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Cardinals t-shirt of the week

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Obviously this is a great meme turned t-shirt. Any Arizona Cardinals fan would be proud to wear this, and on behalf of all non-Cardinals fans and the general population—thanks for the warning! If you’re looking to anchor your football-watching wardrobe with wit and subtle nuance, this is your best bet … at least until Zubaz creates its highly-anticipated line of domestic violence wear. Now, normally I’m not one to nitpick well-conceived Arizona Cardinals memes and apparel, and this shirt in particular is beyond reproach. Nevertheless, I have to acknowledge the minor detail that it seems as though the yellow guy who was watching the Cardinals and wishing to not be disturbed is the one on the receiving end of otherwise justifiable violence. Possibly sheer rage turned him grey when his wife/child/brother/friend/grandmother had the audacity to enter the room and ask how he preferred his slab of red meat to be cooked. In fact, that is what I’ll assume which, now that I think abo...

Spam email of the week

Subject: tee shirts order I'm not sure if you're looking for t-shirts or shirts with pictures of golf tees on them. Either way, we have it all here at T-/TEE SHIRT EMPORIUM the weekly newspaper. I want to know whether you can have blank tee shirts for sale? When you're looking for blank t-shirts, there are two ways to go about it: 1) Email sporadically until you find someone who sells blank t-shirts. "You're never going to find out if you don't ask." - Tee "Shirt" Johnson, inventor of the t-shirt 2) Go to a t-shirt store or visit a website likely to sell t-shirts. The first way is better. BUT, we don't sell blank t-shirts here at this particular newspaper. :( Only graphic t-shirts with witty phrases like "Newspapers: it's what's for breakfast," and "Hey Internet, virus much?" am looking for blank tee shirts with no screen printing. You should repeat yourself again because I didn't understand wh...