Spam email of the week
Feeling lonely. Wishing someone could introduce me to some products. (logs on to email) Subject: Introduction of products (pumps fist) Dear Sir/Madam, Dear [GENDER UNKNOWN], I am a dude, btw, fwiw. We are Box Marsh located In Pakistan City, Sialkot, specialize in exporting various type of garment. Nice to meet you, Box Marsh! May I also add that you specialize in grabbing my attention :0 :) ;) Our main products are Martial Arts Uniforms,Boxing Gloves, Mixed Martial Arts Equipments, Protectors Wooden Weapon and relative products. Here's the thing about email that makes it so great. Let's say I'm a [GENDER UNKNOWN], just sitting here wanting to do martial arts but I don't have a uniform. Also, what about equipments? You can't just do martial arts without equipments. And it's like, all of my martial arts friends ALREADY have protectors wooden weapon, so all of my martial arts moves - performed naked and without equipments because, again, I have n...