Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Spam email of the week

Subject: Brazilian Singer Priscilla Brings WorldCup2014 to Hollywood!!!

FINALLY, HOLLYWOOD IS INVOLVED

Brazilian singer Priscilla released today on Vevo Her Exclusive Music Video
for The WorldCup2014 Brazil


EXCLUSIVE TO WHO EXACTLY IF I - MIKE - AM RECEIVING THIS INFO?

and Has Already listeners saying Her Music is Way better than Pitbull and Shakira.

WHY YOU GOTTA BRING PITBULL INTO THIS

ALSO: THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH LOL

SORRY, PITBULL J/K YOU ARE GOOD AT MUSIC

/NOT SORRY/

The Music Video was Directed by Britney Spears Circus Tour Choreographer ( Andre Fuentes)

AIR OF LEGITIMACY: NAILED

and The Song VAI (Go!) been produced in Hollywood.

WELL I'M CONVINCED, PLEASE WAIT HERE WHILE I VAI NOT LISTEN TO IT

Priscilla wrote the new Song VAI (Go) in tribute to the World CupBrazil2014.

HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT INSPIRE THE BEST SINGER-SONGWRITERS

LOVE

INJUSTICE

HEARTBREAK

HUMONGOUS SOCCER TOURNAMENTS THAT REQUIRE TRIBUTE VIDEOS DIRECTED BY PEOPLE WHO DID THINGS CALLED A BRITNEY SPEARS CIRCUS

PRISCILLA > DYLAN

Vai is a very energetic, unique and never heard before Sound created
to inspire people from everywhere around the World.


WHAT IS THIS SOUND I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE? HAVE I DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN AND THIS IS THE ANGELIC HUM OF ECSTASY I HAVE ONLY READ ABOUT? OR MAYBE IT IS PITBULL?

No, it's "Vai," by Priscilla.

OH. I AM SO INSPIRED.

To what?

PLAY SOCCER? LET'S VAI DO THAT. DO YOU HAVE A SOCCER BALL?

No. But I know someone who does.




6 comments:

The Junior Junkie said...

Such meaty upper arms yet such a tiny pelvis. We must invest in this woman's music, stat.

mkenny59 said...

TJJ, how dare you objectify Priscilla! She is a true artist, as evidenced by the fact that she sometimes referees soccer games. With a wind machine.

Anonymous said...

You guys should do some research before putting this information as Spam.
All the information above is true, Priscilla writes her own songs alone, she did a music in Hollywood with Adrian Swiss team , and she is working with Andre fuentes .

You guys are stupid assholes

mkenny59 said...

I don't think anyone was arguing that this information was untrue, just that it was weird and poorly written and sent en masse to undisclosed recipients via robot marketing, hence: spam. I mean, the picture alone proves that this is oh so very true and real.

The one who should be really upset is Pitbull, if you ask me.

But I won't argue that I am a stupid a-hole. (I am the only one who works here.)

The Junior Junkie said...

I looked the song/video up on YouTube. It's a lot better muted what with the tiny-pelvised redhead bouncing this way and that in a tiny referee outfit with leather straps. It's everything you should expect to come out of Brazil.

And yeah, Anonymous pretty much nailed it. This is a thing that exists and, therefore, should not be mocked.

Who is this Adrian Swissteam?

FUCKSTUPIDSPAMPEOPLE said...

Mkenny59 and the junior junkie( You guys are Junkies and Spams yourself)

Priscilla is Absolutely Gorgeous and Talented. The Brazilian Beauty hurts !!!!!
You guys obviously not used to see and Appreciate Good Looking Women,
We get it!