Facebook meme of the week
WOW THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE
STEP ASIDE BEST FRIEND-- MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP
THERE ARE TOO MANY BUTTERFLIES IN THIS MEME TO NOT BE TALKING ABOUT BUTTERFLIES IMO
I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN "A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY WHO SPROUTS INTO YOUR BEST FRIEND"
DO BUTTERFLIES SPROUT
A DAUGHTER IS LIKE A CATERPILLAR WHO IS JUST THERE IN YOUR HOUSE FOR 18 YEARS BUT WHO THEN TURNS INTO A BUTTERFLY WHO IS ALSO YOUR BEST FRIEND AND CAN NOW BE IN YOUR FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE OR WHATEVER
DOES ANYONE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER
"ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE LEAST ABOUT MY SHITS TIRING DAUGHTER IS THAT SHE'S ALWAYS PARKING, I MEAN WTF TAKE THE BUS OR SOMETHING"
THIS COMMENT IS ON BRAND WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT DT REALLY REALLY LOVES HIS DAUGHTER
WELL ONE OF THEM AT LEAST
THE RUSSIAN BOTS AREN'T EVEN TRYING AT THIS POINT
THIS COMMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE "SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT A PRESIDENT WITH A QUESTIONABLE PAST" MEME (WHICH ALSO STRANGELY FEATURED BUTTERFLIES) BUT WHO EVEN CARES
WELL GOSH DARN IT SOMEBODY CARES
I COMMEND JENI HUNTER'S GENUINE ATTEMPT TO MODERATE THIS THREAD
CAN'T ALLOW THIS IMPORTANT DISCUSSION TO VEER OFF COURSE
SPEAKING OF
I WONDER WHY YOUR DAUGHTERS WORRY ABOUT YOU, YOU SEEM STABLE AND GOOD AT MAKING WORDS
ALSO, YOUR SON LIVES AT YOUR HOUSE AND COMES OVER ON SUNDAYS
WHERE DOES HE FIND THE TIME
LAST WEEKEND RAEDER CAME OVER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME NANCY WAS OPENING HER SURPRISE BOXES AND INSIDE THE SURPRISE BOXES WERE BUTTERFLIES AND IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF NANCY FOGG'S LIFE
#SURPRISEBOXES
#RAEDER
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE FERRITIN MOTHERS
NON-SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE UNGRATEFUL DAUGHTERS WHO THINK THEIR FERRITIN MOTHERS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN CASH COWS
"WHEN THE CASH COW REVOLTS" A COLUMN BY DAVID BROOKS
GROWN-ASS ADULTS SAYING MOMMY AND DADDY IS NORMALLY UNACCEPTABLE BUT MYRA HAS MADE UP FOR THAT WITH DARUGTHERS
DA RUGTHERS IS TAKING HIP-HOP BACK TO '96, SON
DARUGTHERS WILL SHIP FOR FREE WHEN YOU PURCHASE ONE 5' X 8' OR LARGER
DARUGTHER > RAEDER
MEET MY DARUGTHER, HER NAME IS DARUGTHER
I CANNOT THINK OF A BETTER NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL GIRL
OK ACTUALLY RUSTY IS BETTER
Comments
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I did leave you the 'I hope the Rushings get that consensual activity in the Oval Office is not, in fact, worse than sexual assault (too)' joke here OMG I DID IT AGAIN.
BTW: big week on the blog, with the two references to iron (ferritin mothers and Fe ein, which is the tax ID for the element).
#TeamRaeder #SorryDidn'tKnowHowToGetTheLittleSchwaOverTheRAtTheEnd
And listen, we still have about a decade to be best friends, so don't fret.