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MSN quick links of the week

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MY ICE CREAM, MY HAND SPATULA




SUGAR RAY LEONARD LOOKS MAD DIFFERENT, SON

MUST BE THE DIABETES (?)




"I'VE LOST MY BELOVED CLASS RING"

"DID YOU LOOK IN THE COUCH"

"YES"

"WELL ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO-- CALL THE NEWS"

(SIX MONTHS OF NEWS STORIES ON KOAT ALBUQUERQUE)

"OH HOLD UP ACTUALLY IT WAS IN THE COUCH, MY BAD"




SAMESIES




BECOME A GLADIATOR

KILL EVERYONE

EARN THE RESPECT OF ROME

GET AN AUDIENCE WITH THE UNJUST KING WHO STOLE YOUR THRONE AND MURDERED YOUR FAMILY

ASK HIM TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD




I FEEL LIKE GOATS IN GENERAL ARE FINALLY HAVING THEIR MOMENT IN THE SUN

I CAN'T EVEN FRONT, GOATS ARE THE BEST




WOW I FEEL BAD FOR WHOEVER HAD TO WHITTLE DOWN SO MANY MEMORABLE OPTIONS




"WE SHOULD WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE PARTS OF VIDEO GAMES THAT EVERYONE GETS STUCK AT"

"GREAT IDEA, WE'LL CALL IT 'TOP TIMES OF PEOPLE GETTING STUCK PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AT THESE PARTS'"

"NO HOW ABOUT, 'STUCK MUCH? TOP 1…

MSN quick links of the week

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WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PHOTOSHOPPED HEADS
HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A LEGITIMATE STOCK PHOTO OF TWO OLDIES DRINKING CHAMPAGNE IN A HOT TUB

I MEAN C'MON

HONEST QUESTION THO: WHEN OLDIES ARE DRINKING CHAMPAGNE IN A HOT TUB, ARE THEY TOASTING TO HOW THEY AVERTED MEDIGAP PLAN F

IF SO, THAT IS GANGSTA




OH NO NOT AGAIN
NOW WHO IS *THAT* GUY
HE LOOKS LIKE JOHN LEGEND MIXED WITH KID FROM KID N’ PLAY
AND HE DEFINITELY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH DISRUPTING A $200 BILLION SOMETHING



THIS ONE FEELS LIKE IT’S BEEN PLANTED TO SEE IF I’LL BITE
I WILL NOT BE TROLLED
MOVING ON


OH WOW WHO’S THAT HANDSOME FELLA

I WANT TO BUY WHATEVER HE IS SELLING




NOT CARRYING PLASTIC STORAGE BINS DOWN CITY STREETS WHILE WEARING FLORAL PANTS IS RULE NO. 1 OF GOOD MANNERS

THIS BITCH THO ... SMH




I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE WORDS




1) "SECRETS YOU DON'T KNOW" IS REDUNDANT

2) THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT DENNY'S THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW, FAM




"WHAT SHOULD WE TITLE THE TEASER FOR …

Rubin Sandwich

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Here are some observations from another outstanding social media community group posting that undermines the intended purpose of social media community groups:
"Rubin""Rubin Sandwich." Neither needs to be capitalized. The is the least of my issues with this, but not not an issue.The subject of this post did not disappoint. It was definitely about a reuben sandwich (or, more specifically, a Rubin Sandwich). When I first saw it pop up I thought, This can't actually be about a reuben sandwich. But it was.Ask a social media community group where to get a reuben sandwich > search Yelp or sites that are more specifically geared to retrieve information about reuben, and other, sandwichesQuestion for Shirley: Does it have to be a good reuben sandwich? Because if not, I could make you a reuben sandwich. I mean, I won't, but I could.Arby's left? In this scenario Arby's is like some mom and pop sandwich shop (eg. Mom & Pop's Sandwich Shoppe) which me…

April Fools from school

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Our oldest daughter had a school project related to April Fools' Day. The assignment: "Write about a time you tricked someone. Then, draw a picture." Let's check in.




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Strong start. There are few things our daughter loves to do more than draw. If I were to list her favorite things, “drawing” would be top three, easy. Except, apparently, when it’s part of an actual school activity. When confronted with the question of why she didn’t draw a picture, she said that she did but it’s, uh, invisible, a claim as true as the story that follows. In her defense, trying to capture this story in picture form would have been … difficult.

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on April Fools day me and my sister went into the bathroom   When the toilet seat was down and put it up and when my mom and dad went to the bathroom they fell in the toilet and when my mom called us we came and she punished us for a week then two days later she realizes that it was april Fools day.

This story has more gla…