Blog post comment of the week

My name is Mrs Sharon Sim.

Hi, Mrs. Sharon Sim.

I live in Singapore and i am a happy woman today?

Are you asking me? Sure, you seem happy. But I suppose it ultimately depends on how you define hap-

and i told my self that any lender that rescue my family from our poor situation, i will refer any person that is looking for loan to him,

“I told myself a long time ago—if I can find a person to rescue me and my family from poverty by loaning me hundreds of thousands of dollars, I will refer all of my friends to that person. It’s the least I could do, and will in fact be the only thing I do because I have no means to pay back hundreds of thousands of dollars at a 73% interest rate. Neither do my friends, but this is all semantics. The point is that I have thought about this.” – Mrs. Sharon Sim

 he gave me happiness to me and my family, i was in need of a loan of S$250,000.00 to start my life all over as i am a single mother with 3 kids I met this honest and GOD fearing man loan lender

“So I basically need to hit the reset button on my life. How much do you think that would cost, relative to my current situation in Singapore plus inflation?”

“Hmmm, let’s see … (counts heads of children behind her) … three kids … (typing in calculator) … single mother … life reset processing fee … (looks up) two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.”

“Seems fair. Now, before I agree to not pay back this significant loan, tell me, sir—are you a God-fearing man loan lender?”

“Uhhh … yes?”

“Okay, whew. Where do I sign?”

 that help me with a loan of S$250,000.00 SG. Dollar, he is a GOD fearing man,

Without hyperbole I can safely say that this is the most God-fearing loan lender I have ever heard about in the comments section of my blog.

if you are in need of loan and you will pay back the loan

I understand how loans work. Do you though?

please contact him tell him that is Mrs Sharon, that refer you to him. contact Dr Purva Pius,

The God-Fearing Loan Doctor. I’m sold.

Should be Missed opportunity. (Although we can all agree that the Gmail factor lends an air of legitimacy to this whole sitch.)

Thank you.

Dear Dr. Purva Pius,

I was referred to you by Mrs. Sharon Sim, who spam commented on my blog one time. She tells me you are very God-fearing, and I also see that you are Pius, literally (LOL). Anyway, I need a $300,000 loan. Sure, I could go through more traditional channels, but emailing you based on the recommendation of an illiterate non-person seems as good a method as any based on my credit score considering current industry trends. Make me a happy man today? Please don't take that sexually. Love, Mike 


troy said…
Do you think either Purva or Pius is a real name? I know someone named Purvi, so maybe, right? Ahhhh I got nothin.
mkenny59 said…
My great-grandfather was Purva O'Kenny, so yes.

I mean no, he wasn't. And I don't know.
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