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MSN quick links of the week

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WAY NO. 1: SIT ON A CHAIR






THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR: I NEED INTERESTING IDEAS, GO

INTERN 1: 5 UNBELIEVABLE THINGS TO EAT

THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR: THE DAILY MEAL IS ABOUT PEOPLE, NOT JUST MEALS!

INTERN 2: FIVE PEOPLE WHO WERE EATEN BY UNBELIEVABLE THINGS

THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR: TOO VIOLENT ... BUT YOU COULD CONVINCE ME OVER DRINKS

INTERN 1: FIVE UNBELIEVABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE EATEN THINGS

THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR: OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, WE'LL NEED THE FOOD HISTORIES OF ANNE FRANK AND KEYSER SOZE ... NOT GONNA BE EASY

INTERN 2: FIVE PEOPLE WHO ATE UNBELIEVABLE THINGS

THE DAILY MEAL EDITOR: I LOVE IT- HERE, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME EATING THIS FRISBEE




SIR FIDDLESTICKS GERMPENIS

FLURFFY

REINCE PRIEBUS

BONGTONG-ZIPPY

FEELS LIKE THE ANSWER IS LIMITLESS

TWITCHBLIZZARD

OK I'M DONE



WAIT WHAT





I'VE ONLY VISITED THE ON PLACE IN MAIN AND NEW MEXICO

I'M DYING TO SEE THE ON PLACE IN KANSAS

MY ON FRIEND TOLD ME IT'S ON HECK OF AN ON PLACE





*READS FIRST 10 WORDS OF HEADLINE*

SOUNDS INTERESTING, BUT I'M…

Facebook meme of the week

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THIS MEME HAS IT ALL

A HEADER THAT LETS THE VIEWER KNOW WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR ✅

A SMUG MINION ✅

MAD EMOJIS, SON ✅

A HILARIOUS JOKE I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE THAT MAKES SENSE ✅

PROPER GRAMMAR ✅

ARE MY HOME SKILLETS FEELIN' THIS DOPE MEME

HOLLA ATCHA BOY




THAT IS NOT HOW THE JOKE GOES

DAMMIT CYNTHIA




WTF SAM

SERIOUSLY

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS MEME AGAIN AND IMAGINE YOURSELF REFERENCING EGYPT

I CAN'T EVEN WITH THIS COMMENT

I HATE IT AND I LOVE IT AND I WILL THINK ABOUT IT FOR ETERNITY




THANK YOU NYNVA

NO DOUBT YOUR COMMENT HAS RAISED THE LEVEL OF DISCOURSE HERE

NYNVA HEARD THAT, EVERYONE

NYNVA HEARD THAT




NOPE

HAVE LOTS OF NAMES MUCH?




EVERYONE, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO TOP AN ALREADY PERFECT JOKE




I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL IF GRACE IS ASKING IN EARNEST

EITHER WAY, A+ COMMENT

LOOKS LIKE MY HOME SKILLETS WERE IN FACT FEELIN' THIS DOPE MEME

THANK YOU

#EGYPT

MSN quick links of the week

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[CLICKS LINK, GREETED BY GRAPHIC PICTURE OF BOBBY FLAY TURNING OVER MARINATED SHRIMP ON THE GRILL WITH HIS PENIS]

WELL THAT WAS MY FAULT FOR CLICKING




NO. 3: WEARING HIGH TUBE SOCKS IN A RECLINER? SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS

"I WASN'T CONCERNED ABOUT HAVING A HEART ATTACK UNTIL I CLICKED ON A SPONSORED MSN TEASER LINK AND DISCOVERED MY KEITH VAN HORN-STYLE TUBE SOCKS WERE CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION. GGMVI.VOLUUMTRK.COM SAVED MY LIFE." - SOMEONE, MAYBE





YES

...

BECAUSE

...

THEY'RE

...

FAMOUS




WHAT

THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN A COAL MINER- HE'S SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER TRYING TO PROCESS THIS TERRIBLY CONSTRUCTED HEADLINE

SAMSIES




WITH REGARD TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING HERE: WTF




"ARE WE GETTING TOO HYPERBOLIC ABOUT FLOWER POTS?

ON THE NEXT 60 MINUTES."





DULY NOTED

HOWEVER I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A BLOGGER STAR AND YET HERE I AM WITH ALMOST 50 FOLLOWERS

WE DON'T CHOOSE OUR FATE

THAT SAID SHE'S OFF TO A GOOD START BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HAILEY BALDWIN

THEN AG…

MSN quick links of the week

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CAN’T BELIEVE THESE OLDIES STILL WANT TO DO THINGS BEFORE THEY DIE INSTEAD OF JUST DYING

SMH



WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
CAN’T TALK NOW, I’M VIRTUALLY SWIMMING WITH MY SHIRT ON ALONGSIDE ADAM SANDLER
KIM K IS WEARING A WINTER COAT FYI
“SPLASH NEWS” - FOR ALL OF YOUR CELEBRITIES NEAR WATER INFORMATION




ALL THREE FLAVORS ARE APPLE
WE'VE CONFIRMED
OR WE'VE MADE SOME KIND OF PURCHASING MISTAKE
EITHER WAY ANOTHER INVESTIGATIVE REPORT IN THE BOOKS




I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE WAY I SEE CHEERLEADING BUT IT COULD PROBABLY USE A CHANGE

LET ME CHECK THIS OUT




WOW I NEVER OF THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY




HOLD UP WHITE GIRLS LIKE CHEERLEADING?




THIS HAS BEEN EYE-OPENING




YOU'RE KIDDING




GREAT NAME

TAGLINE: OUR GOAL IS TO ENSURE YOU HAVE XXX-TRA GOOD MANNERS




LOL

THE '96 ST. JOE'S HIGH SCHOOL FALCONS ALSO WOULD HAVE TOPPED THE WARRIORS

IT WAS A DIFFERENT ERA




NAILED IT

THE IMPACT OF THIS NEWS IS ENHANCED BY QUALITY HEADLINE WRITING *AND* HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND LEIS

"AND WITH THIS SIGNATURE WE S…

Facebook meme of the week

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I DID IT
I FOUND THE WORST MEME




SOME OBSERVATIONS
-WHAT
-MR. BEAN MIGHT BE FROM ENGLAND BUT THESE WORDS ARE NOT ENGLISH
-WHY ARE DONALD DUCK AND THE CHESHIRE CAT HERE
-DOES THIS GUY KNOW HE’S IN A DANK MEME ↓



EVEN THE ORGANIZATION THAT PRODUCED THIS MESS IS ONE BIG TYPO


ANYWAY I COULDN’T POSSIBLY LOVE THIS MEME MORE
DOES ANYONE ECHO THAT SENTIMENT


ELEONORE YOUR NAME MIGHT BE WILD BUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS MR. BEAN MEME ARE RIGHT ON POINT



"I SEE YOUR SELF-AFFIRMING MR. BEAN ON THE BEACH WITH DONALD DUCK MEME AND I RAISE YOU A GOPHER WEARING A KANGOL IN A LOUNGE CHAIR EMOJI" - THIS LADY



KATHY J ZBYDNIEWSKI LOVED MR. BEAN’S COMICAL SKITS
PERSONALLY I WAS MORE A FAN OF HIS DRAMATIC WORK
REGARDLESS THE MAIN TAKEAWAY FROM ANY MR. BEAN PERFORMANCE WAS OBVIOUS:
ENJOY YOUR OWN COMPANY THAN EXPECTING SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
WORDS TO LIVE BY


INSPIRATION IDEA: “TO SIR WITH LOVE” FOLLOW-UP SONG CALLED “YES SIR MR. BEAN TRUE” FEATURING A CHORUS OF DONALD DUCK LAUGHS AND AUTO-TUNED MR. B…

Teaser links of the week

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REGISTER YOUR MOPED

COME OUT TO YOUR FAMILY

APPLY FOR A HOME EQUITY LOAN

CHOOSE AN INTERNET BROWSER

TALK TO AN ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON

THIS IS FUN




SURE WHY NOT WHO CARES NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE ANYWAY




CONSPIRACY THEORY: AMY SCHUMER IS NOW MANAGING THE CHAIN-SMOKING BOY'S CAREER AND THEY ARE PRODUCING A SITCOM CALLED "MANNY LOVES GRANNY" WHICH IS A SPINOFF OF MODERN FAMILY BECAUSE YES: CHAIN-SMOKING BOY IS ACTUALLY MANNY

#SKETCHY



"MAKE SURE IT HASN'T CHANGED COLOR BEFORE YOU COOK IT"




"I WAS FARTING THE WHOLE TIME"

"DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT"

"THE CHAIN-SMOKING 2-YEAR-OLD SHOULD PROBABLY NOT BE CHAIN SMOKING"

THIS IS FUN



"WOW I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS THAT ONLY EXIST IN THAT SPECIFIC GEOGRAPHIC LOCATION TO WHICH I HAVE NO INTEREST IN EVER GOING" - ME AFTER READING THIS ARTICLE, WHICH DELIVERED ON WHAT AT FIRST SEEMED TO BE A FAR-FETCHED PROMISE

THESIS: MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THE POTATO CHIPS
SHO…