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MSN quick links of the week

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BOSS : GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT STOCK PHOTO FOR THE "BIGGEST PIGS TO ENJOY FRONT PORCHES" ARTICLE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS, PLEASE MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GET USED ELSEWHERE INTERN : SHIT OMG ATTACKED FOR WHAT HIS DISLIKE OF THE 2015 SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW I'LL NEVER KNOW BIGGEST TAKEAWAY: THE BAND RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS HAS A WIFE IS THAT BAD CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE SHOT THE NEIGHBOR FROM HOME ALONE THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO IS WITHHOLDING THE WORD "HAVE" FROM THIS HEADLINE YOU JUST GOT SERVED, HISTORYINORBIT I'M SURE THEY WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN "HMMM, FEELS LIKE WE WOULD REMEMBER THAT ONE REGARDLESS" -PUBLIC OK UNFORTUNATELY WHAT I NEED IS GEENA DAVIS'S DARKENING SCRUB FOR BRIGHT SPOTS NEVERTHELESS THIS IS A GOOD NEWS ARTICLE THAT I WILL READ WATCH BOSS : I WANT YOU TO RESEARCH THE WEIRDEST FOOD FACTS IN EVERY STATE INTERN : WHAT DOES THAT E

Spam email of the week

Dear Sir, Hello there. This letter is a final warning notice This is an email.  This is the first warning notice.  This is not a warning. regarding the death of Late Edward (last name withheld), “death of Late” is redundant “Late” need not be capitalized. A last name would be helpful. wife and only daughter while on holiday at Louisiana USA Imagine asking someone where they’re spending their family vacation and they respond, “WE’RE GOING ON HOLIDAY AT LOUISIANA USA.” I put that in CAPS because that’s the only way a person who would ever speak like this would communicate. in the August 2005 Atlantic hurricane Katrina disaster. This email is timely. According to the laws of England and Wales, Seems relevant re: Katrina. section 46 of the Administration of Estates Act of 1925 (with subsequent amendments). Neither coherent nor a sentence. That said, please don't preach to me about foreign laws of which I am obviously already

MSN quick links of the week

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YOU DO YOUR THING BOSTON GRADS, ABOUT TIME THE AUTO INDUSTRY GOT ITS JUST COMEUPPANCE HOW DO I GET THIS LINK INTO A TIME CAPSULE SO FUTURE GENERATIONS UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WE'RE ALL ABOUT HOLD UP IS THIS ... ARE WE TALKING GRADS FROM BOSTON TECH UNIVERSITY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUDE I AM WORRIED THE AUTO INDUSTRY CLAPPED BACK THANK YOU FOR SPECIFYING "ADULT'S" BECAUSE I LEARNED THE HARD WAY THAT A FOOD PROCESSOR IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH THE LIL' TIKES COOK N' LEARN IT DOESN'T HAVE A GFI ANYWAY I WILL LOOK INTO THIS THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A POT, WHICH I'VE HEARD SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT LET US EAT THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHAPED ICE CREAM SANDWICH FOR MORTALITY REMAINS OUR HELPLESS FATE OMG IS THERE A DEAD TECH  GRAD ON THE FLOOR TOUGH TO SAY BUT YES I JUST ... NOW WHO'S *THIS* GUY A PERIOD COMES AFTER A SENTENCE WHICH THIS IS NOT BOOM, ROASTED TRADER JOE'S MAC & CHEESE BITES

MSN quick links of the week

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NO. 33 TEACH YOUR TWEEN DAUGHTER TO PLAY GUITAR MY OUTDOOR PILATES CLASS IS TAUGHT BY A SHIRTLESS BIOLOGIST WHO LIVES BEHIND PIZZA HUT HE TOLD ME THE NEW DEFINITION OF AGING IS "PROCESS BY WHICH YOU MEET ME FOR A DRINK LATER" THE THING THAT MOST IMPACTS MY CAR-DRIVING EXPERIENCE IS MY CAR KEYS OH I GET IT, COOLEST HOW ARE THERE 10 ICE HOTELS MY OVER/UNDER FOR NUMBER OF WORLDWIDE ICE HOTELS WAS ZERO ICE HOTELS IMAGINE YOU'RE AN ICE HOTEL THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT HERE WHAT THE HELL IS SNOWSHOEING HERE WAS MY JOKE: "NO. 4 DON'T DRINK SO MUCH RED WINE" THEN I THOUGHT I BET THAT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE THINGS GOOD STUFF REPLACE "BEST" WITH "WORST" AND YOU CAN HAVE MY CLICK I WANT TO SHAKE THE HAND OF THE INTERN WHO HAD TO SIFT THROUGH DOZENS OF CELEBRITY PASTA-EATING PHOTOS TO DETERMINE THE SWEET 16 SEE HIS WAR ROOM WHITEBOARD HUGH JACKMAN + ROTINI  TOO PEDESTRIAN PLEASE