Spam email of the week
Subject: Charter a Private Jet Cool! That is something I am always looking to do, a very normal activity amongst my friends and I. Hey, you guys wanna charter a private jet and go to like an island or something? Yeah, mos def, sounds dope to the max! Where should we charter one though? And THAT is where we always get tripped up and subsequently distracted by our kids, lack of disposable income, reality, etc. So this email is PERFECT TIMING. Dear Friends & Fliers, Can I be both? LOL ROTF #frequentflier LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I hope you are doing well. I am! Unless you count the fact that I am sitting here on land and NOT ON A PRIVATE JET. Do you have any upcoming jet charter trips that I can quote for you? Glad you asked, and yes, certainly. Hold on, let me check my "upcoming jet charter trips" calendar ... ... ... ... ... Welp, I am as surprised as you to find out that, no, I somehow do not have any upcoming charter jet trips requiring quotes. I s...