Facebook meme of the week

HEART TOUCHING FUN

DON’T THINK I WOULD HAVE CONNECTED TO THIS MEME IF IT WERE JUST ANY OL’ ANGRY LIZARD

BUT THIS HIP LIZARD WITH THE SIDEWAYS BASEBALL CAP AND CIGARETTE REALLY DRIVE THE POINT HOME

THE POINT IS GO TO HELL

GRAMMAR RULE: WHEN TELLING SOMEONE TO GO TO HELL, USE ELLIPSES IN DESCENDING ORDER BY DOTS

ME: YES HI SO I DON’T LIKE SOMEONE AND I WANT TO BUY A MAP WITH HELL ON IT SO I CAN GO THERE

CASHIER: UH WE HAVE MAPS BUT NO HELL MAPS

ME: WHAT THE HELL

CASHIER: I’M NOT ONE TO GET ALL UP IN PERSONAL BUSINESS BUT WOULDN’T IT BE BETTER TO RESOLVE YOUR DIFFERENCES WITH THIS PERSON RATHER THAN VOLUNTARILY SUBJECT YOURSELF TO ETERNAL DAMNATION

ME: WELL IT’S NOT SO MUCH A PERSON AS IT IS A VERY ANGRY BUT HIP LIZARD

CASHIER: ….. …. …

WHAT DO THE PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY

THANK YOU SHELL ROUNDTREE

YOU ALWAYS COME CORRECT WITH THE EMOJIS

PRETTY SURE THAT’S IMPLIED BUT THANK YOU

YOU ARE GOOD AT ADDING TO MEMES WITH MORE DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS, BERYLK FELTS

IT’S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, DON’T POST PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SMOKING LIZARD MEMES ON FACEBOOK IF YOU’VE JOINED A CULT

IT *WILL* BACKFIRE

PERSON: IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME GO BUY A MAP GET A CAR AND GO TO HELL

ESSIE: FINE I WILL, BUT I DON’T NEED A CAR

PERSON: FINE

ESSIE: I’M GONNA WALK TO HELL

PERSON: OK YEAH WHATEVER

ESSIE: BUT I’M STILL GONNA NEED A MAP

PERSON: OK I DON’T CARE

ESSIE: BUT WITH THE MAP I’M GONNA WALK ON YOUR FACE

PERSON: WHAT

ESSIE: BOOM ROASTED

PERSON: NO, NO ONE IS ROASTED, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

ESSIE: UH I’M GONNA GET A MAP TO WALK ON YOUR FACE WITH, I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT

PERSON: IT JUST DOESN’T MA-

ESSIE: BASICALLY I TURNED AROUND YOUR DISS AND MADE IT A MUCH BETTER DISS

PERSON: NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

ESSIE: I RUINED EVERYTHING ON YOUR FACE

PERSON: OH MY GOSH I AM LEAVING

ESSIE: