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Translation: "WHAAAAAAAA? [By the way, WHAAAAAAAA?]" I'm sure this will make more sense when I open it.
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
الأخ / Buddy حفظه الله
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
نود أخبارك بأن صديقك:
It's like someone is speaking to me in dots and Arabic, but stops in the middle to call me buddy. I like this email. It is my favorite email.
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Oh cool thanks, this website will make it a lot more convenient for me to build my Hendershot Generator. To this point the only thing stopping me from building a Hendershot Generator from scratch was lack of convenience. One time I built a generator from LEGOs, and by generator I mean house, and by LEGOs I mean crayons. And by built I mean drew.
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Hendershot Generator activated, produces paper printouts of cures for all diseases, then does 720-degree dunk on a 20-foot hoop, and then spits out beautiful woman wearing a bikini
Woman: Hey fellas. Can your "science" do this? (sticks out tongue and twerks)
Scientists: We are humiliated! We have been trying to do this for 84 years! (one of the scientists dies from failure)
Hendershot Generator: (in robot voice) CHECK THIS OUT CHUMPS ... (makes lots of noise) (poops out 24 karat bar of gold)
Scientists: IT'S FROM GOD
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Frank Hendershot: 'Sup U.S. press. Go ahead and give this bad boy all the assessment tests - it don't care.
U.S. press: Uh, we're just the press - we don't administer the tests, we just report the findings.
Frank Hendershot: That's what I THOUGHT, idiots.
U.S. press: It says here this thing's fuel-less. Is that true?
Frank Hendershot: You tell me ... (activates Hendershot Generator)
Hendershot Generator: AIN'T NOBODY GOT FUEL FOR THIS (makes lots of noise) DJ SCRIBBLE, WHAT'S POPPIN'?
DJ Scribble: (plays "Everybody Dance Now")
Hendershot Generator: (starts showing footage of monster truck rally)
U.S. press: What the ... I'm not sure you have a good grasp on what a generator is supposed to do.