Nextdoor messages of the week

IF THIS TYPO EQUALS $5,000 A WALK THEN I AM A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG PERSON

BUT LISTEN IF I FIND OUT YOUR DOG IS NOT EASYGOING I’M OUT

HEY BUDDY I CAME HERE FOR SANDWICH INFO RACCOON SIGHTINGS AND DOG-WALKING OPPORTUNITIES, KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUTTA HERE

IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR

YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR ACTUALLY

"SEAMAN GIVES HUSBAND A HARD TIME"

I AM SORRY BUT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE POLITICS OUTTA HERE

WOW LOOK AT THAT DRIVEWAY

THIS POST IS VERY ENJOYABLE IF YOU IMAGINE IT BEING READ FOR A TV COMMERCIAL IN THE MOST MONOTONE VOICE POSSIBLE WITH PICTURES OF ROADS FLASHING ACROSS THE SCREEN

IS “GOT PAVING” THE OFFICIAL BOTTOMING OUT OF THE MILK AD

I SAY NO

LET’S KEEP IT GOING

IMAGINE TAKING MULTIPLE PICTURES OF ADULT DIAPERS TO POST ON THE INTERNET

"YOU SAY YOU HAVE ADULT DIAPERS BUT WHERE'S THE PROOF?" - A PERSON?

“I HAPPEN TO HAVE” SURE OK

“FOR THE ELDERLY OR WHOMEVER”

BRIAN WON’T JUDGE

THESE ADULT DIAPERS ARE $3 BUT YOU’VE POSTED THIS UNDER “FOR SALE & FREE”

I MEAN C’MON BUD, ROOKIE MISTAKE AND YOU COULD HAVE A LAWSUIT ON YOUR HANDS

IN THE CASE OF "ADULT DIAPERS FOR 'FREE?'" HOW DOES THE DEFENDANT PLEAD

HI I’M BRIAN YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SELLING ADULT DIAPERS ON THE CHEAP, WELL GUESS WHAT I CAN ALSO WATCH YOUR ANIMALS

FOR PROOF HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF A YARD

THANK YOU EVERYONE