Spam email of the week
Subject: Re I hate you. Hello! Hello! I hope you don't mind me contacting you. Not at all, Dmitriy Golovin [nikogdin@yandex.ru]! I am just sitting here at my full-time job for which I have a laundry list of daily responsibilities that - let's be honest - can wait while I open this email regarding nothing that was sent to me by a robot with a misspelled name that is at at odds with the BS email address for which it's associated. What's good, Dmitriy? I enjoy collecting souvenirs from various corners of the wide world and this has turned into a hobby. OK. This is good for me to know. I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU DMITRIY. I wish you a long, fruitful existence of caressing your souvenirs lovingly when you are not busy sending out emails to random people about how much you love your souvenirs. Is it OK if I get back to work no- I was hoping that you would be kind and send me a little something. Uhhh I have received gifts from all over the world, including han...