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Facebook meme of the week

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THIS OLD PEOPLE SPOONING MEME IS BRINGING A TEAR TO MY EYE
EVERYONE KNOW HOW TO LOVE
HATE TO BE THAT GUY BUT I THINK IT SHOULD BE "EVERYONE BE KNOWING HOW TO LOVE"
WHATEVER THE CASE THANK GOODNESS THIS IS UNDERLINED OR I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN IT


FOREVER IS AWESOME
DEATH ... NOT SO AWESOME


NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT

"NO TIME TO UPLOAD A PROFILE PIC, TOO BUSY LOVING FOREVER" - JOANNE


“ANYWAY I GOT CLEAN AND ASKED FOR HER FORGIVENESS ON AN OLD PEOPLE SPOONING FACEBOOK MEME, NEEDLESS TO SAY WE’VE BEEN MARRIED EVER SINCE”



WELL SAID


/CAROLENE SEES A SPACE MEME ABOUT THE INFINITE POWER OF LOVE/
"THAT IS WHAT YOU cALL A GALAXY FULL"
/CAROLENE SEES MEME ABOUT LOVE USING A PICTURE FROM THE SPAGHETTI SCENE IN LADY AND THE TRAMP/
"THAT IS WHAT YOU cALL A PLATE FULL"
AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
POINT BEING, WHAT THE HELL CAROLENE


YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO POST A TWO-WORD COMMENT ON A DOPE FACEBOOK MEME … WITHOUT MAKING A MISTAKE
“PF…

Facebook meme of the week

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HA HA HA GRANNY PANTIES
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


GERRY: AND AS YOU’LL SEE EVERYTHING IS UP TO CODE
FIRE INSPECTOR: LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WORE HIS GRANNY PANTIES FOR TODAY’S INSPECTION
GERRY: THANK YOU MY INTENTION IS TO KEEP THE VILLAGE OF WOLVERINE SAFE AND WELL STOCKED WITH TOILETRIES
FIRE INSPECTOR: YES THIS IS DEFINITELY A REAL PLACE


JAMES BURRIS WANTS TO TELL WOMEN WHETHER THEY SHOULD WEAR GIRL PANTIES OR GRANNY PANTIES DEPENDING ON THEIR METAPHORICAL BUTT SIZE
THEREFORE I DON’T BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE


SO THEY SAY

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OK I GUESS


I WAS STUCK IN THE DOLDRUMS OF ROUTINE AND INDIFFERENCE BUT THEN I SAW A GRANNY PANTIES MEME AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER




THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR JENNY JONES


THAT’S TOO BAD GUESS YOU’RE NOT AS GRANNY PANTIES-WORTHY AS YOU THOUGHT


NO THANK YOU FOR THE TNOUGJT
GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR NEW PANTIES


THANK YOU NANCY YEAST


SHOW YOUR FACE BETSTOM RU
STAND BEHIND YOUR FILTHY COMMENT


THIS MEME IS FINNY
ANYWAY HAVE YO…

Facebook meme of the week

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OMG
WHAT IS THAT


THAT BOOK HAS NO WORDS
SO YOU’RE SAYING THAT’S THE MOM AND NOT THE GRANDMA
THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE A HORROR MOVIE


WELP I GUESS I WAS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT DEATH SOONER OR LATER
THANKS CAROLYN


LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONES YOU DANG KIDS, KAY NIPE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
KAY NIPE: I HAVE BUNIONS AND WHY IS THIS PIZZA CRUST FILLED WITH CHEESE ONE DAY I WILL DIE AND ALL YOU JERKS WILL MISS ME WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ASIANS


I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE GONE TOO SOON DAVID


HOPEFULLY YOUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL WITH US
HOLD ON LEMME PAN OUT FOR A CLEARER PIC


OK THAT’S BETTER


LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED ON THIS MEME
WHETHER YOU SIDE WITH THIS HORRIFIC MEME OR THAT SONG FROM 1974, THE POINT IS THAT PHONES ARE BAD


AND THE LORD LED MOSES UP THE MOUNTAIN AND SAID TO HIM, AMONG OTHER THINGS, “SPEND TIME WITH YOUR PARENTS, TREAT THEM WELL. BECAUSE ONE DAY WHEN YOU LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE, THEY WON’T BE THERE ANYMORE …

.. BECAUSE THEY’LL BE DEAD MOSES, SHEESH. BECAUSE…

Facebook meme of the week

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OMG LOL
YOU JUST GOT SERVED, GOVERNMENTS OF EARTH
CAN’T IMAGINE THE GOVERNMENT SHOWING IT’S FACE IN TOWN AFTER THIS MEME-BASHING
I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE GOVERNMENT ON THIS ONE
FEELS LIKE MAYBE WE WENT TOO FAR
I DON’T KNOW
WHAT DO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY


NORMA SOTO URGES AMERICANS TO ‘GROW UP’ IN A FACEBOOK COMMENT THAT GOES VIRAL
AND AMERICA LISTENS
In a groundbreaking rant in which she took citizens to task for getting offended by “stupid” things, local American Norma Soto has become a cult hero. Commenting on a Facebook meme that even objective observers would say seriously owns, Soto stirred the pot more thoroughly, claiming America didn’t pay “attention to the things that matter,” and charging citizens with "acting worst than ever." [sic] And while wishy-washy Americans have been criticized before on various memes and internet forums, this time proved different. In a somewhat miraculous turn of events, Americans began to metaphorically grow up at Soto’s reques…