Scene: Face Time session yesterday evening between my wife and daughters and my in-laws:Wife: Dad, I've been telling the girls about this - do you remember the song you used to sing to me before bed when I was little?
Wife: DAD! You honestly don't remember? You sang it to me every night before bed! Then you bought me the music box that played the same song.
Dad: Ha, ha ... yeah, yeah, yeah ... (distracted)
Wife: C'mon, Dad, you seriously can't remember?
Dad: I don't know, I just ... Tiger Woods?
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