Tuesday, February 07, 2017

MSN quick links of the week


IS THIS AN ARBITRARY NUMBER OR IS IT JOE DIMAGGIO'S BIRTHDAY

ALSO ARE YOU SAYING LIFE COACHES WON'T TELL ME THESE SECRETS FOR FREE, LIKE I DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM TO NOT TELL ME

ONE TIME I PAID A LIFE COACH $500 TO NOT TELL ME 56 SECRETS AND I FELT LIKE I GOT RIPPED OFF

OR ARE YOU SAYING LIFE COACHES WON'T TELL ME THE SECRETS UNLESS I PAY THEM BUT YOU WILL TELL ME THE SECRETS FOR FREE

EITHER WAY I AM NOT BITING

IF ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE NORMALIZING LIFE COACHES

OK FINE I WILL CLICK



WHAT




HOLD UP I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONSUMING FOOD EVERY SECOND OF MY LIFE?

ME: DOC PLEASE HELP, I AM EATING LITERALLY ALL THE TIME AND I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD OR BAD, WHAT DO THE NEW GUIDELINES SAY

DOC: (FLIPPING THROUGH NEW GUIDELINES) UHH TAKE SOME CARE

ME: WHAT

DOC: IT SAYS TAKE SOME CARE

ME: ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD STOP

DOC: YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME CARE

ME: WHAT KIND OF CARE

DOC: FOOD CARE? I DON'T KNOW, JUST TAKE SOME OKAY

ME: WHAT DID THE OLD GUIDELINES SAY

DOC: TO TAKE LUCK

ME: WHAT

DOC: LOL GET OUT



UM YES? NO?


MORE LIKE SEX WAYS (?)


FRIED CHICKEN NEWS IS TRENDING FOR DIFFERENT REASONS IN EVERY RESPECTIVE U.S. STATE?

HAVE A MOMENT, FRIED CHICKEN




THIS IMPLIES THAT WHAT I ALREADY KNOW TO BE TRUE ABOUT WHAT WENT ON BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MIGHT IN FACT BE FALSE

COLOR ME INTRIGUED

SO YEAH I CLICKED

TURNS OUT THEY MOSTLY TALKED ABOUT WHAT THE NEXT JEEP WRANGLER GRILLE WOULD LOOK LIKE

AND A FEW OF THEM STRETCHED OUT THEIR FEBRUARY PAYCHECKS TOGETHER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

5 comments:

troy said...

Did you ever see that store Take Good Care somewhere around where Route 22 gets to Elizabeth? When I was at the Courier News, the whole Sports desk used to say it all the time.

troy said...

Also wondering whether there's necessarily something wrong with me just because I am singing the first line of this post over and over in my head to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody

Ryder Author Resources said...

Thanks, Troy. Now I am too.

mkenny59 said...

Samsies. I'm kind of enjoying it, actually. Good call.

Olivia said...

hmmmm ok