Facebook meme of the day

HUSBAND DONE GOT LOST ON THAT THERE DESERT ISLAND LIKE THREE YEARS AGO

BEEN WAITING FOR HIM TO HOLLA BACK EVER SINCE

NONE OF THESE BOTTLES BE HIS, THOUGH

"DEAR BARBARA, MY LOVE FOR YOU IS UNDYING, UNLIKE MY PHYSICAL BODY, WHICH IS BEING RAVAGED BY UNKNOWN ISLAND SPECIES. TELL THE WORLD MY STORY."

PFFT

B*TCH PLEASE I AIN'T BARBARA

NOT SURE HOW MANY HUSBANDS WERE ON THAT SHIP

OR WHERE THEY BE GETTIN' THEIR BOTTLES FROM

THIS ONE JUST SAYS "WE DEAD LOL"

IF ONLY MATT COULD DOGGIE PADDLE

BUT IMMA BE PATIENT

IMMA JUST STAND HERE IN A POWER SUIT WAIST DEEP IN THE SEA WHILE HOLDING AN UMBRELLA

ELLA ELLA ELLA

CAN'T GET THE DOME WET

JUST GOT THE HERRRR DID

GOTTA LOOK GOOD FOR THE DUDES YA KNOW?

CAN'T WAIT AROUND FOREVER

BUT IMMA BE PATIENT