity on my face, and more than one person has commented, “For winter, right?” to which I agree, in part because, why not—hair growth should be as seasonal as vegetables, which is why I braid my eyebrows each spring—and also because I enjoy the notion that hair on my face will serve its Darwinian purpose of keeping me warm during these upcoming months of winter 2017-2018 during which I mostly plan to be watching old seasons of no-longer-hip TV shows on streaming apps as opposed to chopping wood in a distant, snow-filled forest to provide heat for my family.
At the heart of the outside world’s confusion and possible disgust is likely the fact that I am 39 and my beard is noticeably grey. Almost all of it is grey. It is grey, basically.…

Facebook meme of the week

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ARGH STUPID COWORKERS ARE SO FRUSTRATING

THIS MEME IS BOTH RELATABLE AND ADORBS

IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE STUPID THAT MEANS WE ARE SMART

TO WIT:



THIS MEME IS NOT ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BUBS, MERNA, IT'S ABOUT STUPID COWORKERS




THIS MEME IS NOT ABOUT MAKING HARD POOPS, IT'S ABOUT STUPID COWORKERS, DANG




THIS MEME IS NOT ABOUT HAIR(ZZ) LOSS, IT'S ABOUT STUPID COWORKERS

ALSO *THIS* IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, GAIL:

THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU'RE RAILING AGAINST YOUR STUPID COWORKERS BUT AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO UPLOAD A PROFILE PIC



THIS MEME IS NOT ABOUT CHICKENS




OH MY GOODNESS




IT'S TOUGH  BEING THE SMARTEST ONE IN THE OFFICE





GOOD SENTENCE BUT THIS MEME IS NOT ABOUT SIBLINGS

SAFE TO ASSUME THAT'S NOT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER IN THAT PROFILE PIC

THIS MEME IS ALSO NOT ABOUT ONE COWORKER BUT COWORKERS PLURAL

ALL OF THEM ARE STUPID

C'MON DEBRA SMATHERS





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FINALLY, A WORTHY COMMENT

Facebook meme of the week

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"IF MY BODY *WERE* A CAR"

YOU HAVE ONIONS IN YOUR RADIATOR?

OF COURSE I KID, THIS IS A GREAT MEME ABOUT OLD PEOPLE'S PEE PEE AND FARTS

AND A GREAT VISUAL I MIGHT ADD

IS THAT A NORMAN ROCKWELL STATUE

ANYWAY WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK ABOUT THIS PEE PEE AND FARTS MEME




I DO NOT GET THIS JOKE

LIKE AT ALL

WHY DID THE WOMAN GO TO A CHEMIST FOR PEE PEE AND FART PROBLEMS

WHY WILL SHE NOT DARE TO COUGH

I AM VERY ANGRY AT THIS TERRIBLE NON-JOKE

IT'S LIKE GEORGE HAS BEEN STASHING THIS IN HIS HOLSTER JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MEME TO COME ALONG

BIG FAIL HERE BY GEORGE

SPEAKING OF BIG FAILS




WHOEVER CREATES THESE AWFUL MEMES READS COMMENTS LIKE THIS AND IS LIKE "YUP STILL GOT IT"

ONE THING I'VE LEARNED FROM EXAMINING THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS ON AWFUL MEMES: THE BETTY BOOP CONTINGENT WILL NOT HESITATE TO COMMENT DESPITE BEING BASICALLY ILLITERATE




RON PALON(GIVING A TOAST AT 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY): I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A CLICHE BUT WE MET IN THE COMMENTS…

Facebook meme of the week

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OK JERRY THE MOUSE

HOLD UP JERRY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR HAND OR JUST PRESENTING THE MEME

CAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU EVER REALLY TRUSTED TOM IN THE FIRST PLACE

ANYWAY I'M NITPICKING- EVERYTHING IN THIS MEME IS TIGHT AND GRAPHICALLY PLEASING

SO LET'S DO THIS




AND WE'RE OFF

YOU JEALOUS FAM?

JK YOU ARE DEFINITELY BETTER OFF

IF ONLY HE COULD SEE YOU NOW, SPITTING TRUTH IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF TOM AND JERRY MEMES




WOW THAT IS SPECIFIC BUT EERILY RELEVANT IN THIS CASE





WHAT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALTERNATIVE OLIVER IS TRYING TO SAY BUT I'M NOT HANGING AROUND TO FIND OUT




I HEARD TAKING OVER THE COUNTER LOVERS WHO DEMAND SIMPATHY WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION CAN MAKE YOU [SIC]

AT WALGREENS, MAN POPS OUT FROM BEHIND DISPLAY OF TOOTHPASTE

HELLO MY NAME IS FRANK I AM A VERY NICE GUY, TOO BAD I WAS AN ORPHAN AS A CHILD AND NOW I HAVE GOUT, ANYWAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ME JUGGLE

DORALENE: OH NO I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN




OH I GET IT BECAUSE CHARLIE BROWN TRUSTS LUCY WITH THE FOOT…