Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Facebook meme of the day
Juanita: /groggy/ Hello?
Juanita: Who is this?
ME: IT'S ME YOUR BEST FRIEND MIKE FROM THE INTERNET.
Juanita: What's a ... what's wrong? Is everything okay?
ME: JUST WATCHED BEACHES FOR LIKE THE THIRD TIME TONIGHT, I CAN'T EVEN.
Juanita: Why are you ... what? It's past midnight ... my kids have school in the morning.
ME: YOU SHARED THAT FACEBOOK MEME, THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
Juanita: Honestly, I just share things like that sometimes. I haven't seen you since high school. This is really weird and I am going to defriend you tomorrow.
ME: YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.
Juanita: /hangs up/