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Spam email of the week

Really having a tough time determining if this means “Yo, your blog is SICK, dawg,” or “Your blog is terrible.” NEVERTHELESS, it needs a doctor. And who better than (check notes) … Willium Scott?

Hey Team,
I have a team? I mean yes, I have a team.
Hope you are doing good !
I am doing OK. The rest of my team (peaks into adjacent room where daughters are arguing over who is a better pretend gymnastics coach as dog barfs on the rug) … not so much.
Your website “” communicates in many different ways to the visitor.
Rarely if ever have I heard the grand impact of my blog described so exquisitely and accurately. It DOES communicate in many ways to the visitor! One way is through the words I write on it. Also sometimes it calls people on the phone. One time it used body language to alert a police officer about a crime in progress.
I see your competitors
I have competitors? Who else is writing about this email and also memes about Phil Collins’s daug…