Facebook meme of the day
DANG YO CAN'T DECIDE IF I SHOULD BE A MIME OR A CLOWN
THING IS I REALLY WANT TO BE A CPA
ARE YOU THERE, GOD?
IT'S ME, STEVE
THE CLOWN GUY
TRYING TO GET SOME GUIDANCE OUT IN THIS BARREN FIELD
IS ANYBODY THERE?
Voice from Heaven: You must make a "choice" (voice makes air quotes) to take a "chance" or your life will never "change," clown Steve.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YO
Voice from Heaven: Sorry for the delay, clown Steve. Didn't recognize you in your pea coat and jeans.
THAT'S AIIIIIGHT, YO, FRIDAY IS DRESS DOWN DAY
IMMA JUST EAT THIS APPLE OFF THIS WEIRD TREE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
/TURNS INTO FIRST SUCCESSFUL CLOWN CPA/