Spam email of the week
Subject: Web Designing and Development services
Like the many, many, many junk emails I receive of this nature, it's safe to assume this non-person who is touting web design services will do so in a manner that leaves me lacking in confidence for his ability to grasp the Web in general or the English language specifically. Here goes.
Greeting of the day!
What IS today's greeting, actually? (checks Greeting of the day-themed calendar) ... (May 22, 2014 reads "Hoping for sunshine in your specific part of the universe, {person's name}!" and features picture of Snoopy floating on a raft and Woodstock floating in a much, much smaller raft) YOU TOO!
Let me introduce myself,
My name is Hov!
H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
Yes?
I am Ben
Oh.
working as Business Development Manager @ Niroma IT would like to discuss a Business opportunity with you.
Has your business not yet developed punctuation? It is the latest trend in the field of English but youre right it's probs just a fad
We can execute the Web Design & Development, Mobile Apps Development project & SEO Services for you.
Sounds great. Anything else?
We have a there tire quality check system so no compromise on quality!
You can check my tires?
We have a there tire quality check
Do you mean my tires have to be physically there, like I can't just tell you about what is wrong with them? Or is that a typo and you mean "three" tires. It's probably a typo, right?
We have a there tire quality check
I have four tires though. ?
We have a there tire quality check
OK listen I don't need the tire check, I guess. It's fine. I will take my tires elsewhere.
Our expertise to make customization in all CMS & Core technology development .we provide full responsive website for all devices Desktop iPhone ,tab & Mobile.
Our primary focus is in:-
Ben, your punctuation and grammar are so terrible, I cannot tell you if you are actually trying to communicate correctly or are using emoticons. Here is how I feel reading this:
:-
Also
:o
Sometimes like
;)
Website Design Web Development Mobile Site Development Database Programming E-commerce Solutions
Tires
Android Apps Development CMS Website Portal Development
"I need someone to develop my portal" LOL that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Ben, you're the best. Seriously though, please stop.
IPhone Apps Development SEO Blog Submission Mobile Apps
Ben, please.
Development Support & Testing Link Building Apps Gul Design
STOP IT BEN, DANG.
Do let me know if you are interested and would be happy to shares our methodologies ,
Ben, how does one begin to describe a methodology as complex and beautiful as the one you have established with the not even real "company" you fake work for? It would be like a blind man trying to describe a sunset to a set of three tires.
past working details and prices etc.
Kind Regards
Ben
Start with greeting (singular) > lots of nonsense > end with regards. This is spam email 101 right here, Ben. I would tip my cap were it not lost in my portal (butt).
Like the many, many, many junk emails I receive of this nature, it's safe to assume this non-person who is touting web design services will do so in a manner that leaves me lacking in confidence for his ability to grasp the Web in general or the English language specifically. Here goes.
Greeting of the day!
What IS today's greeting, actually? (checks Greeting of the day-themed calendar) ... (May 22, 2014 reads "Hoping for sunshine in your specific part of the universe, {person's name}!" and features picture of Snoopy floating on a raft and Woodstock floating in a much, much smaller raft) YOU TOO!
Let me introduce myself,
My name is Hov!
H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
Yes?
I am Ben
Oh.
working as Business Development Manager @ Niroma IT would like to discuss a Business opportunity with you.
Has your business not yet developed punctuation? It is the latest trend in the field of English but youre right it's probs just a fad
We can execute the Web Design & Development, Mobile Apps Development project & SEO Services for you.
Sounds great. Anything else?
We have a there tire quality check system so no compromise on quality!
You can check my tires?
We have a there tire quality check
Do you mean my tires have to be physically there, like I can't just tell you about what is wrong with them? Or is that a typo and you mean "three" tires. It's probably a typo, right?
We have a there tire quality check
I have four tires though. ?
We have a there tire quality check
OK listen I don't need the tire check, I guess. It's fine. I will take my tires elsewhere.
Our expertise to make customization in all CMS & Core technology development .we provide full responsive website for all devices Desktop iPhone ,tab & Mobile.
Our primary focus is in:-
Ben, your punctuation and grammar are so terrible, I cannot tell you if you are actually trying to communicate correctly or are using emoticons. Here is how I feel reading this:
:-
Also
:o
Sometimes like
;)
Website Design Web Development Mobile Site Development Database Programming E-commerce Solutions
Tires
Android Apps Development CMS Website Portal Development
"I need someone to develop my portal" LOL that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Ben, you're the best. Seriously though, please stop.
IPhone Apps Development SEO Blog Submission Mobile Apps
Ben, please.
Development Support & Testing Link Building Apps Gul Design
STOP IT BEN, DANG.
Do let me know if you are interested and would be happy to shares our methodologies ,
Ben, how does one begin to describe a methodology as complex and beautiful as the one you have established with the not even real "company" you fake work for? It would be like a blind man trying to describe a sunset to a set of three tires.
past working details and prices etc.
Kind Regards
Ben
Start with greeting (singular) > lots of nonsense > end with regards. This is spam email 101 right here, Ben. I would tip my cap were it not lost in my portal (butt).
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