Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Facebook meme of the week


I WONDER TOO ELMO

NOBODY SAYS HELLO TO INANIMATE MEMES FEATURING CHILDREN’S SHOW PUPPETS ANYMORE

IT’S LIKE GET OFF YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND SAY HELLO TO THIS ASEXUAL FURRY THING YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS

ANYWAY THIS IS A GRAND SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT AMONG SANE ADULTS

HOW DOES THIS WORK WE JUST SAY HELLO RIGHT

OK



PLAN BABY SHOWERS WAY TOO FAR IN ADVANCE MUCH?



ELMO NEVER SAID HE (?) LOVED YOU DON’T PUT WORDS IN ELMO’S MOUTH



I DON’T NORMALLY RECOMMEND PUTTING FACEBOOK COMMENTS ON RESUMES BUT THIS IS TOO WELL-CRAFTED AND HILARIOUS NOT TO



THIS IS NOT A GOSH DANG CONVERSATION TIM KNAPP AND ALSO: [SIC]

YOU HAD ONE JOB



SECURITY!

THIS IS CLASSIC NICHOLAS OG NICKYB BYSTRON, SOCIAL MEDIA GADFLY



CONGRATULATIONS STEVE ON MANAGING A TYPO WITHIN A TWO-WORD COMMENT THAT DOESN’T EVEN FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ON AN ELMO FACEBOOK MEME. SOMETHING TO TELL YOUR GRANDKIDS ABOUT.*



EVERYONE STOP SNICKERING THERE ARE NO DUMB QUESTIONS ON THIS ELMO MEME

JULIO COULD YOU PLEASE REPHRASE THE QUESTION IN ENGLISH



DAMMIT JULIO GET OUT



HELLO LARRY YOU ELMO-ASS-LOOKIN’ FOOL



I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT

IMAGINE YOU WERE DATING VIKRANT AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING WELL AND THEN YOU SAW THIS COMMENT SHOW UP IN YOUR TIMELINE



COOL STORY BRUH

ANYWAY THAT WENT WELL I THINK WE’RE ALL GONNA BE OK

UPDATE: Our good buddy troy alerted me to Steve's "It back." comment, and I obviously didn't get it originally. Apologies to Steve for misreading his comment; on the contrary, by following instructions literally and responding in jest to this Elmo meme, Steve has completely redeemed himself. I'm uncertain if this update provides clarity or sends us further down the rabbit hole of nonsense, but I am good either way.

2 comments:

troy said...

Wendy Patrick is Elmo's cousin and is expecting to see Elmo at a baby shower?

Also, might need a new word for Elmo to replace 'asexual,' misleading headline aside ...

http://gawker.com/ex-elmo-voice-actor-kevin-clash-cleared-of-sexual-abuse-1567240733

Sorry in advance.

mkenny59 said...

Regarding your first point: Yes.

Regarding your second point: Apology UNaccepted!