Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Facebook meme of the week



THIS MEME APPEALS TO EVERYONE

MUPPETS FANS, CAR MECHANICS, COMEDY LOVERS

MOST OF ALL GRAMMAR FANS AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE SYNTAX

“I THINK THE CLUTCH HAS GONE IN MY BUTT”

A)     I SAT ON THE CLUTCH AND NOW IT IS IN MY BUTT … I THINK

B)      THE CLUTCH THAT PREXISTED IN MY BUTT HAS FAILED

C)      SUDDENLY MY BUTT HITS VERY WELL WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION

D)     SUDDENLY MY BUTT HITS VERY POORLY WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION

ANYWAY KERMIT SAID THIS

ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD



ASIDE FROM PREVENTING HIM FROM GETTING HIS ASS IN GEAR THE FAILED BUTT CLUTCH HAS ALSO CAUSED RANDALL YARBROUGH’S ASS SOME DIAREAHHA

HANG IN THERE RANDALL



“IF A CLUTCH IS STUCK IN YOUR BUTT, STICK YOUR FOOT IN YOUR BUTT AND THEN MAKE THE GAS PEDAL, WHICH IS ALSO IN YOUR BUTT, FEEL BAD ABOUT ITSELF.” – LAKE SINGH

LAKE SINGH IS LIKE THE GUY ON THAT SHOW HOUSE—UNORTHODOX BUT TRUST ME IT WORKS



WELL CHARLES AT LEAST YOU’RE CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY FROM D COUCH WITH THOUGHTFUL COMMENTARY

I FEEL U KERMIT

HOW MANY GREAT DISSERTATIONS HAVE BEGUN AS SUCH



WHO IS “US” BETTY SINGLETARY SPEAK FOR YOURSELF MY BUTT IS JUST FINE



A TYPO ON “LOL” FROM SOMEONE WITH NO PROFILE PIC IS THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS

THANK YOU EVERYONE

1 comment:

troy said...

I sort of read 'clutch' as a synonym to 'clench' and now I'm not hungry.