Spam email of the week
Subject:
123436 To the China
Market Developer
I’m
sorry—is this a children’s song?
1-2-3
4-3-6
To the China Market Developer!
Clap
along, everyone!
1-2-3
Kid: This song doesn’t even rhyme. And the numbers are wrong.
Other kid: Yeah, this song blows.
YOU
KIDS HAVE NO RESPECT.
2014
iFresh Fruit and Vegetable Expo
Shanghi International Exhibition
Center,China
12th-14th
June 2014
What
is “iFresh Fruit”? Is that a—wait for it—Apple product? LOLZ.
HOLD
UP, IMMA JUST DOWNLOAD THIS CANTALOUPE TO MY TUMMY RIGHT QUICK
iFresh
Fru and Veg Expo
Fru and Veg!!!!
FRU and VEG
(slow
voice) FRU AND VEG
We
have officially crossed the threshold of acceptable abbreviations.
Congratulations, everybody!
had
booked out 143 exhibitors with 183 boothes( 117 boothes left)
Looks
like the iFresh Fru and Veg Expo overbooked. Classic Fru and Veg mistake. You
can’t make digital fruit plans before you have commitments! It’s putting the
digital fruit cart before the iHorse, as the saying goes. And everyone knows
the digital fruit community is a fickle bunch. They tell you they’re gonna be
there when they’re drunk off iFresh smoothies, and then they’re nowhere to be
found when it comes time to book their “boothe.”
New booking Fruit and Vegetable suppliers companies including:
CHINA: YANTAI FULL RED SEEDLING BREEDING FARM
Ain’t
no Fru and Veg party like a YANTAI FULL RED SEEDLING BREEDING FARM Fru and Veg
party cause a YANTAI FULL RED SEEDLING BREEDING FARM Fru and Veg party uses
only the freshest vegetables, and also don't stop.
Tailand:
Tailand Embassy Group
Chile: Foodinvest Chile SA, Chilean Cherry Committee..
I
have just recently decided that the Chilean Cherry Committee is my favorite
Fru and Veg supplier in the world. I am totes going to visit their booth. (For
the cherries.)
American: FreshWorld Inc,
Really,
America?
FreshWorld Inc. is our only representative at the iFresh Fru and Veg Expo? This
is embarrassing. There was a time when this country prided itself on its iFresh
fruits and vegetables. Now look at us—one measly booth at the most famous expo
in the world. Thanks a lot, OBAMA.
Anyhoo,
the rest of this email is just an unintelligible, unending list of fake,
worldwide Fru and Veg suppliers, and I’m not even sure what this email is
asking me to do. That said, yeah, I booked a booth. I felt bad. But before I
head to China,
EVERYBODY SING ALONG:
1-2-3
4-3-6
To the China Market Developer!
7-8-9
10-28-12
Cherries in the Chilean tree!
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