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Nextdoor posts of the week

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"BROAD CERTIFIED" IN A POST SEEKING AN OBGYN IS THE GREATEST TYPO THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED

IT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU OVERLOOK THE OVERALL WTF-NESS

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL GREAT MEDICAL SUCCESS STORIES START WITH NEXTDOOR

" ... AND THAT'S HOW MILLIE WAS BORN AND ALSO HOW MY LIFE WAS SAVED"

"WOW WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH AN EXCELLENT DOCTOR"

"REMEMBER THAT WEBSITE I TOLD YOU ABOUT WHERE I FOUND THE KNOCKOFF FINGERLINGS MONKEY ..."




"NOT SURE IF THIS MONKEY YOU PUT ON YOUR FINGER IS EVEN REAL SO LET'S START THE BIDDING AT $10"

TWO YEARS LATER

"I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU- THIS FINGERLINGS MONKEY I PURCHASED ON NEXTDOOR IN 2018 TURNED OUT TO BE INAUTHENTIC"

BBB: HOW DID YOU DISCOVER IT WAS A FAKE

"I PLACED IT ON MY PENIS AS A JOKE AND IT RUPTURED"

BBB: THE MONKEY OR YOUR PENIS

"BOTH"




MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHITTER'S FULL

THE SKEPTICISM KILLS ME

"LIS…

Internet stuff of the week

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ENJOYING THIS STOCK PHOTO OF A WOMAN KNITTING "F*** YOU, BARBARA" INTO AN AFGHAN




THIS IS A PARODY OF A BUZZFEED HEADLINE RIGHT

KUDOS TO THEDAY TRADINGROOM-- NAILED IT

20 THINGS IS SO MANY THINGS TO IDENTIFY AS SPECIFICALLY RELATING TO ONE BREED OF CAT BUT OK

ALSO AT FIRST I THOUGHT COON CAT WAS THE BREED AND THIS WAS TARGETED ONLY AT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MAINE *AND* OWN COON CATS, WHICH IS ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE ABSURD

ANYWAY

WAS WONDERING IF ANY MORE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE LIVING IN GORGEOUS HOUSES WITH THEIR PARTNERS



COOL




THIS IS A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT FOR CASH ROADSTER

AFTER SEEING THIS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT CASH ROADSTER, AND ALSO ABOUT TROY POLAMALU AND HIS BABY PARTNER

CAN'T IMAGINE A BETTER ADVERTISEMENT FOR CASH ROADSTER TBH





I STAND CORRECTED

I THOROUGHLY ENJOY THE FALSE PREMISE OF THESE TEASER LINKS

TEASER LINK: WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF THE UNDERTAKER'S SON

ME: UH NONE. WAIT WHAT

TEASER LINK: WELL HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU

REAL QUICK THO-- HOW AB…