Blog post comment of the week

My name is Mrs Sharon Sim.

Hi, Mrs. Sharon Sim.

I live in Singapore and i am a happy woman today?

Are you asking me? Sure, you seem happy. But I suppose it ultimately depends on how you define hap-

and i told my self that any lender that rescue my family from our poor situation, i will refer any person that is looking for loan to him,

“I told myself a long time ago—if I can find a person to rescue me and my family from poverty by loaning me hundreds of thousands of dollars, I will refer all of my friends to that person. It’s the least I could do, and will in fact be the only thing I do because I have no means to pay back hundreds of thousands of dollars at a 73% interest rate. Neither do my friends, but this is all semantics. The point is that I have thought about this.” – Mrs. Sharon Sim

 he gave me happiness to me and my family, i was in need of a loan of S$250,000.00 to start my life all over as i am a single mother with 3 kids I met this honest and GOD fearing man loan lender

“So I basically need to hit the reset button on my life. How much do you think that would cost, relative to my current situation in Singapore plus inflation?”

“Hmmm, let’s see … (counts heads of children behind her) … three kids … (typing in calculator) … single mother … life reset processing fee … (looks up) two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.”

“Seems fair. Now, before I agree to not pay back this significant loan, tell me, sir—are you a God-fearing man loan lender?”

“Uhhh … yes?”

“Okay, whew. Where do I sign?”

 that help me with a loan of S$250,000.00 SG. Dollar, he is a GOD fearing man,

Without hyperbole I can safely say that this is the most God-fearing loan lender I have ever heard about in the comments section of my blog.

if you are in need of loan and you will pay back the loan

I understand how loans work. Do you though?

please contact him tell him that is Mrs Sharon, that refer you to him. contact Dr Purva Pius,

The God-Fearing Loan Doctor. I’m sold.

via email:(urgentloan22@gmail.com)

Should be Godfearingloandoctor@gmail.com. Missed opportunity. (Although we can all agree that the Gmail factor lends an air of legitimacy to this whole sitch.)

Thank you.

Dear Dr. Purva Pius,

I was referred to you by Mrs. Sharon Sim, who spam commented on my blog one time. She tells me you are very God-fearing, and I also see that you are Pius, literally (LOL). Anyway, I need a $300,000 loan. Sure, I could go through more traditional channels, but emailing you based on the recommendation of an illiterate non-person seems as good a method as any based on my credit score considering current industry trends. Make me a happy man today? Please don't take that sexually. Love, Mike