Friday, February 17, 2017

MSN quick links of the week



CAN’T TALK NOW, NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT MOVIE MOST AROUSED MY NEWBORN BABY GENITALS



FINALLY I CAN SELECT THE PERFECT POST-TRAVEL OMELET

FOR YEARS I'VE BEEN ORDERING A WESTERN OMELET AFTER OUR ANNUAL WEEK-LONG STAY AT LAKE TAHOE

WASN'T CUTTING IT

I WOULD OFTEN HAVE TO CALL OUT AN EXTRA DAY OF WORK DUE TO TRAVEL *AND* OMELET FATIGUE

BUT NO MORE

"YES I WOULD LIKE YOUR FINEST CHICKEN OMELET LIGHTLY WARMED WITH A MINI HAIR DRYER"

"PREPARE TO RESET, BODY"


WOW I DID NOT REALIZE THAT

I MEAN NO SHIT YOU BIG GALOOF

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED AN OMELET



IF I WERE EDITOR OF PEOPLE, FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT, I WOULD HAVE REMOVED "AFTER LATEST FLYING INCIDENT" FROM THIS HEADLINE

THAT SAID, I CAN'T BELIEVE HARRISON FORD HAS THE BALLS TO BE OUT IN PUBLIC USING AND PURSUING VARIOUS MODES OF TRANSPORTATION

HE SHOULD BE HOME REPENTING FOR GETTING IN A PLANE CRASH AND VOWING NEVER TO FLY AGAIN

AS SOMEONE WHO IS FULLY INVESTED IN HARRISON FORD'S PERSONAL HOBBIES, I AM DISAPPOINTED




I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS A CONNECTION

REMINDS ME OF THE TIME PAPA JOHN PAID HARRIET TUBMAN'S UTILITY BILLS




WHY WOULD WE EVEN DOUBT KELLY RIPA'S GUAC HACKS IN THE FIRST PLACE

WHO HAVE WE BECOME AS A SOCIETY

1 comment:

troy said...

If it's ok, I actually have questions or observations about all of these except the first one, which I think you wrapped up pretty well:

-- WHAT.

tf is Anthony Bourdain doing to that bird, and do I want to know how it makes the eggs come out?

-- A politics link from MSNBC? I thought these were all clickbait from irreputable sources. What the hell is this doing here?

-- Actually, it wasn't him that crashed the Falcon on Jakku. Someone stole it from him. 's true. Look that shit up on wookiepedia.

-- The Harriet Tubman line made me laugh the hardest, and I found this strange, for some reason. But also, and again, this story is true! You can find it on cnn.com and all sorts of real sites. What is it doing here?

-- 'Guac Hack'