Monday, June 30, 2014

Facebook meme(s) of the day


HA HA HA HA SQUAT MEMES

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS BUT HE LOOKS MEAN AND MAD

THAT YOU'RE NOT SQUATTING MORE

YOU SHOULD SQUAT MORE

OTHER PEOPLE ARE INVESTED IN HOW OFTEN YOU SQUAT, APPARENTLY

IF SQUATTING IS HURTING YOUR VAGINA FOR REAL, YOU'RE PROBS DOING IT WRONG

JUST SAYING

PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

BUT I'M NOT A PHYSICAL THERAPIST LIKE SQUATACUS O'ER THERE

HE IS THE AUTHORITY ON SQUATTING

AND VAGINA INJURIES (?)

(SAFE TO ASSUME WE'RE TALKING LEG EXERCISES HERE AND NOT OCCUPYING ABANDONED HOUSES)

(WHICH, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, DOESN'T ADVERSELY AFFECT VAGINAS)

THIS MEME SEEMS HELLA SPECIFIC

ISOLATED MEME MARKETING

TARGET: MEATHEAD SQUAT DUDES WHO ARE LEGIT OFFENDED AT OTHER DUDES' LACK OF SQUATTAGE

I CAN'T IMAGINE SQUAT MEMES ARE A THING


OH MY BAD THEY'RE A THING

MAURY SQUAT MEMES

GO GET 'EM MAURY

BRINGING DEADBEAT DADS AND LYING-ASS NON-LEG EXERCISERS TO JUSTICE SINCE 1991

YEAH BUT DOES MAURY SQUAT LOL

OH HE BE SQUATTIN'

#MAURY #SQUATMEMES

SERIOUSLY THOUGH YOU SHOULD SQUAT MORE


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1 comment:

Monica Nissley said...

Squatacus? I just projected saliva all over my phone from laughing so abruptly! Genius!