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MSN quick links of the week

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THIS REQUIRED A SOURCE

AND THEY SAY JOURNALISM IS DEAD





OH NO

HOPE THE BABY GATE IS OK

JK IN ALL SERIOUSNESS LOOKS HE FLIPPED WHEN THE GATE FLOPPED

THANK YOU

I WANT TO SHOW THIS HEADLINE TO A WORLD WAR II VET

"DO YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE WORDS AND IF SO WHAT IS YOUR REACTION"

/AGGRESSIVELY HOLDS UP MICROPHONE TO FACE/

"ALSO SHOULD BEY CONTINUE TO TRUST JAY AFTER THE CHEATING"





CAN'T TALK NOW BOSS, I'M UNSCRAMBLING THESE AUTUMNAL NOODLE SOUPS






FINALLY SOME WEB CONTENT FOR US BRISKET VIRGINS






OMG

I CAN'T EVEN, HEART-MELTING EMOJI

I KNOW I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I LITERALLY DO NOT EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHO THE BF IS BUT THIS ONE FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA LAST

SOMETIMES YOU JUST KNOW





/STARES AT HEADLINE/

/NERVOUS TWITCHING/

/SELF-RESTRAINT WANING/

/GIVES UP, CLICKS ON LINK/

" ... MY ABS GOT STRONGER."

WOW DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING




SEEMS PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT THEY'RE GOING TO ROLL THE DOUGH WHILE THE HEAD CHEF AT THE PIZZA PLACE POURS ON THE SAUCE

W…

Troops, trains, and automobiles

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Some people think, mistakenly, that the best ways to support our troops include letters of appreciation, prayers, volunteering, fostering pets, physical donations of supplies and care packages, legislation that provides veterans the services they need, thank yous and handshakes, and other things that are actual and real. HOWEVER, in my opinion, the best way to support our troops—especially around the holidays, when the sacrifices made by our servicemen and servicewomen are at the forefront of our national consciousness—is to symbolically move something on wheels via your Facebook page or whatever.
Listen, I know this sounds vague and confusing, but it’s actually specific and simple. In fact, here are three definitive and very real ways to support our troops this holiday season.


1)


Yeah so like, just keep this thing moving. How? I mean, I think you can just “like” it, or share it or something. Then your state is automatically registered as a state that supports the troops I guess? I do…

Facebook meme of the week

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ALL YA'LL WHO POST NAKED/SEXY PICS AND MISSPELLED COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK JUST GOT OWNED BY THIS GARFIELD AND TWEETY BIRD MEME

DANG SON, GONNA BE TOUGH TO RECOVER FROM THIS

BUT HOLD UP

ACCORDING TO MY DICTIONARY CHRISTMAS IS A PROPER NOUN AND SHOULD BE CAPITALIZED

ACCORDING TO MY LIFE SO SHOULD THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE

ALSO GARFIELD IS NAKED

AND TWEETY BIRD NEEDS *SERIOUS* SPEECH THERAPY, WHICH IS FINE, BUT NOT IN THE CONTEXT OF CRITICIZING THE LANGUAGE SKILLS OF OTHERS

OTHER THAN THAT THO I FIND NO FAULT WITH THIS DOPE MEME

HOW YA'LL FEEL



WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT MARIE

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS UNSOLICITED ADVICE THAT IS BAD AND WEIRD-- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOOBS AND DICTIONARIES OVER HERE, DANG

(BTW DO YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA FOR REAL)




GUESS WHO LOST SOME WEIGHT AND WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY




DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS OR HOW IT RELATES TO THIS MEME BUT ROSE PAUL NEEDS SOME SEX

HERE IS WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR FROM THIS TWEETY BIRD MEME:


SHARI…

Facebook meme of the week

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

FOR A MEME WITH TWO SNOWMEN THIS IS ONE HOT MESS

BUT LET US NOT BE DISTRACTED FROM ITS VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE




YES

YES IT IS

I WANT TO MAKE AN ENTIRE MOVIE OFF THIS COMMENT JUST FOR THE CLIMACTIC SCENE WHEN SANTA PASSES OVER ALTHEA'S HOUSE, TURNS TO THE CAMERA AND SAYS "BITCH DON'T COOK"

ROLL CREDITS





RIGHT RED MUNSTER

IMAGINE WE'RE PLAYING JEOPARDY AND THIS COMMENT IS THE ANSWER AND WE HAVE TO DETERMINE WHAT THE MEME IS






LOVE

IN ALL HONESTY ROSE PAUL SEEMS LIKE AN INSANE PERSON

I HEARD THAT IF YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S FIRST NAME AND MAN'S LAST NAME YOU'RE TEN TIMES MORE LIKELY TO MURDER (A MEME COMMENT THREAD)





I HAVE REPORTED AMEENA TO THE MEME POLICE





DO WE THINK SANDY GEORGE IS LAMENTING THE FACT IT'S TO(O) LATE FOR *HER* TO BE GOOD OR INFORMING ALL THESE JOHNNY-COME-LATELYS THAT THEIR CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED

HARD TO SAY





BUT GONNA LEAN TOWARD LAMENTING

OH SNAP CHECK THE NAME THO




THIS IS A COUNTRY SONG RIGHT

"I'M TRYING TO BE…

Facebook meme of the week

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YOU KNOW IT GIRLFRIEND

DO NOT EVEN STEP TO BETTY BOOP SHE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT

NEVERTHELESS I WILL BET MY LIFE SAVINGS THE FIRST COMMENT IS FROM A CREEPO DUDE


IT SEEMS LIKE MAYBE YOU'RE ALLUDING TO SEX PICTURES OF BETTY BOOP (?) BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT SINCE YOU'RE ILLITERATE

BTW "STEP BY STREP" WAS A SITCOM IN THE 90s ABOUT SUZANNE SOMERS HAVING STREP THROAT FOR EIGHT YEARS




WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THE WHOLE PLANE OUT OF THE INSTRUCTIONS MEN DON'T READ

I WOULD LIKE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR FIRST NAME THAT MY WIFE CAN READ TO ME




IN A WAY WE ARE *ALL* WOMEN WHO CANNOT BE HANDLED EVEN WITH INSTRUCTIONS

THIS MEME HAS BROKEN THE MOLD OF RELATABILITY




HOLLA ATCHA BOY




I MEAN C'MON

WHERE MY TRUE BOOP HEADS AT




THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

THE REVOLUTION WILL BE LED BY A GIANT-HEADED CARTOON FROM THE 30s

THIS FEMALE EMPOWERMENT MEME IS INSPIRING US ALL




UH




OK BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD INSTRUCTIONS

ON HOW TO OPER…

Facebook meme of the week

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GRANTED I'M NOT AS OLD AS A MINION SITTING ON A THRONE OF BANANAS BUT I ALSO REMEMBER "FRIENDS"

WHEN I WAS A KID "FRIENDS" WOULD SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AND WE WOULD DO STUFF WITH

"WHAT KIND OF STUFF WITH SHOULD WE DO WITH" MY "FRIENDS" WOULD ASK AND THEN WE WOULD DO STUFF

WITH

THE "FRIENDS"

SOMETIMES THE STUFF WITH WE WOULD DO WITH THE "FRIENDS" WOULD BE TO WATCH "FRIENDS" WHICH WAS A SHOW ABOUT FRIENDS WHO SHOWED UP AT THE DOOR AND DID STUFF WITH

BUT AGAIN THIS WAS A LONG TIME AGO

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THIS, PROBABLY NOT



SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME

IF I WERE EVER INVITED TO ELIZABETH CHIRCHIR LAFAVE'S HOUSE I WOULD NOT WASTE TIME ON MY PHONE, I WOULD LOOK ELIZABETH CHIRCHIR LAFAVE IN THE EYE AND HEAR WHAT ELIZABETH CHIRCHIR LAFAVE HAD TO SAY ABOUT STUFF

WHO KNOWS MAYBE WE WOULD EVEN DO STUFF WITH




THIS HEARTWARMING STORY ABOUT MAILBOXES REINFORCES THE THESIS OF THIS MEME

IF THIS STORY HAD A HAPPIER ENDING I WOU…

Chopsticks promo of the week

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Credit to my brother-in-law, who took the time to examine his chopsticks long enough to discover this very helpful message. Let's break it down.

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.


I am at home.We are eating Thai food.Based on capitalization, I enjoy the notion that there might be a Chinese restaurant somewhere out there called Chinese Restaurant from which these chopsticks are manufactured.Thank you.

Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks


Obviously I was leaning that way, but now I am sold.Again, eating Thai.Coercive Utensils would be a good name for a band. (h/t Dave Barry)This capitalization is as Nice as the Chinese food I am not currently eating.OK.

the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history.


In retrospect, should have had a comma after "Cchopsticks."whatAm I seriously supposed to be contemplating Chinese history as I am eating this Thai food? Ugh, fine, chopsticks-- you're the boss.This seems hella subjective for what should honestly be an unbiase…