Facebook meme of the week



LAST WEEK WE DISCOVERED THAT DOGS ARE HUMANS AND THIS WEEK WE FIND OUT THAT WOMEN ARE ANIMALS

I AM LEARNING A LOT THROUGH MEMES

BUT IS ALL OF THIS TRUE

THERE'S ONLY ONE GROUP I WANT TO HEAR FROM WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN

AND THAT'S GUYS

LET'S HEAR IT GUYS




RANDY WALTON DOESN'T LIKE IT!

NOT ONE BIT!

RANDY WALTON MIGHT NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MEME AND A COMMENT BUT HE KNOWS WHEN WOMEN ARE BEING DISRESPECTED AND FOR THAT HE IS A HERO



AND WHAT BETTER VENUE TO PROVE IT THAN HERE, THE COMMENTS THREAD OF A WOMEN SMILING IN SILENCE MEME

THERE IS NOT A MEME ON THE INTERNET THAT CAN'T SERVE AS A CATALYST TO POTENTIALLY GARNER SYMPATHY FOR YOUR VERY SPECIFIC PERSONAL SITUATION

I ONCE USED THE KERMIT SIPPING TEA MEME TO TALK ABOUT HOW AN EX-BOSS DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO WRITE POETRY ON MY LUNCH BREAK

IT GOT ME THREE LIKES AND HONESTLY, SOME MUCH-NEEDED CLOSURE



THIS IS FOR THE GUYS

TOUGH TO INTERPRET THIS ONE WITH FULL CONFIDENCE BUT IT *SEEMS* LIKE THOMAS IS SAYING THAT IF YOU SEE A WOMAN SMILING IN SILENCE YOU SHOULD HOLD HER AND LOVE HER, NOT BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE HER FEEL BETTER BUT SO THAT SHE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU LATER WITH TALKING WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP

/"THIS ONE'S FOR THE GUYS" SUNG TO TUNE OF "THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLS" AND BY DMX INSTEAD OF MARTINA MCBRIDE/




LISTEN, EVEN EIGHT EX-WIFE-HAVING OSCAR "RAZOR" WHITE OVER HERE ADMITS THAT WOMEN AREN'T ANIMALS SO LET'S SAY CASE CLOSED

BTW RAZOR: NONE OF IT WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU'RE DOING GREAT

THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MAD SIDE: A MEMOIR, BY OSCAR "RAZOR" WHITE, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF EIGHT IS NOT ENOUGH




YEAH, WHAT *ABOUT* THE TOOL EATER JAGUAR

ALSO WHAT ABOUT OBAMA




/SEES WOMAN SMILING AND SITTING IN SILENCE/

"PFFT, THANKS A LOT, OBAMA"

OK FINE LET'S SEE WHAT THE LADIES HAVE TO SAY I GUESS



FAIR ENOUGH CAROL

SHAME ON THIS MEME FOR USING POOR JUDGEMENT AND CHASING THE WRONG KIND OF WOMEN

WHY CAN'T THIS MEME FIND A NICE GIRL TO SETTLE DOWN WITH



YES THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY




ON THE OTHER HAND SOMETIMES WHEN WOMEN ARE SMILING IN SILENCE THEY ARE ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MIGHT HURT THEIR CHILDREN AND PLOTTING REVENGE IN CASE THAT HAPPENS, SO PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE

JOHANNA SHOWERS US WITH TRUTH




"SILENCE IS GOLDEN" SAYS THIS ANTI-GIBBERISH ADVOCATE WHO COMMENTS THRICE WITH UNINTELLIGIBLE SENTIMENTS




UH OK I GUESS



REPORTER: I'M HERE WITH WORLD FAMOUS SMILING AND SILENT WOMAN MERCEDES AMARANTE. MERCEDES, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE RUMOR THAT YOU HAVE ONE FE EIN IN YOUR HOUS. HOW DO YOU RESPOND

MERCEDES AMARANTE: IT'S TRUE I HAVE ONE FE EIN MY HOUS

REPORTER: WOW YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST FOLKS, BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO




YOUR GREAT GRANDSON IS A WOMAN WHO SMILES IN SILENCE?

"WAIT, IS GREAT GRANDMA TALKING ABOUT ME?" - YOUR GREAT GRANDSON (WHO IS A WOMAN WHO SMILES IN SILENCE AND WHO ALSO IS NOT VERY SMART) AFTER READING THIS COMMENT




SOME WOMEN'S IS LIKE A TIGER

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE THE EDGE TO THE GUYS HERE IN THIS DEBATE

VERDICT: WOMEN ARE NOT ANIMALS BUT ALSO LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

Comments

Jane Ryder said…
I am slightly saddened that you didn't comment on Roger Huard's use of what I can only assume is a Shakespearian accent in "divorce'd," as in "O thou accurse'd fe ein, who hath eight times divorce'd Roger Huard!"
mkenny59 said…
So funny ... something I noticed and subconsciously chose to ignore for some reason ... WHY? Love the Shakespearian connection. Yo got me thinking of a whole new feature where we Shakespearify these comments. Hmmm ...
troy said…
While you're considering new initiatives here at Stuff, I have a proposal: an online betting market centered around interpreting some of these comments. Each participant picks an interpretation, and then after a week the betting is closed and we track down the commenter and ask them, e.g., what the hell a fe ein is. Then someone retires early.

Also, I think maybe Thomas E Stegall meant that his lady would kill him in his sleep. In the spirit of my suggestion above, I wrote him looking for clarity, but that was three days ago and I haven't heard back yet.

AND DON'T DO THAT SELF-DEPRECATING YOU'RE-RIGHT-I'M-WRONG THING YOU TEND TO DO WHEN I WRITE THINGS LIKE THAT. 'Eight Is Not Enough' earned you a lifetime pass. Seriously, you can murder and stuff now.

Lastly, I encourage you to seek out that Space song, which apparently was a few years before your time. One of the great Space-themed alternative songs of the '90s, third only to Spacehog's In the Meantime and Hum's Stars.

Thank you for this important forum.