Friday, February 03, 2017

Facebook meme of the week


MORE LIKE *ALL* OF THE PROBLEM

WHAT A SIMPLER TIME, WHEN SNAPPIN’ GREEN BEANS WITH GRAM-GRAM MADE ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS MELT AWAY

IF KIDS THESE DAYS SPENT MORE TIME SNAPPIN’ GREEN BEANS THAN SNAPPIN’ NECKS ON MORTAL KOMBAT WE WOULDN’T HAVE AIDS

“GRANDMA MY FRIEND BILLY SAYS RACISM IS BAD” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“HMMM, BILLY YOU SAY? DARK-SKINNED FELLA WHO LIVES DOWN BY OL’ MAN SCOOTER’S INN?” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“YEAH GRANDMA. I MEAN, HE’S NICE AND ALL BUT HE’S ALSO KIND OF ANGRY ABOUT STUFF, LIKE WHEN WE PLAY THE GAME ‘IGNORE BILLY AND WHISPER ABOUT HOW HE’S DIFFERENT” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“WELL IT’S LIKE MY GRANDMA USED TO SAY TO ME WHEN WE WUZ SNAPPING THESE HERE GREEN BEANS AFTER THAT EYE-TALIAN FAMILY HAD JUST MOVED TO THE BLOCK– WHEN THE PIGEON FLIES DUE SOUTHWEST, YOU CAN EITHER WONDER WHERE HE GOIN’ OR GET TO MAKIN’ THE POT PIE” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“OK YEAH I GUESS, I JUST … WHAT” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU’RE OLDER AND HAVE A DEEPER WELL OF MISINFORMATION FROM WHICH TO DRAW FOLKSY NONSENSE” (TAKES SHOT OF VODKA)

“OH OK” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)


(LOTS OF GREEN BEAN SNAPPIN’)


“GRANDMA” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“YES DEAR” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“WILL WE EVER HAVE A PRESIDENT FROM A BIG CITY WHO GREW UP RICH AND ENTITLED BUT WHO APPEALS TO OUR SMALL TOWN IDEALS IN THAT HE IS RACIST” (SNAPS GREEN BEAN)

“I SURE HOPE SO” (LEANS BACK IN ROCKING CHAIR) “I SUUUUUUUURE HOPE SO”

1 comment:

troy said...

It's funny because it's true. Well, it's true, anyway.