Facebook meme of the day

DANG YO CAN'T DECIDE IF I SHOULD BE A MIME OR A CLOWN

THING IS I REALLY WANT TO BE A CPA

ARE YOU THERE, GOD?

IT'S ME, STEVE

THE CLOWN GUY

TRYING TO GET SOME GUIDANCE OUT IN THIS BARREN FIELD

/HONKS NOSE/

IS ANYBODY THERE?

Voice from Heaven: You must make a "choice" (voice makes air quotes) to take a "chance" or your life will never "change," clown Steve.

YOU'RE RIGHT, YO

Voice from Heaven: Sorry for the delay, clown Steve. Didn't recognize you in your pea coat and jeans.

THAT'S AIIIIIGHT, YO, FRIDAY IS DRESS DOWN DAY

IMMA JUST EAT THIS APPLE OFF THIS WEIRD TREE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

/EATS APPLE/

/TURNS INTO FIRST SUCCESSFUL CLOWN CPA/