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Facebook meme of the week

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THIS MEME IS MORE POTENT THAN DRUGS FOR GRANDMAS

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO RECOVER FROM THIS

IMAGINE TRYING TO SEND OUT A MERELY *PLEASANT* GRANDMA-CENTRIC MEME AFTER SEEING THIS

YOU'LL BE LAUGHED OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA SOCIAL MEDIA CLUB

IT'S OVER, THE GAME DONE CHANGED

MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS WHY IS "GRANDMA MISSES ME?" CAPITALIZED BUT NOT "HOLD ON, I'M ON MY WAY"

THEN AGAIN I DID NOT GRADUATE FROM GRANDPARENTS ACADEMY AND THEY MAY ABIDE BY A DIFFERENT GRAMMAR STYLE

BEFORE WE GET TO SOME COMMENTS IT'S WORTH MENTIONING THAT MY RESEARCH (I.E. SKIMMING THROUGH 200+ COMMENTS ON THIS MEME) REVEALS THAT EVERY GRANDSON NOW IS NAMED DECLAN

WITH ONE EXCEPTION


PATTI FEINGOLD SEEMS TO BE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS MEME IS SOLELY FOR HER AND SHE IS SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY THE (SUPER)BABY?

"HE BELONGS TO ME" LOL

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT *DOESN'T* BELONG TO PATTI FEINHOLD AND THAT'S AN APPRECIATION FOR PUNCTUATION

IMAGINE SPENDING THREE WEEKS …

Nextdoor posts of the week

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FILED UNDER CRIME AND SAFETY

ANYONE HAVE ANY LEADS

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT DAN IS OK

NO CHARGES WERE FILED IN THE CASE

THE VICTIM CITED HIS CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES AND WANTED TO GIVE THE SUSPECT A SECOND CHANCE AT A SUCCESSFUL LIFE

IMAGINE DAN LIVING IN A MODERATELY DIVERSE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH EVEN A REMOTE CHANCE OF ACTUAL CRIME HAPPENING

"HELLO POLICE, DAN AGAIN-- SOMEONE IS PEEING IN MY BUSHES WHILE GIVING ME THE MIDDLE FINGER AND I CAN SEE IT ON MY RING DEVICE ... WAIT, THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER ... MY RING DEVICE IS BROKEN, COME QUICKLY WE'RE UNDER ATTACK"

I MEAN THE VIDEO IS THREE SECONDS OF THIS DUDE WALKING BY AND 18 SECONDS OF FRONT LAWN




FOR REAL





NICE WORK BENJAMIN



GREAT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE VERY VISIBLE AND UNPLEASANT RIPS

MY UNCLE IS IN GREAT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE EMPHYSEMA

OUT OF CURIOSITY HOW IS THAT FIXED OTHER THAN WITH ELECTRICAL TAPE

THIS IS ALSO NOT A COUCH IMO

SO TO RECAP: NOT A COUCH, NOT IN GREAT SHAPE, CAN'T BE FIXED

I'LL TAKE IT





WE'LL T…

Facebook meme of the week

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DEAR GRANDSON I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THE MOON AND KITES AND GUITARS AND BEDAZZLED HEARTS AND DOGS AND ICE CREAM AND ROCKETS SO I MADE YOU THIS ... THING

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, IT'S ONLY $5.99



FYI FRAME IS NOT INCLUDED

AND DON'T WORRY, THE OUTSTANDING GRAPHICS WILL DRAW EYES AWAY FROM THE RANDOM CHANGES IN FONT COLOR WHICH NO ONE WILL NOTICE

THIS IS THE PERFECT POSTER FOR ANY GRANDSON'S BEDROOM, LOOKS GREAT IN BETWEEN A POSTER OF STEPH CURRY AND A PICTURE OF SELENA GOMEZ WEARING A BIKINI THAT WAS RIPPED OUT OF US WEEKLY

BUT THIS ALSO WORKS AS A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MEME

ONLY THREE COMMENTS WHICH IS SURPRISING BUT LET'S SEE IF THEY CAPTURE THE SPIRIT OF THIS CREATIVE PROJECT


I'M SORRY THIS CANNOT BE FOR MAMA, THIS IS VERY EXPLICITLY ONLY FOR GRANDSONS

I MEAN C'MON ANTHONIK, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT GENERATION

DID YOU EVEN READ THE MEME, I HIGHLY DOUBT YOUR MAMA LIKES ROCKET SHIPS THAT MUCH

ANTHONIKY SMITHIGRANDMAMA ... THIS IS FOR YOUME, THANK YOU. MY LOVE …