Facebook meme of the week
MORE LIKE *ALL* OF THE PROBLEM
WHAT A SIMPLER TIME, WHEN SNAPPIN’ GREEN BEANS WITH
GRAM-GRAM MADE ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS MELT AWAY
IF KIDS THESE DAYS SPENT MORE TIME SNAPPIN’ GREEN BEANS THAN
SNAPPIN’ NECKS ON MORTAL KOMBAT WE WOULDN’T HAVE AIDS
“GRANDMA MY FRIEND BILLY SAYS RACISM IS BAD” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)
“HMMM, BILLY YOU SAY? DARK-SKINNED FELLA WHO LIVES DOWN BY
OL’ MAN SCOOTER’S INN?” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)
“YEAH GRANDMA. I MEAN, HE’S NICE AND ALL BUT HE’S ALSO KIND
OF ANGRY ABOUT STUFF, LIKE WHEN WE PLAY THE GAME ‘IGNORE BILLY AND WHISPER
ABOUT HOW HE’S DIFFERENT” (SNAPS GREEN
BEAN)
“WELL IT’S LIKE MY GRANDMA USED TO SAY TO ME WHEN WE WUZ
SNAPPING THESE HERE GREEN BEANS AFTER THAT EYE-TALIAN FAMILY HAD JUST MOVED TO
THE BLOCK– WHEN THE PIGEON FLIES DUE SOUTHWEST, YOU CAN EITHER WONDER WHERE HE
GOIN’ OR GET TO MAKIN’ THE POT PIE” (SNAPS
GREEN BEAN)
“OK YEAH I GUESS, I JUST … WHAT” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)
“YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU’RE OLDER AND HAVE A DEEPER WELL
OF MISINFORMATION FROM WHICH TO DRAW FOLKSY NONSENSE” (TAKES SHOT OF VODKA)
“OH OK” (SNAPS GREEN
BEAN)
…
(LOTS OF GREEN BEAN
SNAPPIN’)
…
“GRANDMA” (SNAPS GREEN
BEAN)
“YES DEAR” (SNAPS
GREEN BEAN)
“WILL WE EVER HAVE A PRESIDENT FROM A BIG CITY WHO GREW UP RICH
AND ENTITLED BUT WHO APPEALS TO OUR SMALL TOWN IDEALS IN THAT HE IS RACIST” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)
“I SURE HOPE SO” (LEANS
BACK IN ROCKING CHAIR) “I SUUUUUUUURE HOPE SO”
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