Spam email of the week
Subject: This could be anything. Turns out it’s everything . Respected chief editor! Well howdy to you, too, “Savitsky Nikita!” And all the staff members! I found a list of all the governors of all the states of USA and tried to send letter to them (but their emails doesn’t work!?). In this letter I inform next: «teachers and coaches tortured your children and all children of the USA with twenty harmful exercises!?... “Governor Jan Brewer’s office. How may I help you?” “Respected gubernatorial assistant!” “...” “My name is Savitsky and I found a list of emails but it won’t go through?! Don’t realize if it’s error on paper or my keyboard contraption device. Anyways, I wish to be granted your USA governor’s correct emails.” “Okaaaay. May I ask what this is in regard to?” “Certainly! I wish to send letters to inform about teachers and coaches torturing USA children with twenty harmful exercises!” “Oh. Alright, uh, are you ready for the cor...