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MSN quick links of the week

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I WONDER WHAT PLACES PAINTERS LOVE



K COOL THANKS

THEY PROLLY LOVE THESE PLACES BECAUSE THEY CAN PAINT THERE

SOME PLACES DON'T LET YOU PAINT THERE

LIKE ANNIE'S PRETZELS

TO CITE BUT ONE EXAMPLE

ANYWAY

BEEN THINKIN' ABOUT INVESTING IN A MINI FOOD PROCESSOR




K COOL THANKS

SO MUCH FOR MY "HUMMUS, PARTY OF ONE" IDEA

ANOTHER THING I'VE BEEN THINKI-





AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMG IS IT GONE

WHEW WOW OK WHERE WERE WE

OH YEAH FOOD




FINALLY

NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY FIRST LADIES HAVE TO KEEP THIS SECRET UNTIL THEY'RE OUT OF OFFICE

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE KNOW NOW

REFINERY29 EDITOR: AND CAN GET A PICTURE OF HER WHERE SHE'S MAKING THE "OOOHHH THAT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE FOOD I JUST DON'T LIKE" FACE

REFINERY29 INTERN: GOT IT




"THE BROMANCE" LOGO PAIRS WELL WITH THIS HEADLINE

WTF




SATISFYING HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE WHY I LOG ON TO THE INTERNET ERRRRRDAY

I CAN TELL YOU WHAT'S *NOT* THE PROBLEM WITH THE GUT MICROB…

Facebook meme of the week

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UHHH IS THAT ALL

IS THERE A PUNCHLINE OR SOMETHING

LIFE LESSON

NAH, JUST A SAD PANDA MEME?

OK I GUESS

LET'S ROLL WITH IT




HERE IS A SEGMENT WE CALL "GREAT MOMENTS IN INTERNET DIALOGUE" COURTESY OF BEVERLY AND ETHAN

TO RECAP

BEVERLY: THIS SAD MEME IS SAD

ETHAN: 'SUP GIRL

BEVERLY: PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD LIKE PANDAS SO BACK OFF

DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS SAD MEME IS SAD




THIS OPINION SEEMS CONTRARIAN





RJ HENIO'S CREW: YA'LL SEEN THAT PANDA MEME

RJ HENIO: OH THAT SAD

RJ HENIO'S CREW: SAY WORD

...

...

(EVERYONE CRIES)




THAT PANDA WILL KILL YOU




WHAT

ARE YOU DRINKING BEER RIGHT NOW JOHN BECAUSE YOUR COMMENT IS GARBLED NONSENSE




THIS KIND OF FISHING FOR INTERNET AFFECTION IS WHY MEMES WERE INVENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE

THANK YOU SAD PANDA MEME, AND THANK YOU EVERYONE

The foot doctor inquiry

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HMMM WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT




YO YO YO PHIL THAT SUCKS M'MAN BUT I HAVE SOME POINTS TO MAKE:

1) TMI

2) AIN'T NOBODY TRYIN' TO THINK ABOUT PHIL'S FEET AT 11:40AM SO CLOSE TO LUNCH DAMN

3) THIS IS A NEIGHBORHOOD SOCIAL MEDIA GROUP FOR LIKE FINDING A LOST CAT OR HAVING A GARAGE SALE OR WHATEVER

4) SAVE THE FOOT STUFF FOR TINDER NA MEAN

5) IS YOUR MISSPELLING SOME TYPE OF FREUDIAN POSITIVE OUTLOOK BECAUSE IF SO:

6) NICE

7) LEMME GUESS YOU NEED A FOOT DOCTOR




IMMA BE HONEST PHIL- HERE ARE THE THINGS I CAN CONFIDENTLY RECOMMEND:

1) INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES

2) REUBEN SANDWICHES

3) DOPE ALBUMS THAT HAVE RECENTLY DROPPED

4) DECENT FOOT DOCTORS

5) CONTACTING YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PROVIDER

6) FOOT PODCASTS

7) A NEW BOOK CALLED HOW TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO SOLICIT PERSONAL MEDICAL ADVICE IN THE AGE OF GOOGLE BY ME

8) CHAPTER ONE: DON'T

9) THAT IS THE WHOLE BOOK

ANYWAY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT NOT INCLUDED AMONG THESE THINGS IS A GREAT FOOT DOCTOR WITH A CAPITAL D

FOR THAT I AM SOR…

Facebook meme of the week

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AT FIRST I WASN'T SURE WHAT IT WAS UNTIL I SAW DUDE SLIDING DOWN IT

IT'S A SLIDE

PRETTY SURE DUDE BROKE HIS COCCYX AFTER THIS RUN

"BARBARA, CANCEL MY MEETING WITH FRANKLIN & ASSOCIATES AND TELL THEM IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SLIDE. I BROKE MY BUTT ... HAVING SEX."

BUT AT LEAST HE YOLO'D




TO FOLLOW UP:

1) NO
2) WHAT
3) YOU WOULD USE THE STAIRS TO GET BACK TO THE TOP. THE STAIRS ARE RIGHT THERE
4) OR THE STAIRS





"... UNLESS THAT GAME IS SLIDING DOWN THE JOURNEY OF LIFE WITH ME FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY. IS THIS INDOOR SLIDE MEME COMMENT THREAD THE RIGHT PLACE TO FIND A SERIOUS WOMAN"




"ALAS IT SEEMS NOT." - RAY (AKA EMMY RAY)




IT *IS* CRAZY THAT HE (MAN PICTURED) REALLY LIKES [THE SLIDE]

BUT NOT AS CRAZY AS YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THIS COMMENT THREAD

SO YOU WIN, HELEN HALL




I DON'T SEE WHY NOT, EDDIE EIDDIE

GUYS- EDDIE EIDDIE LOVES OUR STUFF AND WANTS TO HELP

I DON'T KNOW WHICH ADMINISTRATOR HE NEEDS TO CONSULT WITH BUT LET'S MAKE HIM…