Friday, May 05, 2017

MSN quick links of the week



HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW I DRINK MY WATER, FAM

BUT ARE YOU SAYING THAT SHOOTING IT UP MY BUTT WITH A GARDEN HOSE IS SO 2000 AND LATE




YEAH WELL YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL *ME* ABOUT HOW POORLY WHALE STOCKS ARE PERFORMING

THAT'S IT, I'M ONLY GIVING THESE DANG WHALES 9 MORE YEARS TO JUSTIFY MY INVESTMENT




WORD




OH NO

NO. 3: TWO MILLION IS NOT EVEN THAT MANY

NO. 5: THE GAMING SYSTEM'S PRODUCTION WAS INTRINSICALLY TIED TO WHALE STOCKS






WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG ME FROM CLICKING ON THIS TIMELY AND INFORMATIVE NEWS ARTICLE




HOW DOES ONE RETIRE FROM PUBLIC LIFE

"... AND SO IN CONCLUSION, FOR REAL THIS TIME ... LEAVE ME ALONE"

[PRINCE PHILIP GOES TO USE THE PUBLIC RESTROOM AT A LONDON APPLEBEES, STOPPED BY MANAGER] "I'M SORRY SIR THIS IS ONLY FOR ACTIVE PUBLIC PEOPLE; YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE PEE-PEE OR POOPY IN YOUR CASTLE"




IS YESTERDAY TOO SOON

"I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE ... BUT ONLY ONE OF US CAN FIT ON THIS HOT MESS OF A DEATH TRAP, SO YA' BURNT" [FLIES INTO TELEPHONE POLE]





DOC, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS BUT I'VE BEEN INVOLUNTARILY RAISING MY HAND TO SHAMEFULLY ASK MY BOSS IF I CAN I FART IN THE OFFICE ... BUT THEN I FART ANYWAY




"WELL HE WILL NEVER RACE AGAIN, BUT BEFORE WE SEND HIM OFF TO THE GLUE FACTORY, I HAVE AN IDEA ..."

LOL THAT DUDE'S SMOCK

"STAY ON CANVAS RUSTY, DANG"

THAT HORSE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT *THAT* GREAT AT PAINTING

JUST SAYIN




'SUP PLAYA

GET YOUR DISRUPTION ON SON

CUT-RATE CAR INSURANCE HAS NEVER LOOKED SO FLY

ANYWAY I NEED TO BUY INSURANCE FOR MY AWESOME FLYING CAR




HOLD UP IS THIS COMPANY RUN BY HOMELESS PEOPLE NOW

4 comments:

PlanetJane said...

Damn it! My 401K is heavily into whale stocks. Now what do I do? HELP ME, MIKEY!

troy said...

As someone fortunate to spend a few weeks in London each year and see a decent amount of the city, the thought of it with an Applebees on every other block amuses me oh wait that's right it chills me to the bone

KO Rob said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe the Royals call it peepee and poopy... they call it "going to Crapfordshire".

mkenny59 said...

I love you all!