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Facebook meme of the week

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LOL I AM FEELING THIS MEME

IT HAS REALLY PUT A SMILE ON FACE

*MY* FACE THAT IS

MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS MEME IS HOW DAFFY DUCK IS STRAIGHT WALKING INTO DUDE'S CART WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT WALKING BEHIND HIM

MEANWHILE DUDE IS LIKE




"JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME GROCERIES FOR MY FAMILY...

"WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS BELLIGERENT DUCK"

I WONDER IF THEY USED DONALD DUCK FOR THIS MEME AT FIRST BUT THEN WERE HOLD UP, IS THIS RACIST

ANYWAY LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHO KNOWS HOW TO SPELL 'AISLE'"




NOPE

BUT OTHERWISE VERY COHERENT




NOT QUITE

BUT I AGREE THAT PEOPLE CHATTING WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS SHOULD GET A CATTLE PROD

HETTY WOLFS FOR MAYOR OF SHOPRITE




THOSE BANISHED TO THE 'ISLE OF MISFIT COMMENTERS' WAIT IN VAIN FOR ANGER CLAUS TO VISIT EVERY YEAR

OK SO NOBODY WON THAT GAME

WHAT ELSE WE GOT




OBVIOUSLY THE SLOW WALKERS PUT ON NOTICE BY THIS DOPE MEME EXCLUDES THOSE WHO ARE BLIND IN ONE EYE

BUT HOLD UP



"I'M NO OPTOMETRIST AND I AM ADMITTEDLY DI…

Facebook meme of the week

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THIS ONE IS CALLED "ME & YOU"




THAT WAS CALLED "ME & YOU"

IT'S PURPOSEFULLY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MICKEY MOUSE TALKS

HE IS AN UNEDUCATED MOUSE BUT HAS THE STREET SMARTS TO BE LIKE: NOPE, NOT GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE WITH YOU

IS THIS RELATABLE




YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB A BRIDGE DUMBASS

ALSO WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO




THIS IS AN OFF THE RAILS, SPECTACULAR FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO BE WITTY

IN HER MIND ELEONORE WILD IS LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL RESPONDING TO POINTED CRITICISM, BUT IN REALITY SHE IS ELEONORE WILD RESPONDING TO A MICKEY MOUSE MEME



LITERALLY NO CLUE

IS THIS ABOUT A CAR OR A STREET ADDRESS AND EITHER WAY HOW DOES IT RELATE TO MICKEY MOUSE

OH TO BE ABLE TO STEP INSIDE THE COMPLEX MIND OF SUBERINA COOPERJOHNSON




SPEAKING OF COMPLEX MINDS

THE ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BESIDES EVERYTHING, IS WHY THAT DOG'S EYEBROWS ARE OFF ITS FACE




WHAT'SYOU

UPDATE YOUR PROFILE PIC BEFORE YOU COME AROUND HERE TRYIN' TO SELF-I…

Spam email of the week

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First of all, who told you about my Pokemon Go addiction? Was it troy? Because I've said this to numerous unsolicited spambots: HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. Except, I suppose, in this specific case, as he is absolutely correct that I am totes into Pokemon Go.Second of all, nobody calls me Michael. Except those in the Pokemon Go community of which I am a prominent, willing, and active member. So again, this holds up.I love cheating as much as the next Michael, but UNLIMITED Pokecoins is a treasure trove that I simply cannot trust myself to handle appropriately. The last thing I want is to become a part of one of those stories you frequently see on E! where a regular Joe wins the lottery of Pokecoins, buys an above-ground pool and a lifetime supply of Marlboro Reds, starts a record label for his cousins, and ultimately combusts in a blaze of fake financial failure. Back in the day, I became unhealthily obsessed with gathering extra lives in Super Mario Bros., I flew too close to the sun, a…

Facebook meme of the week

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OMG EVEN AS A MEN WHO JUST GOT SERVED WITH THIS SCATHING MEME I CAN'T HELP BUT LOL

THIS IS SO ME (A MEN)

"YOU SHOULD COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WOMAN" - ME, TO MY WIFE, ON THE REGS

NOW SHE FINALLY HAS A COMEBACK INSTEAD OF JUST CRYING AND RUNNING AWAY

BUT YO, NOT TO TRY AND TOP THIS ALREADY DOPE AND ORIGINAL OBSERVATION BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW A MEN NEVER STOPS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

ALSO THEY HOG THE REMOTE CONTROL

MEANWHILE WOMEN CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR PMS OR WHATEVER

IT'S ALMOST LIKE MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

VENUS RHYMES WITH PENIS WHICH IS SOMETHING MEN USE TO THINK WITH INSTEAD OF THEIR BRAINS

SOMEBODY HOSE ME DOWN I'M ON FIRE

WAIT ONE MORE

I'M GOING TO CALL THIS MEME "INSTRUCTIONS" BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS NO ONE READ IT WHEN IT WAS BEING PUT TOGETHER

ME AND THIS MEME ARE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO-ING RIGHT NOW

PLEASE NOBODY INTERRUPT US




UGH, OH NO TWO MANS GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT

IF THERE'S ANYTHING SADDER THAN HAVING …

Teaser links of the week

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THAT BOY IS TOTES GONNA HAVE A BOY




(PUTS ON SUBLIMINAL LIMBO MUSIC)

"YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT

THEN SEE A DOCTOR FOR YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA, YOU NUT"




CAN'T TALK NOW, FLIPPING THROUGH SOME HOT AND INAPPROPRIATE PICS FROM WORLD WAR II

AKA THE SEXIEST WAR

WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A CURIOUS HISTORIAN

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CURIOUS FOR BOOBS IS WHAT I M--




OK

I THOUGHT PRANKS WERE FUN WHY DO I FEEL SAD AND SCARED





"SO I IMMEDIATELY WENT AND GOT MY BANGS CUT"

"I'M AN O-POSITIVE DIAGONAL BANGS GIRL LIVING WITH A B-NEGATIVE STRAIGHT BANGS FAMILY"

"YOU'D LOOK LIKE THIS TOO IF NO ONE IN YOUR FAMILY WAS STRAIGHT WITH YOU"

I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE

BTW SHE GIVES BLOOD IN BARS?




WTF

"IT HAS A BANANA-- THE BANANAS WORKED!" - MOM

THE BUZZ TUBE- FOR ALL OF THE DAY'S FRESHEST BABY GENITALIA NEWS AND ALSO HOT CELEBRITY GOSSIP

ANYWAY WHAT I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR IS THE WHEREABOUTS OF FEMALE ACTRESSES I USED TO VALUE BASED STRICTLY ON LOOKS AND …