Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Facebook meme of the week



I BET THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AN IMPARTIAL NON-BROWN-EYED PERSON

ALSO PRETTY SURE THESE WERE THE LYRICS TO “BROWN EYED GIRL” BEFORE VAN MORRISON’S EDITOR GOT INVOLVED

MIGHT I ADD THAT BROWN-EYED PEOPLE ARE VERY GOOD AT MAKING MEMES AND WRITING WORDS AND ALSO PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION AND SYNTAX

“THEY ARE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS AND HONEST TO THE POINT TO BE INTIMIDATING BY THOSE WHO AREN’T USED TO SUCH OPEN HONESTY!”

PERSONALLY I AM NOT USED TO SUCH ELOQUENT PHRASING, BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE BLUE EYES



BARBARA N RONNIE WAGONER’S DAUGHTER: WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID MOM IS THAT YOU’RE A B*TCH




POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: IT SAYS HERE YOUR NAME IS FLUFFER GHOSTMAN … IS THAT UH REAL

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: AS REAL AS MY BROWN EYES

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: AND YOUR SKILLS ARE “TELLING IT LIKE IT IS,” “HAVING BROWN EYES” AND “NOT [BLEEPING] CARING,” IS THAT CORRECT

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: WHATEVER

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED AT YOUR LAST PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: PFFFT MY STUPID ASS BOSS COULDN’T HANDLE HEARING THE TRUTH EVERY DAY

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF THE TRUTH

FLUFFER GHOSTMAN: THAT TIE SUCKS AND FILING PAPERS IS STUPID AND I’M LEAVING SIX HOURS EARLY TODAY TO PICK UP MY COUSIN

POTENTIAL EMPLOYER: I AM SO INTIMIDATED BY YOUR TRUTH BUT ALSO YOU’RE HIRED



COUNTERPOINT

SOUNDS LIKE *SOMEONE* WASN’T ALLOWED IN THE BROWN-EYED FRIENDS CIRCLE




LOL INDEED, SPCOTT TEKRING




FEEL LIKE I'M IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS




WE WILL HAVE TO CONSULT THE TRUTH FOLLOWER AT A LATER DATE




I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE HERE WHEN I SAY I AM ALSO PROUD OF WENDELL’S BROWN EYES AND OLD HIP

IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER BODY PARTS THAT REQUIRE SELF-AFFIRMATION, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME




THANK YOU EVERYONE

4 comments:

troy said...

'm I the only one who finds it a little weird that someone spent so much time making a meme targeted at such a small population?

mkenny59 said...

You made me realize that this is the second meme I know of that claims to be targeted but addresses more than 50% of humanity:

http://mikekenny.blogspot.com/2016/06/facebook-meme-of-week_24.html

troy said...

Lol.

Gotta wonder what Fluffer Ghostman would say about that.

KO Rob said...

Spcott and Fluffer are making me uncomfortable with their pottymouths and, to be honest, probably their honesty. Thank goodness someone is finally speaking up for the "Brownies". I hope the "10 fingers, 10 toes" folks get their due soon...