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IS THIS AN ARBITRARY NUMBER OR IS IT JOE DIMAGGIO'S BIRTHDAY

ALSO ARE YOU SAYING LIFE COACHES WON'T TELL ME THESE SECRETS FOR FREE, LIKE I DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM TO NOT TELL ME

ONE TIME I PAID A LIFE COACH $500 TO NOT TELL ME 56 SECRETS AND I FELT LIKE I GOT RIPPED OFF

OR ARE YOU SAYING LIFE COACHES WON'T TELL ME THE SECRETS UNLESS I PAY THEM BUT YOU WILL TELL ME THE SECRETS FOR FREE

EITHER WAY I AM NOT BITING

IF ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE NORMALIZING LIFE COACHES

OK FINE I WILL CLICK

WHAT

HOLD UP I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONSUMING FOOD EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE?

ME: DOC PLEASE HELP, I AM EATING LITERALLY ALL THE TIME AND I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD, WHAT DO THE NEW GUIDELINES SAY

DOC: (FLIPPING THROUGH NEW GUIDELINES) UHH TAKE SOME CARE

ME: WHAT

DOC: IT SAYS TAKE SOME CARE

ME: ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD STOP

DOC: YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME CARE

ME: WHAT KIND OF CARE

DOC: FOOD CARE? I DON'T KNOW, JUST TAKE SOME OKAY

ME: WHAT DID THE OLD GUIDELINES SAY

DOC: TO TAKE LUCK

ME: WHAT

DOC: LOL GET OUT

UM YES? NO?

MORE LIKE SEX WAYS (?)

FRIED CHICKEN NEWS IS TRENDING FOR DIFFERENT REASONS IN EVERY RESPECTIVE U.S. STATE?

HAVE A MOMENT, FRIED CHICKEN

THIS IMPLIES THAT WHAT I ALREADY KNOW TO BE TRUE ABOUT WHAT WENT ON BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MIGHT IN FACT BE FALSE

COLOR ME INTRIGUED

SO YEAH I CLICKED

TURNS OUT THEY MOSTLY TALKED ABOUT WHAT THE NEXT JEEP WRANGLER GRILLE WOULD LOOK LIKE

AND A FEW OF THEM STRETCHED OUT THEIR FEBRUARY PAYCHECKS TOGETHER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN