MSN quick links of the week

AND NOT EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR HUMAN DIGNITY

LOOKS GREAT

"AND WHILE I'M AT IT SO IS ROCK 'N ROLL AND BASEBALL HATS"

HERE SENATOR, TRY THIS NEW DEVICE THAT GIVES YOU PHONE PRIVACY IN PUBLIC

"WHAT'S A PHONE, PHONES ARE BRAINWASHING OUR KIDS"

"BUT WHAT WAS *MOST* BONKERS ABOUT THE GREAT WAR, ASIDE FROM THE KILLING AND INCREDIBLE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA FROM WHICH I HAVE NEVER RECOVERED, WAS A COOL-LOOKING MOTORCYCLE TANK THAT I HEARD ABOUT"

TELL US MORE GRANDPA

"BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MORALS" - JAY LENO

"BECAUSE YOU'RE BRITISH" - ALSO JAY LENO

"BECAUSE I WAS BORN THIS WAY" - LADY GAGA

"BECAUSE YOU NEED BRACES" - MY DENTIST

" ????? " - MEDICAL DAILY

YEAH THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF

NEXT WEEK: JADA PINKETT SMITH REACTS TO FABIO'S ULCER

AND BY CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA WE MEAN DIARRHEA

AND WHAT ABOUT NOSTALGIA FOR SENIORS

NO ONE EVER THINKS OF SENIORS ON A FIXED INCOME

K THANKS