Facebook memes of the week

LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED SHARE OR DON'T SHARE



MIGHT TAKE SOME HEAT FOR SUPPORTING THIS VERY CONTROVERSIAL STANCE BUT MY MOM IS A NURSE SO: SHARE




OH YEAH I DONE SEEN A $2 BILL, AND ALSO HAD THEM WHICH IS HOW I WAS ABLE TO SEE THEM: DOUBLE SHARE




I MEAN ... SURE WHAT THE HELL: SHARE



WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M *NOT* GONNA SHARE A DOUBLE BANANA, I MEAN C'MON: DOUBLE BANANA SHARE THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID



LISTEN I LOVE MY NIECES AND ALL BUT I HAVE MY OWN CHILDREN SO WHAT KIND OF STATEMENT WOULD I BE MAKING TO THEM BY SHARING THIS ... SORRY, FAM/BUGS: DON'T SHARE




I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THIS POINT, BUT YOLO: SHARING THIS CAR DEFIBRILLATOR




WOW THIS IS A TOUGH ONE

ON ONE HAND THIS DOESN'T SEEM VIABLE LONG-TERM WITHIN AN OTHERWISE CAPITALIST STRUCTURE

ON THE OTHER HAND IT'S 'THE JOV'

HMMM

/THINKING/

/THINKING/

/LONG WALK ON BEACH, THINKING/

/IN BED, THINKING/

/TOSSING AND TURNING/

/CALENDAR PAGES FLIP/

/SEASONS CHANGE/

/AGING/

/ON DEATHBED/

I'VE MADE MY FINAL DECISION: SHARE

/BUT FACEBOOK NO LONGER EXISTS/

/DIES/



OH HELL YEAH

THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT KEEPS ME GOING AND CONNECTING TO MY FELLOW HUMANS

BUT HOLD UP, THERE ARE NO INSTRUCTIONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE

JUST EXPERIENCE THIS IN ISOLATION?

F*** IT: SHARE



I GO TO CHURCH ON SATURDAYS AND I DO BELIEVE IN GOD, SO PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE: SHARE FOR GOD, WHO IS DEF TRACKING ALL THIS




UMMM OUR KIDS ARE GETTING SHOT IN SCHOOL BY LITERAL TERRORISTS AND LEADING A REVOLUTION ON GUN CONTROL, PRETTY SURE THEY COULD HANDLE THIS

ALSO THE PARENTS WOULD ANSWER BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR GD PHONE

BUT I WILL ABIDE BY THE RULES AND YES THIS HAPPENED SO, VERDICT: SHARE




HONESTLY WHAT IS THIS EVEN ACCOMPLISHING

THIS IS NOSTALGIA FOR NOSTALGIA'S SAKE

ONE NEVERENDING INTERNET CHRIS FARLEY INTERVIEW

OK FINE: SHARE




WTF WHO IS EVEN MAKING THESE

IT'S *WHOSE*

AND JUST TO BE CLEAR THE QUESTION IS ABOUT MY PARENTS BUT THE SHARE IS ABOUT ME (?)

THAT SAID, NOSTALGIC ALARM CLOCK MEMES GOT ME LIKE











UNFORTUNATELY MY ALARM CLOCK GROWING UP WAS MY DAD WALKING UP THE DANG STEPS AT LIKE 5 A.M.: DON'T SHARE

SHARE IF YOU REMEMBER YOUR DAD WALKING UP THE STAIRS

SOMEBODY DO THAT ONE

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING SHARE OR DON'T SHARE


Comments

troy said…
You’re very generous
mkenny59 said…
I'm going to create a meme that reads "Mike Kenny is too generous with his meme sharing. Share if you agree," just so you have to share it. The meme will have a picture of me at a keyboard excitedly sharing something and you will be standing behind me making a skeptical face. Also we'll throw a minion in there for no reason.
Jane Ryder said…
Just as "they also serve who only stand and wait," I have made my peace with the fact that I'll never match you for cleverness, so I will do my part by forever being your adoring, appreciative audience, choking on my beverage with laughter.